Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Hotness Can Not Be Stopped, Even in Women’s Magazines

We are ever so thankful that Miranda Kerr has pulled through her car crash ordeal with sparkling health and an even more sparkling intact body. Life truly is so fragile, and we can not afford to ignore those 'Handle With Caution' warnings on especially the hottest women among our tribe. We have to circle the wagons on the sextastic.

How hot is Miranda Kerr? Well, she rises to the level of making us flip through women's magazines just to behold her beauty. It's rare that you'll find sticky pages in a magazine such as Vogue Australia, meant to inspire women to buy tons of stuff, but with Miranda Kerr betwixt the covers, even flashing fashion, it's still a must ogle.

I don't mind the reputation of the guy buying up the women's magazines at the newsstand. Yes, of course, I miss in a couple Guns & Ammo and Muscle Fitness Madness mags to provide myself cover. But it's the ladies magazines I want to see, because I'm much rather see Miranda Kerr cleavage than some oiled down dude posing off his pecs. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Is Going to Live!

As TMZ first reported, Miranda Kerr appears to be the victim of an intoxicated driver who plowed into her car yesterday in L.A., leaving the uber-sextastic goddess with some serious neck pain, but it appears nothing worse.

First point. Please, don't drink and drive. We do our fair share of the former here, but always find $10 to sleep it off in the magic-room of a tranny hooker along the boulevard.

Second, next time, hit Orlando.

Miranda Kerr, A Photoshoot Caught Candid, and a Little Sideboob (and My Day Is Made)

Oh, uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr, how you do thrill us with the simplest of gestures, including a killer smile from your Aussie goodness and a little more goodness in the form of some sideboob as we leer at your photoshoot from afar.

Just a couple weeks ago, we caught Miranda during a photoshoot cartwheeling her lady nest straight into our heart, so you know we're going to follow her every move at this point. And moved we always are at the sight of this crazy hot minxy model. Yes, we want more boob, but for an afternoon aperitif, well, we'd be lying if we didn't say our palates needed cleansing on a Monday. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Kicks Off Pre-Oscar Party Season By Doing Nothing More Than Looking Hot

The Oscars are upon us. The biggest award ceremony also marks the end of Award Season in Hollywood, or, as we like to call it, the Tinsel Town Ginormous Circle Jerk and Back Patting Season. Either way, it officially ends this Sunday evening with the Oscars, which means that Hollywood and all the corporate sponsors go crazy big party blowout around this annual mega-event. That includes the Award Show itself, but also the tons o' pre-parties and after-parties surrounding the handing out of the trophies to crying, babbling film industry workers.

And why not kick off the very first Oscar pre-party with Miranda Kerr, at the Global Green or Green Global or It's Not Easy Being Green something or other party last night in Hollywood. Miranda Kerr represents the tremendous silver lining in a weekend full of watching thespianics from the Silver Linings Playbook waxing poetic about their craft. That is, the bevy of decked out and show-off hotties that will be circled, encircled, and all-around exhibiting their semi-circular parts over the next 72 hours or so. It's always a fun ride. And if you can avoid the 47 minutes speech from the Bulgarian dude who inevitably wins for Best Animated Short FIlm, it can be worthwhile as well. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Bikini Booty Pictures Are More Than Enough to Make Us Tingle

Trust me when I tell you this is Miranda Kerr on the beach in Malibu looking like a spy on the shores of some distant land, trying to avoid our telescopic lenses. Only, we don't use our scopes on rifles, just on the end of our long lust devices, aimed at celebrity hotness wherever and whenever we find it, and in whatever position.

In this case, Miranda's MILFtastic bottomside, changing out of her beach dress for a little booty reveal. Some would say this isn't much, we would say give us Kerr asscheek and a six-pack of Mickey's Big Mouths and we have a pleasant evening already lined up.

Miranda Kerr anything for the win. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Won’t You Be My Lingerie Valentine?

Let's be real. Valentine's Day is the single worst day of the year for the male of our species, not including dates scheduled for prostate exams or colonoscopies I suppose, but a very close second to those invasive procedures. We need not get into the entire history of the made-up holiday, or how modern times have seen the celebration of romance turn into some type of emotional obstacle course for men in pleasing their mates, but suffice it to say, unless you are most definitely getting laid tonight, just close your eyes and wait for it to be over (which isn't bad advice as well if you are getting laid, depending on your choice of partners).

There's really only one way to save my own Valentine's Day today, and that is if uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr will agree to be my Valentine's.

Yes, Miranda, I know that you're married, and a mom, and I'm not asking you to forsake any of that, really, at least not for more than thirty minutes or so comprising one minute of dedicated foreplay, followed by twenty-nine minutes of me trying to run the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody through my brain so I don't end our passionate coupling prematurely. It could be so wonderful, Miranda. Dirty, naughty, and wrong, but ever so wonderful.

Check out the tribute gallery to Miranda Kerr lingerie hotness and see the well from whence my personal lust doth spring.

Miranda Kerr Flashes Her Lady Nest on the Beach for Organic Photoshoot!

 

Oh, be still my barely beating doughnut clogged hear. Miranda Kerr flashing her vajayjay on the beach doing cartwheels? Could it be true? Oh, talk about finding the X on the treasure map of the sextastic.

The uber sextastic Miranda Kerr was filming a promotional shoot for Kora Organics in Sydney, dressed in organic type white lace clothing to let you know she's very natural and organic and good for your body and such, when some genius photographer (I now love dearly) instructed Miranda to start doing cartwheels on the beach. What we first thought was just a flash of her white lace panties (and that would've been pleasure inducing as it was) turned out to be, upon closer inspection, a nice view of her covered, but definitely evident, departure lounge to Happy Town. Oh, how badly do we want to embark into that fantasy land. What a day!