Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Swimsuit Vacation Needs a Vacation from Her Vacation Lifestyle

When your job is to party and vacation, what do you do in your off-time? Well, if you're Billionaire Barbie, you just let the good and relaxing times roll. Following a week of hard partying in Cannes, Paris needed some wind-down time, a little me-time, if you will, so she took her well paid body to Maui for a little R&R.  Wearing a spy-like black hat and sunglasses, along with an unassuming swimsuit, Paris hoped to go unspotted, you know, despite her PR people alerting the press as to which beach she was suntanning that day.

Does Billionaire Barbie lead quite a nice life? Yes, she does. But considering her humanitarian efforts, mostly for her own human person, the girl deserves it. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures For Your Styled Sextastic Heiress Needs

Leave it to Billionaire Barbie to keep a little something in reserve for a private bikini photoshoot, looking pretty darn good we must admit, as she can when she temporarily puts aside her partying and semi-educated business pursuits to strap on the two piece and take some pics.

Seeing Paris in both black and white, I'm reminded of the duality of life, and Paris herself, who truly has two sides: affected and skeevy. But on this day, let's add 'still pretty hot'. Giving respect where it is due, visually speaking. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Paris Hilton Pimping Hard in Sin City

Sort of an odd combination, but with Vegas opening up its 119,000th nightclub, it was time to call in the big guns. Well, minxky little guns in the case of hottie Vanessa Hudgens, who we don't often see at these pimping events. And Billionaire Barbie, who we see at almost all of these events, since it's how she earns her keep.

But, no denying both girls had their finest faces and bodies on display to lure newcomers and drunk gamblers into the club where drinks that were free on the floor now cost you $25 a pop. Hey, that's why they put pretty girls at the door. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Bikini Vacation Photos, Because Paris Hilton Demands Your Attention

Let's face it, despite her excessively public romantic affair with a teenage boy model and her ceaseless Tweets reminiscent of a fourth grade girl writing down her most intimate thoughts in her Hello Kitty notebook, it's been kind of slow publicity times for Billionaire Barbie. With precious few arrests of late, contraband conveyance ongoing without incident, and HSV2 become something of a passe topic, the blonde heiress has kind of been flying under the radar. And while Paris is used to be under many things, being under the radar isn't one of them.

The solution. Release some bikini vacation photos. Now, far be it from us to ever complain about girls in bikinis, and Billionaire Barbie does keep herself in pretty fine bikini shape, so perhaps we can merge the passion of Paris for publicity, with our own needs for perusing mostly nekkid bodies, and call it a win-win. We do try to be half is glass full here. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton Daisy Dukes Her Way to Seducing a New Boyfriend

When Billionaire Barbie goes on the prowl to secure a new male victim to spread her, err, love around, like any solid succubus, she works her way into some alluring playful outfit that belies her true intentions. So when taking her new college-aged male model boyfriend to Miami for the weekend, Paris Hilton hit up some short shorts to dance about her mate and convince him that she would be his for eternity, or January, whichever comes first. Honestly, I should send these photos to the Center for Disease Control to build a case study on how outbreaks continue.

Still, we must hand it to Billionaire Barbie, she continues to successfully rake in the cash and the new young victims, and even manage to swing an extra seat for her powder connect alongside the pool. She really is a pretty solid manager. With not too shabby legs. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton DJs In India, Because Bar Mitzvahs in the U.S. Were Not Interested

I think it's because Billionaire Barbie and her lazy eye resemble one of the India gods of some type, but for some reason, the blonde heiress has an intense following in the subcontinent, where, not to be outdone by her former running mate Kim Kardashian who has been touring the Middle East, Paris spun some wicked tunes at Fashion Week in India. We're told saris are big this year by the way.

Now, we can mock Billionaire Barbie all we want, and we will, but this girl has some kind of pretty damn fun lifestyle. So, put your hands up, put your hands up, and party like it's your last night on earth, because if you fooled around unprotected with Paris in the bathroom, you actually may not have long to live. Enjoy.

9 Reasons Why You Should Care If Paris Hilton Got New Bigger Boobs

Now, it might just be that Billionaire Barbie got into a new line of push-up bras, but something has definitely been happening growth wise in her exposed chestal region. Now, you may say, I could care less if Paris Hilton got new bigger boobs, but here's 9 Reasons why you should care.

9. STDs can not be contracted from girls with big hooters (documented scientific fact)
8. Your copy of '1 Night in Paris' suddenly becomes retro-collective in value
7. Girls with big boobs always offered rides; countless lives saved from Paris being off the streets
6. Anything to do with tits is more interesting than hearing about politics
5. More movie roles for Paris! The Hottie and The Nottie Part 2 anyone?
4. Distracts attention from the lazy eye boner killer
3. French fucking now becomes an option on Paris' professional services menu
2. More press about Paris equals certain chance Kim Kardashian releases another sex tape
1. Now there's really no reason for Paris to ever speak to get attention

Good work, Billionaire Barbie!