Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Takes Her Hard Partying on the Road to St. Tropez

How is it when I visit France I get the long form customs treatment, body cavity, full search, natch, but Pamela Anderson gets to wake up hungover and jet over to St. Tropez without so much as a minor French concern? Don’t they know what kind of issues they may have just let into their tea kettle nation?

The blonde former bombshell hosted a ritzy party at some club in St. Tropez last eve and took it upon herself to sample all the top shelf booze in the place, and when the music started pumping, well, Pam just couldn’t contain herself. Something about those wild drinking girls and that heavy mascara that just says ‘somebody call this woman a cab, she’s going down hard tonight’.

After her adventures the other night in L.A. waking up in a man’s house after being carried out of the Dancing With the Stars reunion party, you’d think Pam might have learned her lesson. But, maybe the lesson she learned is, free booze is good booze. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Drunken Upskirts By Night, in the Same Clothes Leaving Dude’s House the Next Day

Let’s start out by admitting, we’ve all been there before. The drunken party night, followed by waking up in some strangers house who had the after party, shuffling out about noon time in the same clothes you wore the night before. Of course, not all of us are Pamela Anderson.

The Baywatch vixen now well into her 40′s shows no signs of slowing down with the part-tay life as she hit the Dancing With the Stars reunion show party on Saturday night with extreme vigor, sousing up a storm, eventually led out of the club by a small handful of dudes and into a car where her dress rode up and her white panties shone like a beacon to any and all rock stars within a ten mile radius.

Late the next morning, Pam emerged from the home of photographer David LaChapelle, wearing the same party clothes from the evening before. That’s never a good sign. Given that LaChapelle does not go the way of girls, perhaps Pam’s ‘virginity’ remains intact, a symbol of purity and chasteness if ever there was. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Leaves David LaChapelle’s Home in Same Clothes

Pamela Anderson and Jordan Carver Join Boobtastic Forces to Pimp Andalo Liquor

It’s like watching the master and the apprentice in the world of big round fleshy fun things, as both Pamela Anderson and Jordan Carver took to the stage in Berlin yesterday to promote some campaign or another for Andalo liquor, combining two of my very favorite things in this world, boobtastic and beverages. So many great entertainment options for the oral orifice area.

This must be what it was like to see Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig play on the same team. Just an epic duo. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures Still Asking You to Ogle

Well there have definitely been some nips and tucks and bumps and bruises along the way, but Pamela Anderson is not letting her 20-years plus of high-ogle-ability go without a fight. The blonde former bombshell and Playboy and Baywatch veteran took to her familiar haunts of the Hawaiian beaches over the weekend to flash her still well-maintained bikini body for the gentleman oglers in the 50th state.

Pamela Anderson at 44 year of age. What say you? Still leering?

Alesssandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk: ‘Culo’ Book Unloads A Heaping Dose of Celebrity Asstastic

Alessandra que tiene el culo blanco.

Our absolute new favorite reading material this season is the asstastic ‘Culo’ book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco, featuring the beautiful backsides of celebrities from across the super hottie spectrum. Pure genius in print. We’ve flashed you excerpts before of fantastic junkside views of Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler, now add to that the sextastic likes of Alessandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk, Kate Upton, Christine Teigen, Lady Gaga, Leeann Tweeden, and Pamela Anderson. Truly a butt-book for the ages!

Pamela Anderson Has Some T&A Left in the Tank

Maybe it’s the oversized sunglasses, maybe the Hello Kitty t-shirt, the short shorts, or just the endless Malibu summer, but am I hallucinating again or does Pam Anderson look pretty darn good here?

Yes, she’s been carved up more times than a Halloween pumpkin, and, yes, she’s had more beef dipped in her than the au jus pot at Phillipe’s (okay, that’s a local stretch), but Pamela Anderson, one of the original plasticine Playboy blondes and Baywatch bombshells, well, she still has a few visual shekels to deposit in the tug vaults of young men. Enjoy.