Natasha Poly

Claudia Romani, Natasha Poly, and Rita Rusic Form a Multi-Generational Multi-National Bikini Hotness Spectacle in Miami

By Bill Swift | November 6, 2012 @ 11:39 am

Let's start with the caveat that we'd trade our left nut for the chance to employ our remaining jewel in or around the sweet delights of any one (or more) of Italian model Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Takes a Walk in a Black Bikini in Miami
Claudia Romani Takes a Walk in a Black Bikini in Miami
Claudia Romani Takes a Walk in a Black Bikini in Miami
Claudia Romani Takes a Walk in a Black Bikini in Miami
Claudia Romani Takes a Walk in a Black Bikini in Miami
Claudia Romani Takes a Walk in a Black Bikini in Miami
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Russian fashion model Natasha Poly

Natasha Poly Goes for a Bikini Swim on the Beach of Miami
Natasha Poly Goes for a Bikini Swim on the Beach of Miami
Natasha Poly Goes for a Bikini Swim on the Beach of Miami
Natasha Poly Goes for a Bikini Swim on the Beach of Miami
Natasha Poly Goes for a Bikini Swim on the Beach of Miami
Natasha Poly Goes for a Bikini Swim on the Beach of Miami
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or our supreme mommy dearest transplant, Rita Rusic

Rita Rusic Soaks up the Miami Sun in a Green Bikini
Rita Rusic Soaks up the Miami Sun in a Green Bikini
Rita Rusic Soaks up the Miami Sun in a Green Bikini
Rita Rusic Soaks up the Miami Sun in a Green Bikini
Rita Rusic Soaks up the Miami Sun in a Green Bikini
Rita Rusic Soaks up the Miami Sun in a Green Bikini
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all three of whom appeared in bikinis in Miami as part of an legal alien invasion of the most awesome kind. If we can keep exporting the likes of Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow, and receiving Claudia, Natasha, and Rita in return, I'd call us coming out on top in the Trans-Atlantic trade department. Enjoy.

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Natasha Poly Helps Kick Off Winter Bikini Season in South Florida

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2012 @ 8:40 am
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
Natasha Poly Steps Out in a Tiny Bikini in Miami
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Natasha Nekkid
Natasha Poly in Vogue Spain
The big time model drops her drawers for Vogue Spain. 8 Photos »

There are only two seasons in Miami Beach, summer and winter. The former sees the crazy ladies from serious tanning countries taking to the wicked hot sands of South Florida to show off their sweaty sultry bodies. The winter season tends to see the slightly more fair-skinned celebrity sextastic, like Russian supermodel Natasha Poly, flitting about in a skimpy little bikini, showing off her multi-million dollar fashion-pimping frame.

It's lean and lithesome, but for those of you clamoring for more au natural bodies, Natasha Poly is a girl you could get in bed with, I mean, if you were super rich and drove a $250K sports car and owned that fancy beach front villa as a vacation property in Miami. Enjoy.

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Natasha Poly Topless Pictures Glow in Frenchie Vogue

 
By Bill Swift | May 30, 2012 @ 12:50 pm
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 Natasha Poly Glows in the Vogue France June 2012 Topless Photoshoot
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We were just ogling the super sexy supermodel Natasha Poly during her red carpet ventures in Cannes last week, and, to our good fortune, the Russian hottie is now featured in this month's Vogue France. And to our better fortune, she's kind of topless, which is a treasure worth more than gold, well, more than the drachma at least.

Sometimes I imagine what life would be like if American fashion and beauty magazines featured some of the hotter models and celebs in the world flashing their bare tops; I know it would make my free skimming four hour perusal sessions at the outdoor magazine stand far more memorable. Enjoy.

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Kristen Stewart and Natasha Poly Battle For Plunging Red Dress Supremacy at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | May 28, 2012 @ 9:28 am
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Natasha Poly Nekkid
Natasha Poly in Vogue Spain
Euro-Supermodels do love to drop their clothes for fashion mags 8 Photos »

As we said, Cannes heated up a couple Kelvin degrees this weekend, with the sextastic celebrities making one last ditch effort to make their most memorable red carpet moment, and no slouching it were Kristen Stewart and Natasha Poly, neither of whom are blessed with the buxom bouncies, but both made the most of it at the premiere of Cosmopolis in Cannes.

Now, you might give the advantage to supermodel and Pirelli calendar veteran, Natasha Poly, the girl knows how to wear a revealing dress alright. But I'm giving bonus points to Kristen Stewart just for getting out of her hipster used-clothing threads and ditching her middle finger for one night to get super-decked out and amazing looking. I know, I have a weak spot for the angst-ridden thespianic with the perma-grimace, but I just can't help loving girls who can't love themselves.

Kristen Stewart vs. Natasha Poly in Battle Plunging Red Necklines, Who's Hotter?

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Kristen Stewart in Red Plunging Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Kristen Stewart in Red Plunging Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
Natasha Poly in Red Cut Out Dress at ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere
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Kim Kardashian, Nina Dobrev, and Kate Upton Among the Many Many Hotties at Cannes amfAR Gala

By Bill Swift | May 25, 2012 @ 3:53 pm
Nina Dobrev Shines in a Purple Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Kim Kardashian Shows Legs in Yellow Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Kylie Minogue in a Low Cut Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Janet Jackson is Boobtastic in a White Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Kate Upton in Blue Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Jessie J is Leggy in a Red Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Heidi Klum in a Sheer Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Kate Upton in Blue Dress at AMFAR Cinema
Nina Dobrev Shines in a Purple Dress at AMFAR Cinema
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You know nobody loves a gala more than me. Big swank dress-up affair. As long as crocs are excepted footwear, I'm in. Especially so when half the hot-women in the known universe are in attendance, like the amfAR Gala in Cannes last night, where it was wall to wall sextastic celebrities. Some we love, some we love a little less, but all looked hot and I'm told the drinks were free, so who has time to judge personalities.

Which brings me to Kim Kardashian, who outside of nipple slipping and showboating, had little reason to be in Cannes, but, hell, she looked pretty hot at the amfAR event; so did her former high school classmate (educational term used loosely), Billionaire Barbie, along with the likes of Kate Upton, Nina Dobrev, and too many others to even name. But check them out, because it's sure to spark you're 'I'm Going to Be A Future Movie Producer and Bang My Leading Ladies' fantasies.

And, oh, for a surprise, check out the gallery and see if you can find who wore the boobtastic see-through dress to the party. Enjoy.

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Natasha Poly Drops Her Drawers for Nekkid Spread in Vogue Spain

 
By Jon | October 24, 2011 @ 10:27 am
Natasha Poly in Vogue Spain
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CLICK TO SEE NATASHA POLY BLACK AND WHITE AND NEKKID ALL OVER

I deeply lust super hot Russian supermodels. Wait, let me rephrase that, I deeply lust super hot Russian supermodels who get nekkid on the pages of magazines, especially for the sake of art and style, because then I can pretend I am actually kind of classy while checking out sextastic celebrity T&A.

Unless you read lots of major women's magazines (guilty) or keep up to date with the latest fashions (not guilty), you've probably never heard of Natasha Poly, but she's one of the most super paid super models in the international business of selling shizz to women, and, now, she's quite nekkid on the pages of Vogue Spain, and is making my 20 minute wait at Supercuts fly by like nothing. Ah, the distant empty gaze of a professional runway model combined with close-up drooling leers. It's a match made in heaven. Enjoy

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