Alessandra que tiene el culo blanco.
Our absolute new favorite reading material this season is the asstastic ‘Culo’ book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco, featuring the beautiful backsides of celebrities from across the super hottie spectrum. Pure genius in print. We’ve flashed you excerpts before of fantastic junkside views of Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler, now add to that the sextastic likes of Alessandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk, Kate Upton, Christine Teigen, Lady Gaga, Leeann Tweeden, and Pamela Anderson. Truly a butt-book for the ages!
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Maybe it’s the oversized sunglasses, maybe the Hello Kitty t-shirt, the short shorts, or just the endless Malibu summer, but am I hallucinating again or does Pam Anderson look pretty darn good here?
Yes, she’s been carved up more times than a Halloween pumpkin, and, yes, she’s had more beef dipped in her than the au jus pot at Phillipe’s (okay, that’s a local stretch), but Pamela Anderson, one of the original plasticine Playboy blondes and Baywatch bombshells, well, she still has a few visual shekels to deposit in the tug vaults of young men. Enjoy.
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History was made today when Mr. Skin, the purveyor of all things skinematic, revealed his first ever Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time, following an intense period of nomination, evaluation, and reader input (and thanks to numerous Egotastic! readers for casting your votes).
The results are in and the Top 10 Nude Celebs of All Time are:
For the entire list of the Top 100, not to mention their nekkid movie scenes therein, check out Mr. Skin Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time announcement. In fact, when you’re there, try to check out the vast collection of 20,000 actresses and 200,000 pics and videos, for which I’d recommend the discounted annual pass, for slow, savory, visual inspection. Enjoy.
Ashley Greene looking amazing. (Celebuzz)
Kiera Knightly and other celebrities after the knife. (Buzznet)
Jennifer Lopez is hot and smells nice too. (HuffPo)
Who makes Rosie Huntington-Whiteley nervous? (FoxNews)
Celebrity Twitter in real life. (CollegeHumor)
I remember this version of Pamela Anderson. (TheBlemish)
Megan Fox is a super hottie. (GlobalGrind)
I’m trying desperately hard not to objectify Pamela Anderson, but I’m really have trouble seeing what’s she’s been up to these past several years beyond continuous revisions to her funbags. Of course, Michelangelo did take his sweet time painting over the Sistine Chapel and nobody badgered him about diversifying his professional pursuits. In her own way, Pamela Anderson is the maestro of the blonde bombshell boobtastic, which deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award, and, yes, for now, exhibition when she puts her expensive new kitties on display. Enjoy.
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Okay, prepare yourself and only view this picture of Pamela Anderson returning to her hotel after a long night’s New Year’s Eve party in London if you truly must. You’ve been warned.
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Okay, now that I know you looked, well, we share a similar pain. Oh, sure, there’s the immediate pain of seeing that post-party pattycake pout upon the puss of Pamela Anderson, but, also the deeper angst of remembering this was once one of the hottest hotties to walk the mantle of this spinning globe. Yes, always joked about for her silicon-fashioned form, but, no doubt, on any given day there were millions of young men imagining themselves on the beach with this Baywatch babe. In order to cleanse your Pamela Anderson palate, immediately immerse yourself in these smoking hot memories or mammaries past and these Pamela Anderson nude pictures running in this month’s Playboy Venezuela. Try to enjoy.
Fourteen years ago, as I sat quite alone in the back of a theater watching the cinematic underwhelming sensation, Barb Wire, could I possibly have imagined that the wet and shimmering boobs of an in-her-prime Pamela Anderson would someday be struggling to maintain an ounce of hotness on Big Boss India (that’s Big Brother to most of you, but, apparently, in India, everybody loves their big brother, so they call it Big Boss so you get the idea that the all-seeing eye is not a kind one).
By the way, the answer is ‘yes’, I did foresee this. But I’m a professional prognosticator of sexy celebrity destiny. For instance, I can tell you that in another fourteen years, Pamela Anderson will still have the same boobs she has now. But that they won’t be appearing on here. Still, today is all about what was once Pamela Anderson hotness. What were once big hot wet boobs on a kitschy blonde bombshell. Alas. Alack. And, enjoy.
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Pamela Anderson moist and shimmering boobs in Barb Wire.
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