Egotastic
Olivia Palermo we know as friend to other tall lean reality star, Whitney Port, both girls who go to lots of fancy fashion shows in New York, nurse Cosmopolitans at the finer night club establishments and convince millions of women what purses and shoes to buy. There's an art to all of this apparently. I mean, I once told my power hiking buddy Jethro Jenkins that he should wear matching socks and he punched me in the nose.
Most notably what caught my eye with these Olivia Palermo bikini pictures from her vacation to St. Barts (and, let's be honest, when a socialite takes a vacation, one does have to ask, 'a vacation from what?") is her super skimpy bathing suit and the long lean body. Well, being further honest, if I had all the money and time in the world, I might be tempted to buy tons of flaming hot Cheetos and review my Power Rangers video collection for much of the winter months. These girls definitely hit the gym with their free time, and, of course, starve themselves into mannequin shape, which is like some weird combination of activities that the male of the species will never quite understand. Still, Olivia Palermo does pull off the itttiest bittiest bikini around the islands this winter, and that is a something. Enjoy.
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Olivia Palermo, Sophia Bush and Emma Roberts Could Only Look Hotter Without Fashion at Fashion Week
Now here's three hotties I could really get behind (and, by get behind, I mean, well, you know exactly what I mean).
Olivia Palermo, Sophia Bush, and Emma Roberts made high style somewhat palatable this past evening at some haute couture event for something or other, who can remember the details when you're busy ogling this trio of sextastic twenty-somethings. The three girls looked their absolute pimpitudinal best out in New York, dining on delicious appetizers they surely did not eat, and hobnobbing among people with funny first names.
Fashion finally has a place on Egotastic!, though, natch, we'd like to see it removed as quickly as possible. Enjoy.