Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Slipping Nip in Braless Lacy High Fashion

Well, if there's something to be said for high fashion, like fancy meals at upscale restaurants, they don't give you much to work with. So what I'm sure was the rather expensive frock of Miranda Kerr at some fancy New York Fashion Week related event turned out to be rather sheer and lacy and see-through to the point that when Miranda lifted her arms for an adjustment, we got a nice sight of her braless chest, only partially covered by her haute couture.

Oh, uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr, how you do make us so pleasantly pleased with your glorious body you've been showing off more and more since cutting ties with Victoria's Secret. I don't know much about fashion, but I do know that I approve of this dress. Just keep your arms up Miranda. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More Topless ‘Goddesses’ for Interview Shoot

 

Whoa, my eyes! I mean that in the most wonderful way, not the ouch there's acid burning my retinas kind of way. Hardly acid, just pure sextastic courtesy of even more artistically delicious supermodel topless goodness in Interview magazine.

In this latest installment, we feast our peeps upon the bodily displays of Behati Prinsloo, Constance Jablonski, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Toni Garrn, and more supermodels, many of whom are flashing their ridiculously hot bare boobtastic for the benefit a cultural homage to something that is not as nearly quite important as the homage to female hotness. Wow. I do so love these pictures. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Topless and Hot Damn Blonde Farm Girl Fantasy for V Magazine!

 

Whoa. I need a moment to catch my breath. Miranda Kerr homaging 70's Italian porn star Cicciolina as a lingerie wearing farm girl flashing her beautiful breasts? It's as if V-magazine drilled into my libido one even when I slept and stole my very precise fantasy. Damn. I need another moment.

I really don't know how to express myself at this moment. It's a combination of lust, confusion, seeing the Matterhorn at Disneyland for the first time, being extremely jealous of that dude who used to make those Pirate movies. A whirlwind of emotions, most of which are probably best left to private time musings. I'm just so very happy today. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Covered Topless for Vogue

Miranda Kerr has been branching out since parting ways with Victoria's Secret, and, oh, how we'd love to play on her branches.

The uber-sextastic model is featured in the upcoming month's Vogue U.K. wearing but a bit of a fuzzy wrap to barely cover her extraordinarily hot body that we expect to see more of now that she's left her PG-rated merchandising hub. I can only count the days and minutes until Miranda branches out permanently from her foppish husband and decides to take her most ardent luster as her next all-over-body-admirer in person. If I'm not at the top of that list, I demand an audit! Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Black Tank Top and Shorts — Simple, But Smoking

I suppose you could say it's impossible for Miranda Kerr not to look smoking hot doing or wearing anything. And you'd be correct, sir. Here on the Egotastic visit to New York City this week we've come to notice a certain mugginess about the place that leads to the sight of sweaty ladyfolks. Two sides of the coin on this climatological phenomenon.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the downsides, but on the most definite upside is uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr dressed for summer in the Big Apple, showing off what it might be like to be her boyfriend taking her out on a picnic for the day. Something I intend to do the minute her current nuptials end to the foppish guy from Pirates. I've already packed the basket. Lots of oysters. Do they go bad? Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures? Yep, Sign Me Up

If you've got a publication called Body magazine, you sure as heck better be showing off the body of Miranda Kerr at some point. It's only one of the finest lean girl bodies on this planet. And I'm not saying that just to try and get into Miranda's pants. Though, if it were that simple, that'd be amazing.

Miranda Kerr knows how to wear a bikini. Or, in the best case, knows how to not wear one. Having moved on basically from her long time Victoria's Secret association, Miranda Kerr seems to have picked up right where she left off. Exhibiting her perfect form, with an alluring look, and a bikini you are just dying to help her get out of. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Doubles Down on the Cleavy Tight Dresses in The Big Apple

I feel like I'm counting the hours until our belusted uber-hottie Miranda Kerr is single once more. I don't mean to jinx her marriage to her foppish actor husband, but I'm feeling confident Miranda will one day soon be free of such matrimonial shackles and free to totally ignore me once more as a single woman.

And, what a woman indeed. Miranda took the time to give New Yorkers a doubly blessed view of her ridiculously hot body in not one, but two, figure hugging, cleavage revealing dresses. Like a big thank you to the Big Apple. And I'm sure it was much appreciated. I'm applauding here from 2,500 miles away. Miranda just gives me happy hands. Enjoy.