Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson Shopping For Lingerie Can Only Lead to Silky Dreams

By Jon | November 2, 2010 @ 10:44 am

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Imagine the greatest places you can catch a super sexy celebrity like Rachel Bilson exiting. Well, to be fair, seeing Rachel Bilson leaving the dentist office is still kind of hot. But leaving a lingerie shop with a little silky purchase hoisted in her hand, well, um, it could lead a lesser man (very much like myself) to spend hours daydreaming what might be in that bag and just how it might look on a lovely lass like Rachel Bilson. In fact, give yourself five minutes to imagine thusly. Enjoy.

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Taylor Swift, Heidi Klum, Rachel Bilson, and Leona Lewis: Four Cavalli Hotties

By Jon | September 30, 2010 @ 11:12 am

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Here's how my parties tend to go. Dudes start walking in, then more dudes, followed by a girl, which is awesome, until it turns out she's just asking for directions to a cooler party she's invited to, followed by more dudes. You know who doesn't show up to my party? Super celebrity hotties like Taylor Swift, Heidi Klum, Rachel Bilson, and Leona Lewis, all of whom knocked my dirty socks off in their grown up, adult, all-decked out hotness kind of way at Roberto Cavalli's party in Milan. What does he got that I don't got? Yeah, I know, let's not start making a list. Enjoy.

(Yep, this is a moment for you Taylor Swift lusters to rejoice. Your girl looks actually all adult sexy.)

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Rachel Bilson Butt Pictures Are Heavenly Backside

By Jon | September 30, 2010 @ 7:30 am

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I just hate when that happens. A perfectly hot sexy celebrity drops her new designer purse on the ground and has to bend over in her little jean shorts to pick it up. When will this injustice end? Hopefully never. I'm not the kind of guy to objectify women; however, if I were that kind of guy, I might start with a careful examination of Rachel Bilson butt pictures. And, after careful and repeated, examination, I can state with scientific certainty that there's absolutely nothing junky about that fine-ass hottie trunk. Enjoy.

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Rachel Bilson Kisses Another Girl; I Watch It Over and Over Again (VIDEO)

By Jon | September 24, 2010 @ 8:04 am

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My girlfriend came up with this 'romantic' notion that if we abstain from making the sexy for 90 days, it will make us appreciate each other even more when we resume. I think she read a book or something, which, by the way, she knows is forbidden. Who comes up with these inane ideas anyhow? Should we force starvation ourselves for three weeks so that our 7-Eleven microwave burritos will suddenly taste better? Should we caffeinate ourselves painfully awake for 172 straight hour so we can learn to appreciate sleep again? So I ask her, despite this ban on the very healthy and necessary human habit of boot knocking, if kissing remains okay. She smiles widely and says, 'Of course'. So I say, 'Great', and spend the next hour watching this -- super sexy Rachel Bilson kissing another girl on How I Met Your Mother this past week. 89 days left to go.

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Bar Refaeli, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, and Ashley Tisdale Head Up List of Rosh Hashana Hotties

By Jon | September 9, 2010 @ 11:28 am

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Nipples and honey for the Jewish New Year? We couldn't think of a more Egotastic! way to wish our Hebraic brothers and sisters a something-something-tov than by posting recent pictures of our favorite Chosen Person sexy bombs. But, wait! Some of us gentle gentiles don't have the inside scoop on the begotten origins of these sexy Semites, so we turned to the the experts at JewOrNotJew.com, to give us the skinny on our Rosh Hashana hottie selections.

First, Bar Refaeli. Can there be an Israelite on the planet hotter than this woman? And a bit of nipple poke for the High Holidays? Perfection.

From Jew or Not Jew: ... we didn't even bother to write anything about Bar, we just showed her picture. Why? Please. Like you're even reading this right now. Heck, we're not even writing it. Just staring at one of the hottest women on the planet, typing randomly, and repeating to ourselves over and over: she's Jewish.... she's JEWISH.... SHE'S Jewish....
Bar's Score: 12 of 15

Next, Rachel Bilson just shopping and hanging out and looking sexy doing her thing:

From Jew or Not Jew: For many, Seth from the OC is the ultimate Jew. The comics, the nerdiness, the lust for a non-Jewish woman... Gevalt! Since it's TV though, he actually gets the girl, thus giving us hope that some day we'll meet a borderline attractive half-Jewish woman who will pretend to be a non-Jew for a TV show and pretend to fall in love with us. Hey, just setting goals we can reach here.
Rachel's Score:8 of 15

The ever-hot Mila Kunis on the set of some movie with Justin Timberlake we'll never see unless, you know, our wives or girlfriends make us:

From Jew or Not Jew: The rule is, if you're looking for a Jew in an ensemble show, pick the nerdy one (helllooooo Tori Spelling). Happily, Ms. Mila broke that rule on That 70s Show, though she's doing nothing for us now as Meg on Family Guy. She's Russian. She's Jewish. We'll forgive her.
Mila's Score: 11 of 15

Finally, current Hellcatter, Ashley Tisdale, seen here at the Fashion Night Out event a couple nights ago:

From Jew or Not Jew: Star of the High School Musical movies, Ms. Tisdale is... wait, we're supposed to care about Ashley Tisdale? Seriously? She's only half-Jewish and that's 1/2 more than we give a crap.
Ashley's Score: 9 of 15

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Eva Longoria and Rachel Bilson: Red Hotness

By Bill Swift | August 27, 2010 @ 12:05 pm

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Oh, hey, look, it's two of my sexy sexy celebrity girlfriends all dressed in red. Eva Longoria, check. Rachel Bilson, check. Not exactly twins, so that fantasy has to be put on hold for a moment, but sisters in smoking red hotness? Absolutely. Eva Longoria always looks amazing and cleavy and hot bodied. Rachel Bilson, less obvious, underrated demure hottie. Together, yep, lust sandwich! Enjoy.

First, the sexy lady in red, Eva Longoria:

And, the red hot, Rachel Bilson:

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Rachel Bilson Lip Slip and Cameltoe Pictures for Your Hawaiian Holiday

By Bill Swift | August 23, 2010 @ 1:34 pm

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Oh, Elizabeth, this is the big one, I'm coming.

There's nothing quite like coming across a Rachel Bilson lip slip picture, a small, but delightful glimpse into the lady nest of the sexy Rachel Bilson. Okay, there's nothing quite like it except for a mega-deep Rachel Bilson cameltoe picture flashing deep-cooch-cleavage in her black bikini bottom. The entire set of Rachel Bilson bikini pictures are pretty damn phenomenal, and, did they not cost us the Gross Domestic Product of Cameroon per picture, we'd gladly bring you more of this amazingly hot young actress. But, for now, examine your love part peeks and the overall hotness of the bikini-clad Rachel Bilson. And, of course, enjoy.

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