Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson Makes Going to Work Sexy Again

We've missed Rachel Bilson for a while around here, maybe she's been in hiding, or just resting in her Fortress of Hebrew School hotness, but she's been kind of scarce for the cameras lately. But the sexy brunette returned to work on set, where she could not deny the gentleman ogler her au natural beauty in a sheer tank top and a pair of short shorts that just about turned her into the perfect summer vision of sexy celebrity hotness.

Sometimes I cry at night, a gentle weeping to myself in private time, knowing that I may never see Rachel Bilson nekkid, so I try to appreciate what I can get. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Plucks the Freshest Cucumbers Down on the Farm

Okay, so it's not really a farm farm, it's one of those farms that if you live in the city you drive 20 minutes away to visit and pretend you're living country, but it's still super sexy Rachel Bilson in short shorts and a blue bra plucking all sorts of phallic shaped vegetables straight out of Mother Earth's bountiful lady nest. In short, it's my kind of getting your hands dirty.

I miss Rachel Bilson, and I hear conflicting reports that she may now have broken up with that Hayden dude who ruined the Star Wars series with his horrible acting, which means she could be single, and we know she knows how to handle a cucumber, so, tossed salad? Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev and Rachel Bilson Head Up Pimping Hotties At CW Upfronts

Well, if you need a reason to tune into the teen-focused CW network, it's not the angst-filled story lines, the overwrought fake suburban kids in all the shows -- it's the hotties. Give it up for CW for producing television that appeals to both young women and dudes with eyeballs, who this upcoming TV season will be able to focus their nadular antennae on the likes of the sextastically inclined Nina Dobrev (lust her), Rachel Bilson (ooh), AnnaLynne McCord (skinny but hot), and a true veteran at just 32, model turned actress, Jaime King. The ladies all showed up, decked out for the CW Upfronts, talking about their various shows which I'm sure all have something to do with girls struggling with relationships and guys struggling to get into their pants. Also, probably, lots of vampires. I do usually watch these things with the sound off, so hard to say exactly. Enjoy.

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Gwen Stefani see-through top. (Celebuzz)

Katy Perry vs. Dita Von Teese. (HuffPo)

Sasha Grey breaks my heart. (FoxNews)

Lindsay Lohan can suck anything she wants. (EvilBeet)

Gisele looking seriously hot. (FabLife)

More Blake Lively and Rachel Bilson hotness. (LaineyGossip)

Brandi Glanville awesome asstastic. (WWTD)

Rachel Bilson and Blake Lively Fantasy Hot on a Mother****ing Boat

Here's a good way to start a fantasy. Amazingly sexy Rachel Bilson and newly colored ginger hottie, Blake Lively, all dolled up and dressed up for a yacht trip out in the French Riviera. Oh, yeah, the fantasy part -- I'm the captain, horrible storm, everybody below deck, cramped quarters, and subsequent stories of sweaty survivor sex that would burn the ears of even the most hardened seamen (yes, seamen). As it turns out, this twin sexy pair were really on some fancy boat courtesy of Chanel and whatever new line of merchandise their pimping for the season. Which is why my fantasies must remain lost at sea while some shmoes from Chanel marketing get to tip champagne with Rachel and Blake. Life can be so unfair at times. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Sexy Bikini Pictures From the Barbados Lost Weekend

You want your sextastic Rachel Bilson wet and lovely bikini pictures? Come and get 'em. This Hebrew School hottie packed up a few of her skimpier two-piece lycra numbers and headed down to the islands with Hayden Christensen, aka Star Wars ruiner, for what we like to call the multiple-bikini candid photoshoot wonderment (or HAWT for short). Mmm, damp and drippy and nipply Rachel Bilson, I fear I may need some alone time to unconfuse my private thoughts.  Oops, is that cameltoe? Further confusion sets in. And people say leering is easy. Not a chance. Enjoy.

Cuckoo’s Nest

Catherine Zeta Jones is back to her sexy self. (Celebuzz)

Kate Middleton and her royally cute sister. (TMZ)

Sofia Vergara hot, new swimsuit commercial. (HuffPo)

Anja Rubik overwhelming in underwear. (DrunkenStepfather)

Nothing fancy. Just lots and lots of asstastic. (TheChive)

Karina Smirnoff and Petra Nemcova double-team. (Celebslam)

Rachel Bilson takes off her training wheels. (Popoholic)