Egotastic
Oh, happy days. Dias de much feliz. As some of the most sextastic ladies in Hottieville appear quite unclothed in a dazzling pictorial ode to supermodels in Vogue Spain.
We start off with the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr flashing her bare MILFtastic buns, and move quickly on to Izabel Goulart looking all kinds of wicked hot, Polish supermodel Anja Rubik topless and lust inducing, and Windy City born Karlie Kloss flashing her funbags, among other heavenly treats in this truly thanksgiving worthy visual feast.
Sometimes, life can get complicated and overwhelming. But you look at the horn o' plenty hotties in this lineup and you realize just how simple it all is. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr Short Skirts Her Way Into Our Heart
We would follow Miranda Kerr to the end's of the earth, if one we got there, she was trapped up against the end wall and we just kind of kept pushing behind her. Not so much that we we're getting kind of rapey, but just enough to be like that guy in line at the grocery store who is unnaturally close to the hot woman ahead of him. And, by that guy, I mean me.
Miranda Kerr never hits the streets of New York without looking stylish, and when that stylish adds a little leg 'neath a short skirt to the mix that includes her uber-sextastic MILF looks, we get a nice kick in the pants. The fun kind of kick in the pants.
Oh, Miranda, someday, you will drop that foppish motorcycle riding husband of yours and we will make love in the back of our Subaru Forester like the planet depended on our intimate coupling for repopulation. Until then, we'll just keep trying to look up your skirt. It's a sign of affection. Enjoy.
'MEMBER WHEN HEIDI KLUM AND MIRANDA KERR WENT JOGGING TOGETHER?