Nicole Scherzinger

Battle Short Skirt and Boots: Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Scherzinger at the Summertime Ball

By Jon | June 13, 2011 @ 12:19 pm
Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Scherzinger in Short Leather Skirts at the Summertime Ball
Jennifer Lopez in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
Jennifer Lopez in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
Nicole Scherzinger in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
Nicole Scherzinger in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
Nicole Scherzinger in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
Nicole Scherzinger in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
Nicole Scherzinger in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
Nicole Scherzinger in a Short Leather Skirt at the Summertime Ball
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Snakeskin vs. Leather. Veteran vs. Fast Rising Star. Lopez vs. Scherzinger. There can be only one. I mean, in your mind maybe, but if you're thinking right, you're thinking two, and some Jell-O, and a very small bed with rubber sheets.

These two superwomen strapped on the superhero tight outfits combed from various animals who died hardly in vain, since they served to highlight the body of these two sextastic chart toppers. The results on the red carpet for Global Radio's Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium were spectacular. Jennifer Lopez, really has never looked better despite her veteran MILF status, and Nicole Scherzinger is simply put, in the business of climbing the sexy charts five to ten rungs at a time. And succeeding.

There's something very kinky going on here and I intend to get to the bottom of it. Enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger Flaunts Her Bodacious Booty in Paris

By Jon | June 1, 2011 @ 10:12 am
Nicole Scherzinger Tight Jeans Accentuate Her Asstastic
Nicole Scherzinger Tight Jeans Accentuate Her Asstastic
Nicole Scherzinger Tight Jeans Accentuate Her Asstastic
Nicole Scherzinger Tight Jeans Accentuate Her Asstastic
Nicole Scherzinger Tight Jeans Accentuate Her Asstastic
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It's one asstastic piece of work. Nicole Scherzinger booty. You don't just get that spruce caboose by wishing on a star; you need to work that piece of bottom meat into shape through countless hours dancing, painstaking exercise, and solid porn-style bun-squeezings during particularly passionate moments of boot knocking. This is the butt that will occupy the judge's seat on X-Factor. And, yes, I am already jealous of that chair. Enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger Promoted to Super Hottie Judgeship Status

By Jon | May 31, 2011 @ 11:37 am
Nicole Scherzinger Leaves Her Hotel in Paris
Nicole Scherzinger Leaves Her Hotel in Paris
Nicole Scherzinger Leaves Her Hotel in Paris
Nicole Scherzinger Leaves Her Hotel in Paris
Nicole Scherzinger Leaves Her Hotel in Paris
Nicole Scherzinger Leaves Her Hotel in Paris
Nicole Scherzinger Leaves Her Hotel in Paris
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Well, since X-Factor U.S. edition told Cheryl Cole to take a hike because of her thick accent (I know, idiotic, right, kicking out a super hot girl because she has an accent when that's the absolute best!) Pussycatter and all around dancing leggy hottie Nicole Scherzinger suddenly finds herself bumped up to judge status, a promotion any sane boss would give a girl who looked like Nicole. Seen here leaving her Paris hotel., the boobtastic Nicole Scherzinger looks like about a billion francs worth of hotness, enough so that I will actually be turning into the show, maybe for even a glimpse of her perfectly molded derriere section. Enjoy.

(Legal Disclaimer: as far as I know from auditing a year and a half of JuCo classes, it's against the law to promote female employees simply because they are super sexy and have ridiculously amazing bodies. However, it's most definitely a good way to get some. And I'm pretty positive that stupid laws are not enforceable under the Constitution or something.)

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READER FINDS: Miranda Kerr Bikini Ripeness, Maria Fowler Baring Essex, Kate Upton Bikini Twitpic, Nicole Scherzinger Asstastic, and Valentina Lizcano Wet Behind the Scenes

 
By Jon | May 27, 2011 @ 12:00 pm
MIranda Kerr in a Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger Goes (Covered) Topless for the Sub-Continent

By Jon | May 6, 2011 @ 8:27 am
Nicole Scherzinger in GQ India
Nicole Scherzinger in GQ India
Nicole Scherzinger in GQ India
Nicole Scherzinger in GQ India
Nicole Scherzinger in GQ India
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Nicole Scherzinger had her name making the rounds of top hotties from the men's magazines this past week; and rightfully so. This pussycat showed up and showed off big time on the pages of the upcoming GQ India where the sultry dancer, singer, and all around just plain one helluva sexy woman flashed nearly the entirety of her ridiculously tight body for the oglers of the world's second largest nation (and, you know, we get to peek as well). I've been watching Nicole Scherzinger for the past year or two now, I mean, watching, and I think it's possible she's actually getting even hotter. I would not be surprised to see her competing for top spot honors come a year from now. Enjoy.

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Weekend Links

By Jon | April 22, 2011 @ 11:15 am

Taylor Momsen sexes up Hollywood. (Buzznet)

Nicole Scherzinger wants it "Right There." (Celebuzz)

JWoww sexy but effin' crazy. (FoxNews)

Coco squeezes into some tight pants. (HuffPo)

Christina Hendricks big boob fun. (TheChive)

Natalie Portman and the hottest Members of the Tribe for Passover. (Ranker)

Anna Paquin flashes some sexy leg. (Popoholic)

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Nicole Scherzinger Almost Grants Sweet Side Boob Post-Sushi

By Jon | January 21, 2011 @ 11:45 am
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I'm a superfan of the brunette hottie dancer slash celebrity slash pussycat Nicole Scherzinger, so, when her top nearly falls off outside Katsuya, I'm going to notice. Notice and watch. And will the forces of nature to slide that top down just a bit more... a bit more... c'mon... c'mon.... and, well, so close. Those sweet boobs should be seen, but we'll settle for an almost today, because, we all know that an almost is just a prelude to the inevitable. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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