Miranda Kerr

Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson and Other Angels Head Out to Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show After Party

You can't have a sweet-arse lingerie fashion show without a pretty killer after party, as Victoria's Secret hosted its annual post-Fashion Show shindig in the Big Apple last night getting all the angels to slip into something a little less comfortable, or, sadly, some clothes over their silky bits, and hit the party house for a little booze and conversation and showing off of the killer legs and such.

Sadly, our invitation to this party d' super hotties got lost in our Spam folder somewhere, and we were forced to stay home watching Animal Planet and plucking off 12-ouncers from our earthquake emergency provisioned cases of Hamms beer. But, no matter how much we swilled, the killer crocs on the small screen never looked as hot as the likes of Izabel Goulart, Erin Heatheron, Lindsay Ellingson, and Miranda Kerr stepping into the party. Alas, the power of beer goggles only extends so far. Enjoy.

 

And Onto the Show…Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes Highlight the Hotness on Victoria’s Secret Runway

Despite the puffing up of feathers (literally) for the CBS cameras, and the full allotment of celebrity douchy guests in attendance, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still represents one of the single greatest sextastic collectives of lingerie-clad hotness around the globe each and every November. And, for that, we give thanks.

Despite the ridiculousness of some of the costumery, clearly not designed for guys, underlying it all we have the wicked hot bodies and killers looks of Angels such as Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes strutting their wares down catwalk boulevard making us all feel like compulsory consumers. It's one damn fine pimping show. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Lingerie Peeks Kicks Off the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Every year, this event gets bigger and bigger, including the TV event that takes place later this month, unfortunately, this means the Victoria's Secret annual Fashion Show also gets sillier and siller and bloated with more lingerie-irrelevant celebrity involvement. The minute we saw Justin Bieber at the show, we knew the entire once-beautiful event had been taken down several notches in the awesome department.

However, at its root, the V.S. Fashion Show does still highlight a coming together of the Angels, some of the finest lingerie models in the world and has them all hanging out half-nekkid behind the stage. And that's a place you really want to be, to leer at the likes of the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr, prepping for her own model prance down the catwalk. And a nice peek at Miranda Kerr is worth plowing through a whole lot of nonsense. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Grabs Her Amazing Ta’s For Esquire Magazine (That Should Be Our Job!)

Ah, the hand-bra giveth and the hand-bra taketh away.

The uber sextastic Aussie model Miranda Kerr looks like precisely one million dollars in his mini-pictorial for the upcoming edition of Esquire magazine, in a nicely clinging pair of panties and nothing up top to protect her modesty save for her own left and right five-fingered little mitts squeezing her motherly puppies.

Are we jealous of the opposable thumbs of this beautiful woman clenched around her boobtastic goodness? Damn straight we are. If there's any job we're qualified for, and, let's face it, there aren't many jobs we're qualified for, it's using our man paws to protect the mammarial region of the world's hottest women. What else can we do but keep applying for that job over and over again. It is a tough economy. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Bra and Panties Show for Victoria’s Secret Leaves Us Feeling Happy Broke

Yes, it's just a commercial. A photoshoot designed to get you the consumer to go online or call up Victoria's Secret and order a whole mess of little silky underthings because Aussie uber-sextastic lingerie model Miranda Kerr looks so effin' faptastic in these very same bits of clothing.

And, it works so damn well.

I'm not even a woman (not yet, not til they assure me that the new wave of artificial vaginas will contain Wi-Fi and the NFL Watch Anywhere package) and I'm already into three figures of shopping with V.S. just on my curent order. I keep thinking if I just buy every single bit of lingerie the company has to sell, that they will eventually have to remove the clothes right off of Miranda to ship them out to me. It's a longshot strategy at best, especially on a minimum wage (plus tips) salary here at Egotastic!, but I believe it's all about the execution. Plus, Miranda Kerr makes me stupid. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Black and White and Hot and Bothered in Russh Magazine

They say you can't go home again, I mean, somebody says that, and whoever they are, at least in my case, seems to be mistaking 'can't' with 'really don't want to', but, sometimes, it is true that the peeps who know you best are the ones where you come from, so not surprise that when Miranda Kerr returned to native Australia to shoot for Russh magazine, the outcome was a unique looking doozy.

Now, this is not the showiest we've seen the uber-sextastic Miranda, even in the past week alone, but anything Kerr is more than enough good looking waters to float our libidinal boats. We would very much like to take Miranda home with us, repeatedly, and with gusto. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Sextastic in Black and White and Blonde for Vogue Italia

Oh, sweet and blessed Miranda Kerr. How you do slay us.

While a bit artsy for our commoner  tastes, the uber-sextastic Aussie model appears covered topless in this month's edition of Vogue Italia, which I just so happened to maybe have purloined from the local ladies hair salon and which I just so happen to have managed to destroy with reflexive crumpling of the pages while perusing the super fine Miranda.

Miranda Kerr, hardly any clothes, and a blonde wig. That might just be a recipe for delicious disaster. Enjoy.

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