When I think of the dog days of summer, the intense heat, the uncomfortable chaffing, I also think of the sweet reliefs so readily available in life these days. Things such as witnessing some the hottest women in the world flashing bare skin on the big and little screen just to make you feel all better. Hot women truly are the best medicine to whatever ails you. I recommend two funbags and call me in the morning to all my patients. Our friends at Mr. Skin have their own recommendation for celebrity skintastic this weekend.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace topless making out in Brian de Palma’s Passion, Kristen Bell teasy and making of the sexy in The Lifeguard, and Bar Paly bare butt cheeks in Pain and Gain out on Blu-Ray. It’s some must-see sweet celebrity skin. Enjoy.
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Brian De Palma shot two actresses making out and then named it Passion and you can finally watch it in the comfort of your own home. That’s it.
What, you wanted an explanation? Fine. Jeeze.
So, Snake Eyes Brian De Palma took some cameras and a production crew and filmed a feature length movie in which the primary set-pieces are the necking and heavy-petting activities of two accomplished Hollywood actresses Noomi Rapace and Rachel McAdams. We’ve read reports of dubious merit stating that the ‘film’ was based on one made by French people.
In defiance of good taste, it never really got released in American theaters. But, thankfully, in August it will be available for all of us to
fap to watch. And that’s cool. “But can’t we just watch all of those other women making out on the internet?” you may ask. Of course you can, but don’t forget, these women are famous and not typically doing such things on camera…and that makes it hotter. Make sense?
Either way, it can’t be worse than Mission to Mars, can it?
Wow, talk about a triple feature. Today’s Mr. Skin Minute features the finely bared bosoms of quite a few of our hottie celebrity favorites. Maybe it’s due to our clean living or our dedication to serving others, or maybe just the aligning of the skinematic stars, but today’s MSM looks, feels, and tastes (you gotta try) like the best yet.
This week’s video includes Olga Kurlyenko and Rachel McAdams topless in the upcoming To the Wonder, Thandie Newton and other various newcomer hotties topless in rather epic sex scenes in the new DirecTV show, Rogue, and a solid view of Kerry Washington nekkid all over in Django Unchained. It’s a doozy. Enjoy.
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Love is in the air this weekend before Valentine’s Day, as is the skin on film, with a preview of this weekend’s best available flesh cinema courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Rachel McAdams baring her top in My Name is Tonino, Kate Winslet flashing her full frontal bushiness in Holy Smoke, and Holly Hunter frontside and backside in her infamous role in The Piano. It’s all good..and nekkid. Enjoy.
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A car accident puts Paige in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo works to win her heart again. – The Vow
I just barfed a little chick flick throw-up in my mouth. Seriously, if you have beans hanging betwixt your legs, there’s really no excuse for you to be seen seeing this film. I will find out, I assure you. I’m not even sure the ‘but then I got some afterward’ patented excuse even holds water for this one.
That being said, the chickier the flick, the hotter the chicks often who come out to represent on the red carpet for the premiere, including last night’s gaggle of girl-hotties that included movie co-star, rom-movie hottie Rachel McAdams, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner looking all kinds of underaged teen model memorable, co-star Tatum’s wife and hottie, Jenna Dewan, and Disney young starlet and future corrupted teen, Bella Thorne. It all worked quite nicely in a parade of the good looking to promote this sac-shrinking cinematic endeavor. Enjoy.
Okay, so the gonadial shrinkage factor for any man going to see The Vow with Rachel McAdams is pretty much 0.6-0.8 on the sac-reduction meter, noteworthy indeed, but there’s simply no denying that despite her long unfortunate fall into craptastic rom-com and just plain romance movies, Rachel McAdams has that special ‘it’ quality that makes men wonder how much money they might get if their significant other were to tragically, but quite accidentally, be bumped off the roof of that tall building balcony you keep taking her to see for the amazing view, and if said amount of money would be enough to win the heart of Rachel McAdams.
Rachel McAdams was in New York today pimping her new movie and flitting about town in a short white dress, that, sadly, she kept consciously from producing a nice upskirt picture, but, happily, still flashed her legs and made her look all kinds of Snow White innocent and hot. Just look at Rachel McAdams and tell me you’re not planning a rendesvouz up on that high rise balcony as we speak. Enjoy.