Mischa Barton

Polka Hottie

By Jon | May 24, 2011 @ 1:32 pm

Gwen Stefani sweet bikini body. (WWTDD)

Ali Lohan joins her sister in the bikini fun. (Celebuzz)

Jenna Fischer, the hottie with a sene of humor. (HuffPo)

Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria's Secret girls. (FoxNews)

How Back to the Future should have ended. (CollegeHumor)

Mischa Barton in a short skirt. (TheFABlife)

Maria Menounos sexy photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Cannes Winds Up In A Giant Hottie Party Featuring Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, and Bar Refaeli

By Jon | May 20, 2011 @ 9:00 am

Alessandra Ambrosio at the amfAR AIDS Gala

Elisabetta Canalis at the amfAR AIDS Gala

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It's been a long, hotness week at Cannes. Next year, I swear, I'm going in person, even if I have to sleep on the public beach again. Sexy actress rubbing elbows and bare backs with ridiculously hot models and a bunch of rich dudes with yachts and dark tans. It's all there. And the big windup came last night at the amfAR Gala where the best of the hottest came together in a giant flaming visual orgy of decked-out sextastic that included Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli, Doutzen Kroes, Elisabetta Canalis, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Mischa Barton, and Mila Jovovich. Oh, yeah, Courtney Love was also there falling out of her top, so we thought that at least made her worth a couple ogles or two. Can you imagine how badly your neck would hurt after hanging out at a hottie hullabaloo like this? Enjoy.

Olivia Wilde and Mischa Barton Make Irish Eyes Smile With Their Lesbionic O.C. Kisses (VIDEO)

By Jon | March 17, 2011 @ 7:59 am

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Okay, so maybe Mischa Barton is just half-Irish, and while everybody claims Olivia Wilde is of Irish descent, she may actually be descended from an English family that lived in Ireland (I know, confusing to those of in the United States, but try to imagine a Texan living in Oklahoma for years and years, still claiming to be a Texan, as they would), but none of this really matters because what you must have on St. Patrick's Day is a solid, long, knee-swoggling kiss. And if that kiss is between two hot Irishy celebrity chicks, it's like corned beef and cabbage, a perfect combination on this day

I missed the O.C. the first time it passed through the universe and so I was sadly deprived of the awesome lesbionics between Olivia Wilde and Mischa Barton, the latter of whom was still super hot back then (Olivia was, is, and seems like will always be). Damn, that's some fine Irish loving there. The kind of girls making out pose that makes a guy think to himself, 'Damn, that's hot, but if asked, I'll just say 'cool', because if I say 'hot', they might call me a perv and leave me out of their next round of games.' Being a guy around girls, it's like engaging in a chess match that never ends. Think many moves ahead or you will not reach mate. Enjoy.

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Mischa Barton Upskirt Picture Buys Her Two Week Pass

By Bill Swift | May 27, 2010 @ 7:15 am

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Has the world been too hard on Mischa Barton of late? Nah. She's really let herself go. I say this as one who once had a love affair with the former hottie O.C. star, albeit, the lusting was quite unrequited. This Mischa Barton upskirt picture reminds us of two things: first, okay, she's not the sexy young lady she once was, and, second, she seems to have pilfered panties from my grandma's drawer. Still, her cameltoe is slightly more appealing than granny's. So, Mischa Barton, Egotastic! grants you a two week pass from all criticisms or critiques, of, you know, your flabby, shoddy, decaying self. Enjoy.

Mischa Barton’s Cleavage is Sexy, The Rest, Not So Much

By phil | January 19, 2010 @ 11:45 am

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Mischa Barton is filming scenes for an upcoming episode of Law & Order in which she plays a prostitute, and it would seem whoring herself out is well within Mischa's range. And while she has put on a few pounds recently (note the double chin), it looks like some of that extra weight went to where it counts. Yes, I'm talking about Mischa Barton's breasts, which seem to have gotten a few sizes bigger. Then again, it could all just be Hollywood magic, and a wonderbra, but if her ass is any indication, I'd like to believe it's all real. I just hope she didn't put that lollipop back in her mouth after it fell on the ground.

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Mischa Barton Looks Lovely in Lingerie

By phil | September 15, 2009 @ 12:12 pm

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Mischa Barton may be batshit crazy, but she's still hot (as is generally the case), and she proves it in her new movie, Homecoming (which like all other Mischa Barton movies has gone straight to DVD). Sadly, there's no we don't get to see Mischa Barton naked, as we've come to expect from her crappy attempts at a film career, but at least we ge some very nice shots of Mischa Barton in lingerie, and what is one hell of a push-up bra. Anyway, since I'm never going to actually pay to see a Mischa Barton movie in the theatre (as I'm sure you wouldn't either), it really is that much more convenient that all her crappy movies go straight to DVD.

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I Can See Mischa Barton’s Nipples

By phil | August 12, 2009 @ 12:04 pm

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After all the craziness that Mischa Barton has been through the past few weeks, including being held in the hospital for psychiatric observation, you'd think I'd take it easy on her. Well, you'd be wrong. Just because she had a nervous breakdown, doesn't mean I'm going to ignore these pictures in which Mischa Barton's nipples are clearly visible. Lesson number one when leaving the crazy bin should probably be "wear a bra when your shirt is see-through," but this is Mischa Barton we're talking about after all.

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