It’s hard to believe Paulina Porizkova will soon be turning 50. It’s easy to believe I’ve lusted for her European bikini sensibilities since before my bobos even dropped. She’s been super hot forever.
Paulina and her bikini body took to a Mykonos holiday for the July holiday season. She flashed a frontside and derriere still gifted from the heavens and a good twenty-five years after she retired from SI modeling. It’s really incredible to think about. Mostly, it makes me really jealous of that dude from the Cars she’s been married to these past twenty-five years. But seeing her bikini tush on the Isles of Greece, I do realize she has a little something in her bag of benevolence for us all. Let’ not fight, let’s share. Though, obviously, me first. Enjoy.
Czech veteran swimsuit supermodel and attempted thespianic, Paulina Porizkova, has floated men’s libidinal boats since her early days on the pages of SI magazine and the bathroom magazine racks of so many millions. And at 47, like many of her former swimsuit super babes, she’s holding up ever so well, frolicking in a bikini on the shore of St. Barths, frolicking so fervently that her bikini top came off or she took it off, which is even hotter, providing us a pitch perfect view of her perky Porizkovas. Also, still quite nice.
Paulina Porizkova, a quarter century of giving the gift of wood, and counting. Enjoy.
Some of you have no doubt been lusting for former Sports Illustrated swimsuit super-hottie Paulina Porizkova since her mid 80′s premiere on the cover of the magazine. I can’t claim quite that long, but since seeing her myself in those pictures, I can understand why a man might be super excited to see this Czech sensation topless even twenty-five years later. And, so, hello Paulina Porizkova topless on a Caribbean beach. Yes, the sands of time pass through the hourglass of something or other, but hotness never truly fades, it just changes form, and when that form is nekkid up top and flashing boobs, it’s truly an eternal pleasure. Enjoy.
Remembering the classics: Paulina Porizkova in one of her 1980′s SI Swimsuit photos.
I’ve often said “once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel,” and while I wouldn’t necessarily use the word “Supermodel” to describe these Paulina Porizkova topless bikini pictures, you’ve got to admit that she’s looking pretty damn good for a woman of 44. The Czech model and former America’s Next Top Model judge decided to have a little fun in the water in St. Barth’s and what better way to do that than topless? I can’t think of one. Oh wait, yes I can…