Maybe somebody forgot to tell buxom blonde reality star Coco about the crispness of London evenings in midsummer, or maybe the lady just likes a cool breeze upon her landing strip, but Coco decided to hit the streets of London in a high hem and a low brow and a complete lack of knickers leading to a full on flashing of her lady nest to the startled British peepers. Pearls were clutched and gasps were uttered.
With the Olympics slated to start later this week in the historic capital, security has been on high alert throughout the city, but nobody seemed to catch the presence of Coco’s commando coochie flash until it was too late. Enjoy.
Here’s the good news, the Brits are well-experienced in dealing with the mighty cleavage of their heavily endowed female celebrities. There’s no panic on the streets of London when a big pair of knockers nearly knock out a dozen or more innocents along the city sidewalks.
Still. Coco provides and impressive pair of ginormous peaches that when combined with her blond locks and overall appearance, well, it’s a beacon of the sensational that is sure to have all the closed-circuit cameras in town straining to get a peek down and up her various body parts. Enjoy.
If there’s two things British men love, it’s full-figured women and dressing up in full-figured women’s clothing. We’re willing to work with you lads on the former, especially as you embrace the mighty curves of Yank-body-behemoth Coco who nearly knocked down several rows of gaping London onlookers with her mighty magical booty and poking enormous chest mounds making her way into the studios at Radio 1 in the country’s capital city.
Coco can’t just show up in a foreign land. There are commercial visas and logistical considerations to, well, consider, before moving a badonkadonk of those immense proportions. Tsunamis are no small possibility. Enjoy.
Well, it was only a matter of time before our friend Coco and her extraordinarily designed badonkadonk lost all control and start consuming everything in its relatively diminutive path, starting with her thong.
I think Coco’s derriere may be like the sofa cushions; you dig around in there every couple months or so to find missing socks or loose change or, you know, my girlfriend’s retainer. Somebody needs to put a leash on that twin-cheeked beast before Gotham is completely destroyed (sorry, I’ve got Dark Knight Rises on the brain).
Oh, Coco, if human ass-meat were allowed to be sold in stores, you would live like a queen forever. Enjoy.
Well, hello, end of the work week. Yep, I’m staring you right in the face, weekend and I’ve got two words for you: cheap beer.
But we can’t ever officially, formally, or even legally I believe enter into our contract with the weekend devil before we share with you all that you have shared with us, in the gloriously sextastic gumbo pot of celebrity skin we refer to affectionately around here as Reader Finds. It’s like the aloe on our skinburn of hot fleshy needs; the salve to save our ever hungry libidos from starvation. And it’s always chock full of goodness.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Coco looking covered topless cocolicious hot, Ashley Smith most definitely topless, Keeley Hazell even more topless, Emma Thompason topless too (you betcha), Kate Upton see-through and wet, Dania Londono of U.S. Secret Service infamy on the beach, Abigail Clancy nipple peeks, Taylor Momsen see-through bra, Aly Michalka sheer top goodness, Sophie Rundle funbags in Episodes, Julia Stiles see-through, Miley Cyrus underwear naughty on the set, Kate Upton looking like one hot doll, and Maribel Guardia classic topless movie scene, Just an overflowing bowl of must-sees.
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It’s taken me a full twenty minutes just to get the feelings back in my fingers to write about these brand new Coco bikini pictures and I’m still not quite sure what to say. The voluptuous curvaceous and all around fleshy reality star and model simply knows how to take a photo.
That badonkadonk on the rocks like that could drive many a sailor to ram their mastheads into her sandy shores in search of sinking treasures. And there goes the feeling in my hands again…
For the entire set of 17 exclusive crazy Coco string bikini pictures, check out the full gallery on Celebuzz.com
I’m not sure if our friend Coco likes to be nekkid, or if the sheer force of the curves of her body compel her clothes to drop from her form, and, I don’t really care. Because Coco knows how to take solid pictures, even when she’s photographing herself at home for some Twitter love for her fans.
Coco’s chest puppies, let’s call them mighty pups, somehow remained barely covered just enough that we can share these pictures with oglers of all ages, but, do beware, viewing these photos may get you hankering hard for some cheesecake. Enjoy.
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