Nina Agdal

Nina Agdal Is Bikini Pimping the Cod Once More

Nobody is happier than I for the meteoric rise to success of Danish Delight Nina Agdal. Okay, maybe the lucky bastard who gets to hang out with her nekkid in the hot tub is happier than I, but I’m pleased in a platonic friends but then we get drunk and accidentally sleep together kind of way. Nina Agdal and her glorious female form deserve everything they get.

Last year Nina got tapped to lend her sextastic visuals to Carl’s Jr. pimping their new fish sandwich. It’s cod, don’t you know. That commercial nearly killed us in our gills, and, now, a second different fish-pimping commercial has been released and, I’m feeling like a very horny fisherman. I mean, not so horny that the guys down in the engine room be nervous, but just enough so that I might need the Gorton’s Fisherman slickers to keep me from being arrested for public indecency. Oh, Nina, someday you will kiss me on the cheek and I will die and go to Egotastic! heaven. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski, Samantha Hoopes Playing Volleyball in Tiny Shorts? Yep, I’d Watch That

Many of the models from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition took to the beach in Miami for some kind of promotion beach volleyball event. They seemed to be promoting wicked fine hottie bottoms and many many prurient dreams as girls like Samantha Hoopes, Emily Ratajkowski, and Nina Agdal bumped, set, and spiked their way right into every man’s libidos.

Sports Illustrated sure isn’t skimping on the publicity tour for this Swimsuit Edition. Thankfully, the girls are skimping on the material in their wardrobes. Ever so hot. I wish I could get in this game. Enjoy.

Congratulations to Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen for Headlining the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

You know we predicted Nina Agdal and her meteoric rise the minute she stepped foot out of Denmark, so we couldn’t be more pleased two years later to see her covering the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Along with wicked hot Lily Aldridge and one of our long time favorite model hotties, Chrissy Teigen.

There will always be some controversy as to these decisions naturally, but I’d say SI did a nice job in picking a photo of three ridiculously hot women without their tops on, not to mention bottoms to die for. You could do worse, it’s hard to imagine much better.

Congratulations to Nina, Lily, and Chrissy. There’s no denying this is the big time. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikini Hotness, Coco Backside Banging, Francia Raisa Booty Working Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

May you live in interesting times. Or, at least times when social media is thriving and even the hot girls have to fight for your digital eyeball attention. The result of this modern landscape has been nothing less than thrilling. Oh, sure, someday our grandkids will tells us how lame our technology environment was, but we’ll know, in fact, this was the best of times for the ogling community.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Danish Delight Nina Agdal and her killer bikini body, Coco squatting her assets, Paris Hilton showing off deep cleavage, Kaili Thorne demanding your attention, Francia Raisa working on rounding out her booty, Jennifer Lopez cleavy down her top, Nicki Minaj see-through goodness, Crystal Hefner showing off one fine female form, and much much more. You owe it to the beautiful ice dancing couple whatever their names are to check out each and every one of these exceptional social media shared pics. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Mixes Football and Danish Sextastic With Alluring Results

Maybe it’s just me missing football with seven months until another NFL game, but seeing Danish Delight Nina Agdal donning her lady football gear to get sextastic for Bebe pimping got me all kinds of hot and bothered. At one point I had to call a personal foul on myself for leading with my head. I must admit, there was some targeting.

Nina Agdal and football is a combination I can’t yet fully wrap my warped libido around. It seems too good to be true. If she came out and announced she was a fan of my same favorite team, I’d probably need oxygen, and some ice. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Wicked Hot Pimping Womenswear for Bebe

If I’m not mistaken, which is a huge possibility, this Bebe collection catalog pictorial is the very same photoshoot where our Danish Delight Nina Agdal has the most wonderful of wardrobe malfunctions along the beach with her top.

Nina Agdal makes everything sellable, or buyable I guess, just by sheer force of being so damn good looking. That body by heaven doesn’t hurt either, as she rolls around in the sand convincing you that you’ve really got to do your best to try and look like her. She’s not a bad target at that. Though I’m not sure her looks are easily attainable without a magic wand or a falling star or some other types of supernatural assistance. For now, I shall peruse my lady’s wear catalogs with extra drool. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Booty In Your Face for Big Grins

The sight of Danish Delight Nina Agdal flashing her butt in super short shorts for the camera almost makes me not want to be jealous of lucky bastard photographer Terry Richardson for just a second or two. Terry did manage to get Nina into his studio for some special photos, including this whopper or her ridiculously hot booty barely contained in her Daisy Dukes.

Now, I’m not saying it’s time to start objectifying women by zooming the camera lens in on their super fine hineys. But I am saying that if you do feel so obliged, please also feel obligated to share with me and the millions of other model hot thumper lovers out there. Make the world a better place, one fine asstastic at a time. Bless your bottom dollars, Nina. Enjoy.