Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson Takes Be Kind To Animals Week to a Whole New Level

First, let's be honest, that may not actually be a K-9.  It might just be the world's most clever little person in a dog suit discovering a way to get Rachel Bilson to hump his backside. I'm not exactly sure what was going down on the streets of L.A. between vastly underrated hottie Rachel Bilson and the furry beast that was walking her, but I know that I'm hardly the man to judge others on their furry play conduct. Live and let live and, please, somebody get pictures of Rachel bathing that thing. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Pictures in C Are Grade A Bilson

Rachel Bilson gets her sextastic groove on in these pictures for C magazine where the smoking hot actress gets all kinds of heavenly looking in some kind of fashion and style I'll never understand, but the minute I stop ogling her hot body and that look on her face, I suppose that might become important. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson and Anna Faris, Just a Couple Hotties Pimping Target

There are few places on this blue planet where I'm considered a VIP. But Target is surely one of them, thanks to my intense and loyal shopping habits. I once bought 30 pairs of socks for $50. I don't even wear socks, but my collection of puppets from said purchase has made the cover of many arts and crafts magazines. So, I was kind of surprised when I was not invited to the Target VIP event to pimp something or other discount merchandise related. Especially when I saw the array of celebrity hotties that the box store had lined up to co-pimp, not the least of which were the secret lust of my life, Rachel Bilson, looking fine in her Target frock, and Anna Farris, funny, sexy, cleavy, and looking all kinds of 'wish she were my girlfriend (I mean, if I didn't already have a girlfriend who reads this site and is a black-belt in some punishing form of mystical Eastern arts). Lucky for Target, I don't take things personally; I'll be back there this afternoon buying 10,000 rubber bands for $6. I love a bargain almost as much as I love sexy celebrities. Enjoy.

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Rachel Bilson Shopping For Lingerie Can Only Lead to Silky Dreams

Imagine the greatest places you can catch a super sexy celebrity like Rachel Bilson exiting. Well, to be fair, seeing Rachel Bilson leaving the dentist office is still kind of hot. But leaving a lingerie shop with a little silky purchase hoisted in her hand, well, um, it could lead a lesser man (very much like myself) to spend hours daydreaming what might be in that bag and just how it might look on a lovely lass like Rachel Bilson. In fact, give yourself five minutes to imagine thusly. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift, Heidi Klum, Rachel Bilson, and Leona Lewis: Four Cavalli Hotties

Here's how my parties tend to go. Dudes start walking in, then more dudes, followed by a girl, which is awesome, until it turns out she's just asking for directions to a cooler party she's invited to, followed by more dudes. You know who doesn't show up to my party? Super celebrity hotties like Taylor Swift, Heidi Klum, Rachel Bilson, and Leona Lewis, all of whom knocked my dirty socks off in their grown up, adult, all-decked out hotness kind of way at Roberto Cavalli's party in Milan. What does he got that I don't got? Yeah, I know, let's not start making a list. Enjoy.

(Yep, this is a moment for you Taylor Swift lusters to rejoice. Your girl looks actually all adult sexy.)

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Rachel Bilson Butt Pictures Are Heavenly Backside

I just hate when that happens. A perfectly hot sexy celebrity drops her new designer purse on the ground and has to bend over in her little jean shorts to pick it up. When will this injustice end? Hopefully never. I'm not the kind of guy to objectify women; however, if I were that kind of guy, I might start with a careful examination of Rachel Bilson butt pictures. And, after careful and repeated, examination, I can state with scientific certainty that there's absolutely nothing junky about that fine-ass hottie trunk. Enjoy.

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Rachel Bilson Kisses Another Girl; I Watch It Over and Over Again (VIDEO)

 

My girlfriend came up with this 'romantic' notion that if we abstain from making the sexy for 90 days, it will make us appreciate each other even more when we resume. I think she read a book or something, which, by the way, she knows is forbidden. Who comes up with these inane ideas anyhow? Should we force starvation ourselves for three weeks so that our 7-Eleven microwave burritos will suddenly taste better? Should we caffeinate ourselves painfully awake for 172 straight hour so we can learn to appreciate sleep again? So I ask her, despite this ban on the very healthy and necessary human habit of boot knocking, if kissing remains okay. She smiles widely and says, 'Of course'. So I say, 'Great', and spend the next hour watching this -- super sexy Rachel Bilson kissing another girl on How I Met Your Mother this past week. 89 days left to go.