Do you happen to love wicked hot celebrity offspring in revealing bikinis? Yeah, I thought so. If you do appreciate The Great Body that is Paulina Gretzky, then you’ll adore her fine candid work in a bikini in Hawaii. She will make you regret that you were not a professional athlete on her acceptable boyfriends list. Alas.
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I feel like we just got to know Paulina Gretzky for the super hot showy sports celebrity daughter that she is and she’s already off the market, engaged over the weekend to golfer Dustin Johnson who made it official by talking about it on Twitter. Such a shame really, not for Dustin, of course, who now gets to experience fiance sex with Paulina, universally recognized as the best sex in a relationship, culminating in honeymoon sex, with the inevitable cliff drop into married sex.
Still, we like to celebrate all of life’s wonderful events even if the wonder isn’t exactly in our own hands. We find a use for those hands by looking at some of our very favorite views of the young blonde model and something else or other, so our tears will be that much more justified. Enjoy.
Whoa, baby, this is the big one. I’m coming, Elizabeth. This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of so many celebrity hot bikini and cleavetastic celebrity photos, that it ought go into a time capsule so that students one hundred years from now can see just how great we all had it before the massive Puritanical Revolution sweeps the land. The kids would call this ‘off the hook’. I just like to call it, daddy’s heading off for some private time with his laptop. Wow.
This week’s Roundup includes Paris Hilton flashing her summer body, Kylie Jenner in her sweet sixteen bikini pose, Lourdes Leon showing off her teen dangerous-to-be body, Kelly Kelly showing up in a two piece something amazing, Paulina Gretzky putting puck in two piece net, Kaley Cuoco flashing deep cleave, and much much more. Don’t anger the Gods of Freak Preseason Football Injuries by not checking out each and every one of these wicked hot selfies. Enjoy.
Wayne’s daughter Paulina Gretzky continued her bikini romp in Barbados today, jaunting about in a perfectly form fitting black bikini that left little to the imagination. Ironically, that left me imagining even more things.
The celebrity daughter and hot model in her own right seems to have worked and genetically blessed herself into one ridiculously hot bikini form and she’s bound by laws of kindness to show it off. And bend it and preen it and toss it into pools and other large bodies of water. Corkscrew, cannonball, swan dive, I’d take them all from Paulina. I’d show her my own personal Splash Mountain (I think that sounds dirty, but it doesn’t even make any sense). Enjoy.
We’ve kind of missed Paulina Gretzky for a while. I’m not sure if the old family had a talking to her last year after she started getting a little carried away with her naughty pics on social media, or maybe she just went to pretend school or dated a rich foreign guy taking her around the world a few times, but she’s been absent from our sextastic radar screens for a while now.
No longer. The hottie offspring made her return engagement a blessed visual event with some stellar ridiculously hot bodied prancing on the beaches of Barbados in a not-possible-not-to-notice red bikini. She even brought along one lucky bastard of a monkey who got to climb all over her tanned body like a certain dirty little monkey around here wishes he could be doing right now. Ah, the equatorial primates have all the fun.
Welcome back, Paulina. Big time finery. Enjoy.
Well, it was only a matter of time before Paulina Gretzy moved from Twitter boobtastic phenom to real life Hollywood party girl getting silly boozy and stumbling into cars outside nightclubs like Bootsy Bellows, where all the lush-type celebrity girls have been stumbling and bumbling out of lately, just ask Pamela Anderson.
We couldn’t be happier to have the hot blonde Gretzky daughter joining our Tinsel Town exhibitionist parade in the flesh, and we can’t wait to see even more Paulina flesh in the near future. I suspect we will not have to wait too long. Enjoy.
We’ll have a complete weekly roundup of the best of celebrity sextastic Twitter posts tomorrow, but we just couldn’t wait to share with you the latest and greatest self-published pic from Wayne Gretzky’s smoking hot blonde daughter, Paulina Gretzky, in a summer time busty bikini alongside her friend, college student model Kimberly Alexis Howe, claiming to be on the set of Grown Ups 2, even though neither seem to be on the cast list. As if anybody’s going to ask to see their ID’s. Wowser.