Petra Nemcova

Petra Nemcova and Russell Simmons? Really?

By phil | November 7, 2006 @ 2:34 am

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If you thought Petra Nemcova and James Blunt was a weird match, then the thought of the former Victoria's Secret model getting it on with Russell Simmons will probably make your head explode. I've only just finished cleaning up the little bits of brain off my keyboard.

According to The New York Daily News, Petra Nemcova and the founder of Def Jam Records, Mr. Phat Farm himself, brother of Run (from Run DMC), Russell Simmons, were spotted not once, but twice, attending public events together.

Looks like Petra Nemcova is over the musical stylings of James Blunt. We mentioned last Thursday that the model was spotted with hip-hopper Russell Simmons at a CD party for John Legend - and Simmons assured us they're "just friends." Maybe so, but these friends danced the night away at the JoonBug Masquerade Ball Tuesday and made an early exit from Capitale hand in hand, says our spy.

So, it's officially official. Petra Nemcova has some really weird taste in men. If it's not a wussy ballad singer, it's a hip-hop mogul with a lisp. Sure, he's got money. Lots and lots of money, but so does Petra. I mean, you'd think she'd go for some pretty boy type, instead of looking past all that superficial stuff, and actually liking someone for their personality. Tramp.

Now, because I don't have anymore pictures of Petra Nemcova with Russell Simmons, and because those pictures would be really, really boring, here's some super sexy pictures of Petra Nemcova from Red Book. Lots more after the jump.

Petra Nemcova Has Legs Up to Her…

By phil | October 24, 2006 @ 1:07 am

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What can you say about Petra Nemcova that hasn't already been said. We all know that she's one of the most beautiful women in the world, but damn!

I swear, you could get lost in those legs for days. And while you might be tempted to think that Petra's Secret is that she isn't wearing any Victoria's Secret, despite the crazy high slit in her dress, sadly, there's still visible panty line.

And while I'm thankful that Nicole Richie does wear underwear, I really wish Petra Nemcova didn't.

More of Petra Nemcova pics after the jump.

Petra Nemcova May Not Have Dumped James Blunt – But She Should Have

By phil | October 18, 2006 @ 3:30 am

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The big rumour is that Petra Nemcova has dumped James Blunt, for having cheated on her with Australian TV presenter, Tania Zaetta (the same Tania Zaetta seen getting touchy-feely with a drunk Dannii Minogue). Of course, Blunt denies the whole thing, and did a big interview with The Sun, to set the record straight.

I'm a very lucky man to be with Petra and that's all I need to say. I've been linked to all sorts of friends romantically and it's all just laughable.

I only have to be photographed talking to someone and then I'm meant to be going out with them. Tania is a really great mate of mine, nothing more.

My personal life is settled and good and I'm feeling very lucky and happy.

Now, of course James Blunt is going to deny that there's anything wrong in his relationship. If you were dating someone like Petra Nemcova, you'd say everything was great too. And yes, it would be incredibly stupid of him to cheat on her with anyone else, but the English seem to do that from time to time. Remember Hugh Grant?

Ultimately, though, I don't care about any of it. The thought of Petra Nemcova and that hack "singer" makes me sick. And really, the only reason I'm even writing about this right now is because it means I can post these pictures of Petra Nemcova looking really hot (and completely too good for James Blunt).

2006 MTV Video Music Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | September 1, 2006 @ 12:00 am

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Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the Emmy Awards more entertaining (and nipple slippy) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.

There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um... That's it, actually. This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures – Because I Haven’t Found Petra Nemcova Yet

By phil | July 28, 2006 @ 7:27 am

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So I'm in Prague, and apparently, so is Petra Nemcova. But after walking around the town this morning for a couple hours, there's no sign of her. Of course, the chances of actually meeting her are slim, since those kinds of things generally don't happen to me.

So as a consollation, I guess these Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures will have to do. After all, one Victoria's Secret lingerie / Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is as good as another, right? Well, I'm not going to be picky.

But don't worry, if I do happen to find Petra Nemcova, you'll be the first to know. Until then, you can check out more Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures after the jump.

Petra Nemcova is in Prague, and I’m Not… Yet

By phil | July 20, 2006 @ 8:08 am

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Petra Nemcova and her (grr) boyfriend, James Blunt are in Petra's home town of Prague in the Czech Republic, where Blunt ended his European tour. Recently, Petra confirmed to a Czech television show that she and Blunt are indeed an item, reports Hello! Magazine.

British pop sensation James Blunt managed to make quite an impression when he visited his girlfriend's hometown this week. The chart-topping singer, who jetted into the Czech capital Prague with new love Petra Nemcova, wowed the city with an unforgettable concert on Tuesday night.

Petra was no doubt delighted to show her leading man around the picturesque streets where she grew up. And the former Army officer, who was performing the last date in his European tour, seemed just as happy as he strolled through the historic squares and boulevards with his statuesque love.

When they first got together the loved-up pair worked hard to keep their romance under wraps, but they were obviously happy to be photographed together this week. The 27-year-old stunner, who tragically lost her previous boyfriend in the 2004 tsunami disaster, recently confirmed she and James had become "an item", though.

Just last week she told a Czech TV reporter how much she was looking forward to introducing him to her family and friends. And dating a talented singer-songwriter apparently has some unexpected benefits when it comes to her photoshoots, too. "The music gives you more energy for your work," she said. "And thanks to it, you also feel more sexy."

So, while I know I have completely zero chance of getting with Petra, at least while she's with Blunty, over there, it did just dawn on me that in one week's time, I will be in the heart of the land that made Petra Nemcova. And unless Petra got the lion's share of the country's gene pool, it should be a very good vacation indeed. Prague, here I come!

Petra Nemcova Makes Paris Hilton Jealous

By phil | July 7, 2006 @ 3:36 am

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Petra Nemcova better keep an eye on her new boyfriend, British singer James Blunt. While in London to promote her new CD (shudder) Paris Hilton made a point of seeing Blunt in concert and had dinner with him too. When asked what she thought of him, Hilton naturally replied "he's hot!" reports Digital Spy.

He is so hot! I love James. We went out for dinner on Friday night and had a blast. I love London and getting to hang out with James here is awesome. He's a great guy.

Of course, no rational human being would ever choose Paris Hilton over Petra Nemcova, but those crazy celebrities have been known to do some stupid things. Remember Hugh Grant? If blunt knows what's good for him, he'll stick with Petra Nemcova. Not only is she crazy beautiful, but Petra probably doesn't have Herpes.