As a point of principle, I will never judge what anyone does to pay the rent. Not since I wore a dog costume and shook a fake bone in the air urging customers into the local pet store. We’re all whores deep down. Well, some of us, perhaps less deep, but all players in the same game. So, not super surprising when Octomom, Nadya Suleman, started taking off her clothes onstage at a strip club in South Florida, trying her best to pretend that she’s not just a half-insane odd looking mother of fourteen kids. And, well it seems like the dudes patronizing the establishment seemed to be having a good time, and, really, what else matters?
Now, there will be those of you who question where on the chart of celebrity sextastic Octomom falls. This time around, I’d say we’re off the charts. Enjoy.
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According to our friends at TMZ, Octomom has just moved her hordes of offspring into a new 5-Bedroom home in Palmdale, CA complete with a gated pool and large backyard for the pups to eventually make their own pups, maybe through shedding or however coral plants do it.
But, the bigger point here is, who says porn doesn’t pay?
Nadya Suleman once decried the very thought of ever doing adult film work to pay her bills, now, through a little stirring of her messy bowl of split pea soup on camera in Octomom Home Alone, she has a cool new home for her 97 children. Yay, right?
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t Nadya Suleman, the single hottest mom of octuplets we happen to know (okay, that is a relative scale) back in action in Home Alone in this exclusive sneak peek at one of the finer scenes from Octomom’s adult film escapades.
Now, if you’ve yet to reward yourself with the gift of Octomom Home Alone, because you know you deserve to see hard working moms working themselves hard, then the time is now.
Those soapy suds aren’t going to clean themselves. Enjoy.
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May you live in interesting times.
It’s been quite a week for the Octomom, Nadya Suleman. I mean, moms have busy jobs, but Octomom has not only given herself the job on video for Wicked Pictures last week, but over the weekend the mom of fourteen trying to make rent found herself in a Celebrity Pillow Fight in Pennsylvania, alongside Michael Lohan (which if you weren’t sure this was sketchy beforehand, well, hello obvious sign of a low-life undertaking) and Nadya held no punches. Or pillow slaps. Or, just grabbing her own mammaries just for the hell of it.
Porn and pillow fights all in one week. It sounds like a dream. At least, a dream I’ve had several times, though I must admit, I don’t see Octomom in those dreams. Enjoy.
Well, the coming of the Apocalypse might be a Mayan long con, and I’m not sure we’re ever going to see a Porky’s re-boot in my lifetime, but there is one thing for certain — the Octomom porn is coming tomorrow, and we’ve got an early look.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Do I really want to see the lady nest of a woman with fourteen children and a penchant for slightly to decidedly crazy states of mental being? Of course you do.
Or you don’t, but you will, because you don’t want to be the only dude at the office who hasn’t seen Nadya Suleman friggin’ the heck out of herself in Wicked Pictures ‘Octomom: Home Alone’. Which for the record, is a genius title, only the role of ‘Kevin’ is now being played by a long metal rod that takes batteries. Such is progress.
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Well, here you go. We’re still working on the uncensored version of these Octomom promotional photos from her first ever porn video ‘Octomom Does Herself in Eight Ways’ or something like that. But, in the meantime, as long as we’re tasteless enough to promote Octomom porn on behalf of Wicked Pictures, we might as well share the black-barred promotional photos courtesy of our friends at TMZ.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit, when I got the call this morning about interest in the ‘Black Bar Octomom Porn Pics’, I was expecting something a bit more involved adult film wise. But, I suppose when you’re talking mom of fourteen stirring her own chicken soup on camera for rent money, nothing about this project is going to be super solid. Still, do your best to enjoy.
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