Nicole "Coco" Austin

Victoria Beckham Grabs Eva Longoria Funbags To Lead Sextastic Celebrity Twitpic Roundup

Bear with us, wait, make that, bare with us, as we skipped a week in our Twitpic roundups so this week’s edition is especially robust, if you will. There are some remarkable photos provided by the self-publishing hands of celebrities who when they can’t get enough attention, stoke some more by distributing their own private and personal photos, often quite intimate. Which, we just happen to love.

This week’s roundup includes the seriously gaunt Victoria Beckham fondling Eva Longoria at an Oscar weekend party, Coco showing why she’s the Twitpic queen, Sofia Vergara getting dressed, Nina Agdal personal bikini pics, and much more more…

All must sees. Check them out. And, enjoy

Coco Puts the P’s in Pimpstress for Double-Barreled Vegas Promotions

Coco does one thing with a few things and she does it very well. 

Over the weekend in Vegas, the reality show star and infamously curvaceous Mrs. Ice-T, pimped the shizz out of the Pure Nightclub, where I’m going to guess mostly impure and sem-legal things happen.

You gotta admit, whether Coco is nekkid on the bed with her ginormous baby nephew, or she’s strutting around Vegas in a dress we embarrassingly found my grandma in at church during her final, less-lucid days, she’s hard to avoid leering. I think it’s her eyes, but I could be wrong. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Leggy in a Hotel Bed and Coco See-Through Nipple Rings Lead Our List of Favorite Twitpics of the Week

 
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This weeks rodeo of the self-published celebrity pics include some fresh blood, as in the case of the leggy Bar Refaeli, and some Twitpicking fiends, such as Coco, who gets-see-through topless once more, not to mention sexy cleavy pics from Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus, and Maria Menounos and Kelly Brook just looking sexy as ever.

Now, if we could just rid our world of this Instagram phenomenon that takes a perfectly hot photo and makes it just a little less hot. But that’s for another day. Enjoy.

Coco Twitpics Herself Nekkid With Her Nephew

 
Coco Nekkid With Her Nephew Twitpics
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(Editor’s Note: We did the pixelation of the baby, not because that baby might be humiliated some day when he’s a grown dude and everybody has a picture of him laying nekkid with Aunt Coco in bed, but just because he’s still an innocent baby, I mean, one damn lucky innocent baby, but still just a baby.)

1am in LA and my sis,Kristy keeps flashing the camera while me and my nephew,baby Austin,try to sleep..Man, this is a spoiled baby

– Coco on her Twitpic

Yeah, there’s that, and it was 1:00am, but did anybody stop to ask why Aunt Coco was completely butt nekkid in bed with her sister’s baby, or why sis thought to snap away and publish the pic to the world.

Well, we’ve certainly done stuff at one in the morning that can’t be labeled as genius, so we’ll give a full pass to the Austin family on this one, especially since, you know, we do end up getting to see our friend Coco nekkid. And when you’ve got boobtastic asstastic friends like Coco, you definitely want to see your friends nekkid. Enjoy.

(Thanks to ‘Jacob S.’ for first uncovering this nekkid gem early early this morning.)

Coco Takes Her Exhibition Job Quite Seriously

With our friend Coco, it’s not about the destination, it’s all about the journey.

Coco was in the Big Apple for a visit to Good Morning America and between the car and the door, she produced a pretty nice bold colored spectacle of the boobtastic-asstastic double down combination that she’s become world famous for since her super round parts first came on the public stage. Now I can tell you that the first time I ever spoke to Coco, she insist that her derrière was entirely au natural, a claim that to this die I find rather much of a stretch, or a bounce, if you will.

But natural or not, there remains the natural instinct to leer at the fine upper and lower orbs that trigger the instinctive need of males to act and speak stupid. We’ve all been there before. Enjoy.

Coco and Christina Milian Club It Up in Super Sheer Dresses To Lead Our Favorite Twitpics of the Week

There’s really nothing better than when sexy celebrities share their own bad-selves via Twitter or similarly awesome modern day drunken seld-published picture bonanzas. So, from time to time, we figured we’d share an assortment of some of the better ones that fly across the digisiphere, often in a moment of cocktail-induced passion, pulled down in the morning, but in the interim, saved for posterity by Egotastic!

This week, we couldn’t help but notice our friend Coco flashing her boobtastic and asstastic double shot out partying in a very sheer dress, along with Christina Milian, who apparently loves to flash in see-through as well. We can not complain.

Also, find Arianny Celeste showing off her sweet sweet bikini  cleavage, Ashley Tisdale doing some sexy dress up games, Kirsten Dunst kissing Lizzy Caplan at Sundance, and young Kendall Jenner tweeting a bit of her teen cleavage, which of course we’re not really allowed to talk about.

Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Bikini Battle and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Bikini Battle!

Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton in epic bikini body battle (FoxNews)

Maria Menounos is hot, she knows she’s hot, and that’s damn hot. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez upped her sextastic credentials in 2011. (Idolator)

Megan Fox leads list of the very best celebrity bikini bodies of 2011. (SocialiteLife)

Coco shows off her ample bikini curves in Hawaii. (Celebuzz)

Gisele Bundchen will get you upright in Down Under Cosmo pictorial. (GossipCenter)

Hot chests, fuzzy tops….sweater kitten time! (TheChive)