Oh, happy days when former fanboy faptastic Olivia Munn let’s loose and extremely subtle, but most definitely there, reveal of her headlights beneath a loosely knit dress while leaving the Chateau Marmont over the weekend. And, yes, we do see them. And, yes, sometimes we do see them and let you guys find them, it’s fun and games and keeps you on your toes. But in this case, well, with anything Munntastic we always want to scream out like the town crier of the wonderful news.
Olivia Munn nips. They’re not just for breakfast anymore. Enjoy.
Hollywood has been celebrating TV shows this week at PaleyFest, including Newsroom, which most people love, but we mostly watch to see Olivia Munn, with years of happy Munn-baggage in tow.
Now, Olivia Munn is not exactly what she used to be. We’re not sure if she just needs a vacation or a new makeup artist or just perhaps take a one month break from shtupping, but Olivia of late looks like she’s been through a battle and a half.
Not saying we’re not checking out her cleave and legs on the red carpet, because we are, and dreaming mightily, but w’re just saying, Olivia used to drive one million fanboys into the basement with their lotion bottles with just the wink of an eye. We need to get back to that Olivia, because hard working career Olivia has a little less natural zing. Enjoy.
Well, hello sextastic visuals produced by the hotties themselves. We’re going a day early on the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week, because there’s just been an overload of over-ego celebrities snapping away at their own alluring selves in all types of positions and poses and various stages of undress. Now, it goes without saying, if I were a sexy female celebrity with a killer body, I’d be clicking pics of myself morning, noon, and night, I mean, at least during the hours I wasn’t soaking in the tub exploring my feminine fun parts. But these ladies of Hottieville, man, do they love to share their good looks.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes McKayla Maroney letting you now that she knows she’s a buxom young lady, Jennette McCurdy angling her lens down her own top, Alexa Vega bikini thong jumping, Amanda Michalka all kinds of bikini hot, Ireland Baldwin and Olivia Munn putting on their own bikini shows, and much much more. You owe it to the dude who invented the Internet so one million hot chicks could be a finger tip away to review all of these steamy social media photos. Enjoy.
There seems to be a Fashion Week going on somewhere in the world at any given time. I guess it’s kind of like Happy Hour or me hiding from the Landlady the last week of every month, just a recurring ritual of some kind. But, as much as we find little need for women’s fashions, we have learned over time that these Fashion Week’s tend to bring out the hotties, and usually revealing outfits of some kind, such as worn by Olivia Munn last night during Paris Fashion Week. A little Munn cleavage never hurt anybody, and it’s helped many people.
Now, Olivia does look a little put-off in these photos. Perhaps it’s hanging around a group of girls who haven’t eaten in four months, or maybe it’s just the jet lag (we have heard it’s extra tough flying first class), but regardless of her demeanor, we can’t just miss a solid chance to ogle the Munn boobs whenever and wherever we get the chance. Enjoy.
You know you love them, err, you know I love them, the sweet sextastic celebrities that fade in and out of the nerd culture, the girls who send you fanboys deep into your basement dwellings with your Costco sized bottles of lotion, dreaming of various costumes and fantasy-action sexy time adventures with these geeeked out hotties.
Check out our list of ten supremely sextastic nerd-girls and see if you don’t find yourself mumbling the word ‘ComicCon’ as you fulfill your New Year’s resolution to take better care of yourself, quite directly. Enjoy.
As we’ve mentioned, Lucky ’13 is the year we move deeper, more fully, and more lurid than ever into the realm of the self-produced hotness material, including the current explosion of Twitpics, Instagrams, Facebook postings, and the like which allow some of our finer celebrities to express themselves with skin filled shots hot enough that even they get a tingle just posting them. It’s the wave of the future that has our flags at full staff.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the revitalized midsection of Mariah Carey, Sophie Turner and her wicked hot body in a bikini, McKayla Maroney looking adorably hot, Kendall Jenner doing her self-promotion thang, Christina Milian ever boobtastic, Olivia Munn walking away, and, oh, so much more. You owe it to the downstairs servants in your Tudor era mansion to check out each and every one of these self-published photos. Enjoy.
The old joke used to be how half of the audience used to fall asleep while watching The Tonight Show and the other half were getting some loving on. Well, after seeing Olivia Munn in her short red dress on the show the other night, I’d have to put myself in the latter category, you know, despite being alone, save for my rescued half-cat half-badger house pet, Mr. Snuffy.
The former G4 fanboy faptastic turned heads and raised, err, anchors, as she wore the shortest of hot red outfits onto the show, confident in her gams and body, and smiling like a woman only does when she knows a million men are using her in their minds. You know that look. Sometimes we miss the old Olivia Munn, before the network fame and the covering up, but then we remember that she just got topless in a film and we’re happy again. Enjoy.