Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures Flashing Her Petite Frame in Cabo

You know we have our telescopic spies stationed along the palm trees lining the Cabo resort. There’s no escaping our visual coverage, determined as we are to see some of our favorite celebrities getting down to their tiny two pieces south of the border.

Girls like Nicole Richie who only ever shows off when outside of the U.S. it seems, so we must follow, to catch sight of her petite body in her bikini. I mean, we really must, it’s our sacred duty. As always, a bit blurry when from a distance in the warm climes of Mexico, but certainly a solid peek at the fashion slash reality slash something or other star. Enjoy.

Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures Reveal My Next Great Bring Her Back to Healthy Bodiness Challenge

I like to think of Nicole Richie as a blank canvas. A skinny blank canvas that I would paint with various shades of hamburger and french fries and chicken wings until she was back to normal size, when she does look rather fetching. I could make this happen, stuffing some Reuben sandwiches, maybe some Haagen Dazs chocolate spoonfuls into her mouth even as we make passionate, albeit careful not to damage her, sweet love upon her rented yacht. Give me six months and she’ll pack on 20 lbs. and likely another child.

But, for the time being, skinny Nicole was parked off the coast in Cannes, in a gold bikini which makes sense for that part of the world, delighting in water sports and generally taking a break from her rigorous life of working out, shopping, and her AOL reality TV series and the seventeen members of her viewing audience she must please weekly. I’m still leering at Nicole Richie, but step two definitely involves a trip to Carl’s Jr. where my guy Ricky will still make me one of those Cap ‘n Crunch milkshakes they abandoned last year when nutrition oriented groups said maybe it wasn’t so healthy to serve a drink with 8,000 calories packed into it. Enjoy.

Nicole Richie Shows Her Bikini Body in Italy

Nicole Richie Bikini Near Nip Slips and Bendovers in St. Barts (There Goes Our Hearts)

Nicole Richie spent a holiday weekend in St. Bart’s with her bikini sister in arms, Jessica Alba, and Nicole put on quite the bikini show of her own. While the celebrity mommy is a bit to lean for our personal tastes, we couldn’t help but notice how free and flexible she is with her body, squats and bends and near nip slips. That’s a something something right there.

We usually only see Nicole Richie with her big hats and oversized sunglasses sneering about Hollywood. So seeing her in her big hat and oversized sunglasses with an almost smile in the Caribbean is something of a treat. We’re told she’s actually a very nice person. No way to know. We do know she keeps her MILFtastic body ready for all weather conditions, most notably sand and surf and showing off. Enjoy.

Nicole Richie Red Bikini in St Barts

Oh, Hottie MILF Get Together: Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie Rub Mom Shoulders at Baby2Baby Gala

Oh, sure, we here at Egotastic! may have the maternal instincts of a spider to her spiderlings, but we do lust, and genuinely adore, of young hot celebrity moms, a good gaggle of whom got together over the weekend for the Baby2Baby Gala in Los Angeles, which I’m sure is a great event for some great cause, but our cause was most definitely checking out MILFs like Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie, and wondering just how much cocktails each would need before offering to change our soiled diapers.

I mean, not that we’re into that kind of thing, but if Jessica Alba wanted to powder our bottoms, we’d say goo-goo and pucker our lips with pointed expressions of hunger, in the very least. Enjoy.

Well, Hello There, Nicole Richie Cleavage, Nice to See You Again

Nicole Richie likes to shop. And get her hair done. And nails. And she does like to workout. The latter of which often provides us our only worthy glimpses of the Lionel-daughter in the omnipresent oversized sunglasses  Such as this morning, when we have a nice view of Nicole’s cleavage, some bustiness amid all the fussiness that is the diminutive Nicole Richie.

Now, I’m told Nicole is a savvy businesswoman and fashion designer and a fierce mom, and all that is quite nice from her P.R. team, but, today, I’d just like to look down her top, if that’s okay with everybody here. Enjoy.