Egotastic
Fourteen years ago, as I sat quite alone in the back of a theater watching the cinematic underwhelming sensation, Barb Wire, could I possibly have imagined that the wet and shimmering boobs of an in-her-prime Pamela Anderson would someday be struggling to maintain an ounce of hotness on Big Boss India (that's Big Brother to most of you, but, apparently, in India, everybody loves their big brother, so they call it Big Boss so you get the idea that the all-seeing eye is not a kind one).
By the way, the answer is 'yes', I did foresee this. But I'm a professional prognosticator of sexy celebrity destiny. For instance, I can tell you that in another fourteen years, Pamela Anderson will still have the same boobs she has now. But that they won't be appearing on here. Still, today is all about what was once Pamela Anderson hotness. What were once big hot wet boobs on a kitschy blonde bombshell. Alas. Alack. And, enjoy.
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Pamela Anderson moist and shimmering boobs in Barb Wire.
Pamela Anderson In Better Boobtastic Days (Inspired by a Pamela Anderson Horrifying NYE Picture)
Okay, prepare yourself and only view this picture of Pamela Anderson returning to her hotel after a long night's New Year's Eve party in London if you truly must. You've been warned.
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Okay, now that I know you looked, well, we share a similar pain. Oh, sure, there's the immediate pain of seeing that post-party pattycake pout upon the puss of Pamela Anderson, but, also the deeper angst of remembering this was once one of the hottest hotties to walk the mantle of this spinning globe. Yes, always joked about for her silicon-fashioned form, but, no doubt, on any given day there were millions of young men imagining themselves on the beach with this Baywatch babe. In order to cleanse your Pamela Anderson palate, immediately immerse yourself in these smoking hot memories or mammaries past and these Pamela Anderson nude pictures running in this month's Playboy Venezuela. Try to enjoy.