Nicole "Coco" Austin

Coco Goes Curvaceous for ‘Peepshow’ in Sin City

Back when I was a young man, in the 1920′s or so, shows in Vegas used to be topless. I mean, that’s why dudes went to Vegas, to gamble and see topless women parading around on stage, or off-stage if you could afford the private time shows. And while topless stage shows have gone the way of modern concessions to family vacation travel in Sin City, there are still a few odes to the past that are worth noting, as in, the ‘Peepshow’ at Planet Hollywood, pumped up to the hour-glass degree with the guest appearance of our friend Coco, who brought her round-all over form into the tiny costume and on-stage for the revue.

Now, old school Vegas may be dead and buried with the bodies out in the desert, but girls with big bosoms and booties shaking their built-for-partying bodies on stage under the lights? That will never ever go away. Enjoy.

Can Coco’s Boobs Survive Hurricane Sandy?

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Two Massive Forces of Mother Nature Collide!

Talk about your epic matchup. The powerful rain and winds of Super Storm Sandy taking on the powerful jugs of our good friend Super Stacked Coco.

It’s a battle that just had to happen. Now, see the results….

Coco Austin Shows off Her Figure in Super Tight Dress in NYC

Coco Takes Her Two Puppies Out for a Walk in the Big Apple

No, this is not some immature double entendre, Coco did indeed leash up and walk her two mighty mutts and take them out for a little fresh air in Manhattan, accepting all the stares and gawking that naturally came with the procession of two such fearsome puppies.

Man, how I’d like to put my oomph between those two massive canines. Okay, yeah, no longer talking about the dogs. Enjoy.

Jenna Jameson Squares Off Against Coco in the Battle of the Sin City Pimpstresses

Now this seems like a fair fight. Two women not unknowing of the ways to be the center of attention, one on camera in over 100 glorious films, the other in public appearances flashing her bodacious curves and cans until men become physically injured.

Jenna Jameson spent her Labor Day weekend pimping hard in a cut-out body suit at the Crazy Horse III in Vegas, reminding men that might possibly be reminded that any place where girls who dig DP hang out is definitely the place to be. Meanwhile, across town, Coco was at the LAX Nightclub flashing her upper and lower fleshy parts so fast and freely, sixteen young men lost their virginity without ever being touched. It was that powerful. Enjoy.

Coco Austin Cleavy Low Cut Pink Dress at LAX Nightclub in Vegas

Coco Hangs Lips and Cheeks Out of Her Silver Swimsuit

It’s kind of like seeing the Silver Surfer turn into a mass of lady parts and smoosh them all into an undersized lycra swimsuit, then take the entire show and put it out in public in New York City to make sure every eyeball in the borough is glued to what might flash next.

Our friend Coco definitely is one of a kind. For those who love the super curvy ladies, I can’t imagine you doing much else but inspecting each and every one of these photos with a magnifying glass — that is a your magnifying glass, right? It’s like an exhibition of bodily freedom, with that freedom comes one lip slip and cheek protrusion and boob spill over at a time. It’s almost like watching Mother Earth form into an inhabitable planet, but in rapid time. Something very fecund about this whole scene. Enjoy.