Pia Mia Perez

Pia Mia Perez Teen Cleavy for Charity Kickball, No Kidding

Pia Mia Perez is benefitting from being a Friend of the Jenners, being Kanye's protege (and maybe more), and looking like the absolutely perfect teen pop star for the current music landscape. Kanye has stated he's going to turn this seventeen year old into the next Rihanna. I tend to believe him. The look is already there. I've heard the music, it's, well, it's Rihanna in many ways. Make of that what you will.

The next natural step toward becoming the new Rihanna is obviously showing off what you got as often and everywhere as possible. Naturally, given her age, Pia can only show so much until September, but she's doing her part already with the push up things and the low cut things and the whole, I'm mature for my years thing. None of this happens by accident. It's all part of the program to build a teen girl audience by being the fantasy prototype. I suppose there will be many beneficiaries to Pia's ladder climbing. Shortly after she turns eighteen in September, I quite reckon we'll be one of those benefitting heavily. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia Perez Bikini Embrace, Gisele Bundchen Bikini Yoga, and Bella Thorne Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Talk about the next generation coming into their own. While this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chocked full of a few of our favorite veteran hotties, there's no doubt the youngin's are coming into their own by way of social media photo sharing and ego stroking. That is, satisfying the ego portions of their brains, not as in stroking on ego, which I certainly do not condone. Though I'm hardly checking.

This week's Roundup includes Sara Jean Underwood looking so spectacularly hot, Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin frolicking in bikinis, younger sister Kylie Jenner bikini hugging with Pia Mia Perez, Gisele Bundchen sextastic yoga, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley workouts, Izabel Goulart booty sculpting, Bella Thorne bikini daring, Emma Roberts in her own two piece tanning, and much much more.  You owe it to my still long shot March Madness winning bracket to check out each and everyone of these crazy hot socially shared candid pics. Enjoy.

Pia Mia Perez Bikini Photoshoot Might Just Be Her Break (And Ours)

Pia Mia Perez is one of those modern day digital age teen sensations. She's made her early bones simply be being omnipresent on YouTube and Instagram and being friends with the Disney starlets and garnering a bigger and bigger following. I'm not sure I'd want my daughter doing that, although when the professional model bookings like this Lolli Swimswear shoot for Pia came in, I might change my tune. Hey, daddy needs a new Macbook Pro.

Pia hails from Guam, which I think is actually part of the U.S., though I must admit I slept through most of geography class. Actually, most of 7th -11th grades. The classrooms were just so warm. But I'm going to go ahead and declare Pia my favorite girl from Guam, or maybe wait until she turns eighteen later this year to do so officially with the ribbon cutting ceremony and all. Keep your chin up, Pia, things are looking up for you. Enjoy.

Pia Mia Perez Is Too Innocent to Be a Nasty Gal, But She Still Is

For the record, Nasty Gal is an edgy online clothing store for young women. Get your mind out of the gutter (and, please, take mine out as well). Nasty Gal hired Pia Mia to model for their Coachella themed Lookbook out in the desert this year, all of which raises the very valid question, who the hell is Pia Mia Perez?

Pia is one of the new generation of teen stars made famous by singing little ditties on YouTube, and hanging around L.A, and being friends with starlets like Bella Thorne, and Twittering and Instagramming lots of innocently racy photos and then 'LOL'ing' all of her social media besties. It's really and truly hard to explain. But apparently her parents wanted this for her. She wants it. And, now, she's getting it. And, hey, it worked for Bieber, so why not a cute girl with bleached blonde ambition? Enjoy.