Everybody asked me how I could forget it was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday yesterday. Forget? Who do you think was smuggling a bottle of Grey Goose into her lockdown rehab last night after sundown?
But, today, we have a girl on the outside celebrating a birthday I simply did not want to overlook. The fanboy faptastic Olivia Munn. Olivia used to be one of the hottest girls next door on the planet. Sadly, not next door to me, but you get the idea. She went through a funky little showbiz step-up funk where she just looked kind of tired and sad a lot, but now she seems fully back, and at 33-years old today, looking hotter than ever.
While we would greatly prefer the in-person spanking machine celebration time with Olivia, that may not be possible today. Instead, let’s tak a look at some of her finer, bikini and cleavage looks that made us fall in lust with her in the first place. Happy Birthday, Olivia!
I’m prepared to call Olivia Munn back to original form. I mean, I’ve been staring at her form here in this tight red dress for the past half an hour and it looks back to its former hot self. To sign off completely, I would naturally need to examine Olivia in a less dressed state. I am thorough and I do make sure my hands are not too cold when really delving into my inspection.
Olivia caught the attention of every ogling gentleman within eyeshot as she promenaded through New York in this eye-catching number. I like to imagine that she’s coming all decked out to my pied-à-terre for an early dinner and a very late dessert, but I’m guessing she had other stops first on her agenda. One day, Olivia, we shall get together, and the skyrockets will be most definitely in flight. Enjoy.
Everybody needs a little Munn in their lives sometimes. Or is that a lot of Munn all of the time? I’m leaning toward the latter on my own personal preferences.
Featured in the current edition of Bello magazine, Olivia Munn shows a little something of her old hottie self, coming back from an admittedly poor 2012, to once more shine in the faptastic fanboy sky, like a beacon beckoning one for private time fun.
She really is a good looking woman, even if women hate her because they think she’s stealing their boyfriends. Which is probably true. I wish it were for me. I’m kind of just kidding. Sorry honey, I’ll be home by six. Enjoy.
Welcome back, Olivia Munn. The actress and former fanboy faptastic fiend has been looking a bit overworked of late. Long hours, the stress of big time television, and perhaps some really crappy movies have led Olivia to be looking a little out of sorts. But consider this a mini-comeback in a big way for the girl who even now has 1,000,000 nerds on their Huffy bikes off to grab a Costco sized hand lotion dispenser. Hey, Olivia Munn bikini and poolside pictures from Esquire could drive even a fat kid to hit the old three speed.
The thing about the sextastic is that it never truly goes away. It hibernates perhaps at times, it can even be slightly disguised. But it’s like an X-Men superpower. It will eventually surface. It can not be denied. Olivia Munn has got it. And now she’s sharing once again. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out the outtakes of Olivia Munn in Esquire. Super duper hotness.)
Oh, happy days when former fanboy faptastic Olivia Munn let’s loose and extremely subtle, but most definitely there, reveal of her headlights beneath a loosely knit dress while leaving the Chateau Marmont over the weekend. And, yes, we do see them. And, yes, sometimes we do see them and let you guys find them, it’s fun and games and keeps you on your toes. But in this case, well, with anything Munntastic we always want to scream out like the town crier of the wonderful news.
Olivia Munn nips. They’re not just for breakfast anymore. Enjoy.
Hollywood has been celebrating TV shows this week at PaleyFest, including Newsroom, which most people love, but we mostly watch to see Olivia Munn, with years of happy Munn-baggage in tow.
Now, Olivia Munn is not exactly what she used to be. We’re not sure if she just needs a vacation or a new makeup artist or just perhaps take a one month break from shtupping, but Olivia of late looks like she’s been through a battle and a half.
Not saying we’re not checking out her cleave and legs on the red carpet, because we are, and dreaming mightily, but w’re just saying, Olivia used to drive one million fanboys into the basement with their lotion bottles with just the wink of an eye. We need to get back to that Olivia, because hard working career Olivia has a little less natural zing. Enjoy.