Nicole "Coco" Austin

You Can’t Stop Coco’s Rump, You Can Only Hope to Contain It

Well, it was only a matter of time before our friend Coco and her extraordinarily designed badonkadonk lost all control and start consuming everything in its relatively diminutive path, starting with her thong.

I think Coco's derriere may be like the sofa cushions; you dig around in there every couple months or so to find missing socks or loose change or, you know, my girlfriend's retainer. Somebody needs to put a leash on that twin-cheeked beast before Gotham is completely destroyed (sorry, I've got Dark Knight Rises on the brain).

Oh, Coco, if human ass-meat were allowed to be sold in stores, you would live like a queen forever. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen See-Through, Emma Thompson Topless, Coco Hotness, and Much Much More…


Well, hello, end of the work week. Yep, I'm staring you right in the face, weekend and I've got two words for you: cheap beer.

But we can't ever officially, formally, or even legally I believe enter into our contract with the weekend devil before we share with you all that you have shared with us, in the gloriously sextastic gumbo pot of celebrity skin we refer to affectionately around here as Reader Finds. It's like the aloe on our skinburn of hot fleshy needs; the salve to save our ever hungry libidos from starvation. And it's always chock full of goodness.

This week's Reader Finds includes Coco looking covered topless cocolicious hot, Ashley Smith most definitely topless, Keeley Hazell even more topless, Emma Thompason topless too (you betcha), Kate Upton see-through and wet, Dania Londono of U.S. Secret Service infamy on the beach, Abigail Clancy nipple peeks, Taylor Momsen see-through bra, Aly Michalka sheer top goodness, Sophie Rundle funbags in Episodes, Julia Stiles see-through, Miley Cyrus underwear naughty on the set, Kate Upton looking like one hot doll, and Maribel Guardia classic topless movie scene,  Just an overflowing bowl of must-sees.

Coco Bikini Pictures Put the OO in Oomphtastic! (Celebuzz Exclusive on Egotastic!)

It's taken me a full twenty minutes just to get the feelings back in my fingers to write about these brand new Coco bikini pictures and I'm still not quite sure what to say. The voluptuous curvaceous and all around fleshy reality star and model simply knows how to take a photo.

That badonkadonk on the rocks like that could drive many a sailor to ram their mastheads into her sandy shores in search of sinking treasures. And there goes the feeling in my hands again...

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Coco Covered Topless Pictures For the Funbag Family Photo Album

I'm not sure if our friend Coco likes to be nekkid, or if the sheer force of the curves of her body compel her clothes to drop from her form, and, I don't really care. Because Coco knows how to take solid pictures, even when she's photographing herself at home for some Twitter love for her fans.

Coco's chest puppies, let's call them mighty pups, somehow remained barely covered just enough that we can share these pictures with oglers of all ages, but, do beware, viewing these photos may get you hankering hard for some cheesecake. Enjoy.

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Coco Bike-Riding Bikini Pictures Put Her Thick Curves in Motion

We do so appreciate a woman who has no straight lines to be found anywhere on her body, which utterly and truly describes our friend Coco, who strapped on a tiny bikini and mounted her girls bike for a ride along the Mighty Pacific, with her mighty boobtastic and asstastic most definitely along for the adventurous trip.

Now, we can't tell you if that rumble we felt this afternoon in our offices was seismic activities, the after effects of Free Burrito Thursdays in our tech department, or Coco's badonkadonk running over the coastal pier railings on her bike, but for fantasy purposes, we're going to choose the latter. It's a monumental dumper indeed. Enjoy.

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Coco Goes Loco With Her Bobos Outside Beverly Hills Restaurant

There's really no stopping our friend Coco when it comes to protruding body parts. The model and reality TV star is simply one mass of curves that can hardly be contained by clothing. Not that she would if she could.

The crazy full-bodied Mrs. Ice-T performed her latest rounds of flashing her round parts outside a posh Beverly Hills eatery where all the upper-crusty diners turned up their nose-jobs at the sight of Coco's enhanced twins. You think in the 90210 zip code you'd get a little leniency for silicone exhibitions. It's tough out there for girls like Coco, well, firm, but supple. Enjoy.

Coco Goes Loco With Bikini Boobtastic at Pimping Pool Party in Vegas

What can I say, the woman's enormous cans can drive a man to alliteration.

Reality star and super curved out model Coco hit Sin City over the holiday weekend with her former rapper husband to promote the shizz out of something or other at the Caesar's Palace pool, and whatever it was, it seemed to work because all eyes within 20 miles were pinpointed on Coco's enormous jugulars and that asstastic that technically is not allowed to be driven over Hoover Dam due to load limits (though I can think of a few places I'd like to drive it -- no load limits, natch, and, yes, I just said that). Enjoy.