Egotastic
Look, we've all been there before, the rent check is due, the kids need new shoes, and those bar tabs keep piling up. Personally, I'm mostly relating to the latter, but we've all been forced to do a few things for cash we'd rather not cop to around the family dinner table.
And, so Octomom took off her top.
Nadya Suleman, the mother of fourteen kids, including eight that stretched out her perineum on a single day a couple years ago, needs to pay her rent. So, off comes the top, revealing her half-worked, half-laser-chiseled multi-purpose mom body for a payday from some Euro-mag where people make less fun of you for being asinine and or just plain old-fashioned mentally unstable.
What comes next month?
Click to see even more covered topless pictures of Nadya Suleman at Celebuzz.
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Octomom To Produce Self-Pleasure Porn; The Apocalypse Is Coming
I've been trying to discount this entire 2012 apocalypse prophecy, but it's becoming increasingly harder with news headlines like our friends at TMZ just shot me, Octomom Signs On For Self-Pleasure Video.
Yep, Octomom is making a porn. This despite her pledge never to do so no matter how tough times got.
However, when you think about it, maybe if she would've stirred her corn soup solo in the first place she wouldn't be bankrupt Octomom with the dirty filthy house, she'd just be crazy single lady Nadya Suleman with the dirty filthy house.
Nut job woman finds doctor to implant her with eight babies then makes masturbation porno to feed her offspring. Oh yes, the meteor is coming.