I can’t help but feel reminiscent here on a rainy day in Hollywood. Perhaps that’s because it hasn’t rained here in nearly a decade. Just thinking about the dozens and dozens if not hundreds of weekly get togethers here at my place, our virtual drum circle made so much better by the presence of both girls and mandatory tops for the guys, optional naturally for the girls since I like them better. Somedays here I feel like I did those summers long ago on the last day of sleep-away camp when I would go and punch the all the kids who had tormented me then hop on the bus and yell for the driver to ‘move!’. He never did. And that never worked out well for me. But this gathering on Fridays here we call Reader Finds, this is like our collective safe space, gloriously filled with celebrity skin.
This week’s Reader Finds includes the Latina hottie Noelia Rios baring her assets (thank you kindly to EgoReader ‘Gerry’), Hannah Ferguson in wicked hot see-through SI outtakes (bikini boobtastic worship time from ‘Owen’), best of asstastic from Shakira and Rihanna in their sultry music video (tush push via the ever faithful ‘Thomas T.’), Gwyneth Paltrow, Kelly Preston, and Christina Applegate bikini time in View from the Top (an overlooked not so classic, shared by ‘Sullivan’), gloriously hot Czech model Michaela Isizzu (kindly contributed by ‘Peter D.’), Lucy Mecklenburgh sextastic calendar posing (gushing forward thanks to ‘Ben’), Tricia Helfer smoking hot in FHM (I remember whens via ‘Tina C.’), Anthea Page nekkid with a lolly (damn hot visuals provided by ‘David E.’ and Treats magazine), thespianic Zoe Kazan topless in skinematics (pleasantly plumpers from ‘Zach’), Talitha Luke-Eardley topless in funbag laden sequels (brunette lovelies dropped off by ‘Jackie R.’), Josephine Decker quite topless in Art History (better than my art classes, kudos to ‘Big Jim’), Helen Shaver topless with a Sheen (throwback topless by ‘Mario’), Anna Friel topless in her silver screen gem (bite sized friels courtesy of ‘Dylan R.’), Kimberly McArthur in more ta-ta laden classic skinematics (bouncy flouncies via ‘Hernan’), hints of Lauren Cohan boobtastic in her sex comedy turn (please cohan me the lotion thanks to ‘Alex S.’), Tricia Helfer again, this time topless (from the mind of ‘Minnie’), and last, but not the least, Miriam McDonald and Shawna Waldron topless in poisonous sequels (blessed be the Skinematics via ‘Tim K.’). It’s a handful, a mouthful, and at least seven toes full of hot celebrity skin. Are you digitally man enough to handle it? I have faith in you. Enjoy.