Freida Pinto makes me green with envy. (HuffPo)
Rihanna out in oh-so-short shorts. (Celebuzz)
The people want Pippa Middleton asstastic. (FoxNews)
Paz de la Huerta can harass me whenever she’d like. (GossipCenter)
Beyonce sexes up network television. (GossipOnThis)
Olivia Munn in a naughty, little sailor costume. (LaineyGossip)
Victoria Justice hottest moments. (TheFABlife)
Once again, dear readers and fellow blessed perverts, you have outdone yourselves this week’s contributions of celebrity sextastic. Consider me honored that on your company’s dime, you take the time to contribute to our site and your millions of fellow readers.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the stellar T3 actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing some premiere skin, Gwyneth Paltrow truly flashing her apple bottom, Kari Byron going cheek to cheek for fertile perfection, Paz de la Huerta doing what she does best — being nekkid and scary, even more Gaelle Garcia Diaz almost topless hotness, and vastly underrated hottie Nina Dobrev just looks boot knockable on a soccer field.
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Granted, Paz de la Huerta is something of an acquired taste. She can be rough looking, but to me, that’s rough and hot and well, we know she loves to get nekkid and flash, especially after a few cocktails, and I bet she’s amazingly fun to spend a night out with, so, combine that with my very favorite Esquire feature ‘Me in My Place’, and, if you be a Paz fan, prepare yourself for some sextastic bending over on the part of this semi-Latina. Enjoy.
We’ve been seeing a good and gracious amount of Paz de la Huerta body and boobage these past few months on Boardwalk Empire, not to mention an awkward wardrobe malfunction outside the Chateau Marmont, but, now, exceeding both of those, Paz de la Huerta is inside the Chateau Marmont grinding some lucky actor in a short cinematic venture entitled Nothing Personal from filmmaker Matt Black. I’ve watched the film a few times now and I’m not sure I get it, but, my SAT scores are comparable to my credit rating which are both comparable to Albert Pujols slugging percentage (great for Albert, not so great for me) which means I usually don’t get art. But I do get nekkid celebrities knocking boots and Paz de la Huerta is nothing if not a brave-ass actress. Super extra bonus points for Paz. Enjoy.
(Check out the original artist film link at Vimeo or view the clip below)
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Selena Gomez in a see-through top. Taint nothing wrong with that. Oh, how we love to see this barely legal hottie for real, in even a little bit of her body glory. Someday, we shall have her all nekkid, I’m convinced, but, for now, this is quite nice.
Shoutout to Egotastic! superfan ‘Moe K.’ for bra-baring Selena.
Well, it’s now official, Anne Hathaway will be portraying the naughty-pussy Catwoman in the next installment of the Batman movie series. Oh, who could have predicted this unusual casting choice an entire year ago? Well, we did! Kinda sorta not really:
Holy Anne Hathaway Hotness, Batman! (02/05/10)
Thanks to ‘David C.’ for pointing out our genius when we ourselves had completely missed it. Such is the nature of genius!
Do you notice a similarity in dresses on the forever-boob-baring Paz de la Huerta?
Well, Egotastic! reader ‘Portugal J.’ noted that Paz may have borrowed her dress from the Muse topless photoshoot to wear to the Golden Globe Awards (and promptly rip and malfunction in a drunken stupor).
Thanks to all who update us regularly on their sexy celebrity detective work!
I think I’m more in lust with Paz de la Huerta now that I’ve seen her drunk and stumbling and wardrobe malfunction-like at the Golden Globes after party, or, maybe just because she never fails to show her boobtastic on Boardwalk Empire, or, just in these sextastic Paz de la Huerta pictures for Muse magazine, that all kinds of artsy, but hot artsy, with Paz flashing the full-bodied funbags and meaty bottomside that could make even an original gangster come clean. I say a little extra prayer each evening for Hollywood actresses willing to flash their birthday suits on camera — they are a blessed class. Enjoy.
Well, hello full-frontal sex on television. Paz De La Huerta and the crew from Boardwalk Empire are pushing an envelope that I’d love to see open, filled, and licked, that being just amazing sex scenes on the boob tube. The hot bodied Paz De La Huerta continues her ridiculous run on this filled-with-sweet-nudity gangster drama and I simply can’t stop watching. Let this little video clip invade your sense and see if you don’t agree that this sex scene wouldn’t even get close to appearing in a studio film. Bless you Paz De La Huerta for being an actress who takes chances, especially chances with big sweet fun bags and nudity for all of us to ogle and enjoy.
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