Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie Bikini Near Nip Slips and Bendovers in St. Barts (There Goes Our Hearts)

By Bill Swift | April 8, 2013 @ 9:47 am

Nicole Richie in a Black Bikini in St Barts

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Nicole Richie spent a holiday weekend in St. Bart's with her bikini sister in arms, Jessica Alba, and Nicole put on quite the bikini show of her own. While the celebrity mommy is a bit to lean for our personal tastes, we couldn't help but notice how free and flexible she is with her body, squats and bends and near nip slips. That's a something something right there.

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We usually only see Nicole Richie with her big hats and oversized sunglasses sneering about Hollywood. So seeing her in her big hat and oversized sunglasses with an almost smile in the Caribbean is something of a treat. We're told she's actually a very nice person. No way to know. We do know she keeps her MILFtastic body ready for all weather conditions, most notably sand and surf and showing off. Enjoy.

Oh, Hottie MILF Get Together: Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie Rub Mom Shoulders at Baby2Baby Gala

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2012 @ 3:14 pm

Jessica Alba and Nicole Richie Shine at the Baby2Baby Gala in LA

Jessica Alba Looks Stunning at the Baby2Baby Gala in LA

Nicole Richie Dazzles at the Baby2Baby Gala in LA

Ali Larter Looks Ravishing in Red at the Baby2Baby Gala in LA

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Oh, sure, we here at Egotastic! may have the maternal instincts of a spider to her spiderlings, but we do lust, and genuinely adore, of young hot celebrity moms, a good gaggle of whom got together over the weekend for the Baby2Baby Gala in Los Angeles, which I'm sure is a great event for some great cause, but our cause was most definitely checking out MILFs like Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie, and wondering just how much cocktails each would need before offering to change our soiled diapers.

I mean, not that we're into that kind of thing, but if Jessica Alba wanted to powder our bottoms, we'd say goo-goo and pucker our lips with pointed expressions of hunger, in the very least. Enjoy.

WHEN ALI LARTER PLAYS TENNIS, WE WHACK OUR BALLS (WAIT!)

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Well, Hello There, Nicole Richie Cleavage, Nice to See You Again

By Bill Swift | September 28, 2012 @ 9:52 am

Nicole Richie Shows Cleavage in Revealing Workout Gear in Studio City

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Nicole Richie likes to shop. And get her hair done. And nails. And she does like to workout. The latter of which often provides us our only worthy glimpses of the Lionel-daughter in the omnipresent oversized sunglasses Such as this morning, when we have a nice view of Nicole's cleavage, some bustiness amid all the fussiness that is the diminutive Nicole Richie.

Now, I'm told Nicole is a savvy businesswoman and fashion designer and a fierce mom, and all that is quite nice from her P.R. team, but, today, I'd just like to look down her top, if that's okay with everybody here. Enjoy.

STILL REMEMBER WHEN WE CAUGHT NICOLE DANCING ON CELL-CAM?

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Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures Will Have You Singing the Asstastic

By Bill Swift | March 23, 2012 @ 8:25 am

Nicole Richie Purple Bikini Pictures in Miami

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I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your sweet rump
A thousand times

Well, hello, Nicole Richie. The little second gen Hollywood celeb is having something of a coming out party this past week as she pimps her new TV show, something about fashion that I'm quite sure we don't give a hoot about, but I am also quite sure that in this same week we've seen more of Nicole's body than we have in the past three years combined, with or without sour puss face. And quite a nice little body she has to present, seen here in these poolside bikini photos from Miami.

Sure, Nicole Richie's bothersome sunglasses and spoiled girl perma-pout aren't going anywhere, but if she starts flashing more of that bikini butt and heaving short stack cleave, we are bound to pay attention. Enjoy.

'MEMBER WHEN WE CAUGHT NICOLE IN HER HOT DANCE WORKOUT?

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When Nicole Richie Takes Off Her Stupid Hollywood Sunglasses, She’s Actually Pretty Hot

By Bill Swift | March 21, 2012 @ 9:19 am

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When Nicole Richie tries to do her Victoria Beckham imitation with the oversized sunglasses and the refuse-to-smile scowl-face, she's just kind of meh. Very meh. It's just hard not to look like an aloof biyatch when you're doing so. But this past week Nicole is pimping some project big time, so she's off with the glasses and the perma-grimace and got herself dolled up in Miami and looking might fine.

We're not completely sold on Nicole for Egotastic!, but when she's got her shape into some form fitting mini-dresses and she's flashing a bit of the MILF body she works so hard on, sans stupid glasses, we are most definitely leering. Enjoy.

NICOLE RICHIE IN APRIL'S FLARE MAGAZINE LOOKING ACTUALLY BOOBTASTIC

Nicole Richie in April's Flare Magazine Canada

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Diane Kruger, Brooklyn Decker, Kristen Bell — Now That’s a Charity Ball!

By Bill Swift | December 9, 2011 @ 9:29 am

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I love it when a solid charitable cause like UNICEF is also the cause to bring out a number of hotties in general sexy-body support of the bigger picture. And the pictures that come from it. At last night's gala, we got to see a decked out Brooklyn Decker looking all kinds of magnificent, Diane Kruger and some near-sideboobage that reminded us why we lust her so, cute Kristen Bell looking all kinds of grown up, and even Nicole Richie, who has decided to generally look as forlorn in public as Victoria Beckham, made something of a happy face hottie presentation on the red carpet. All in all, a wonderful evening for do-gooders and good ogles alike. That's such a great combo. Enjoy.