Oh, Carole, how does your garden grow?
The mother and sister to the new Duchess took to some posh event for the high-browed cocktail party set in in Britannia yesterday flashing off their tanned and toned summer bodies. It seems like just yesterday I first fell in lust with the first royal sister, Pippa Middleton, and now, I'm falling hard for the queen bee in the family, Carole Middleton. Is it wrong to want to spend some alone time in a room filled with nothing but squeeze toys and fluffy blankets with an aristocratic mother and daughter learning, growing, teaching, with a firm, but guiding hand?
Nay. It is ever so right. Middletons, open thy castle gates and let this good knight unbridle his steed. Enjoy.
Pippa! The Duchy Sister Goes Sheer Summer Dress for a Stroll Among the Commons
My initial lust for Pippa Middleton has changed to a bit of respect (I know, a dangerous emotion) for the newly regal sister after seeing just how damn hard the girl works out and pushes her body in all these grueling triathlons and aerobic bits of insanity. So, Pippa Middleton earns the right to wear something flattering in summer, a slinky dress to show off legs and butt and sleek top. This is new school for the British monarchy. Good genes and good health and a full head of hair into your late 20's. God bless the future queen's sisters tight little asstastic. Enjoy.