Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Pictures May Signal Cleavetastic Heat for a Different Boss

Well, I'll have to dig a bit, but it looks like Miranda Kerr might already be branching out her unparalleled talents in swimsuit modeling, what with the recent announcement that she and Victoria's Secret would no longer be carrying on a committed relationship in that regard. And, well, good for Miranda I say. And most definitely good for us, if this is the shape, err, shapes of things to come.

Showing off her incredibly alluring allurement skills down in Florida, Miranda showed that even kept in a one-piece suit, she can still work the magic like just about no other. And, by magic, I mean the ability to make a cold shower seem like a soothing experience. For Miranda does inspire inopportune-moment blood flow. To the brain, naturally. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Tight Black Booty Dress and Tipsy for a Personal Fantasy

I'd be lying if I didn't cop to a dream where I run into Miranda Kerr whose a few sheets to the wind, but looking ever so hot in some leather outfit, crying about how her unemployed husband no longer wants to be with her in the evenings. She'll use some subtle Aussie term like 'be with her in the evenings' and I'll know exactly what that means. I'll hold her close and let her have a good cry, at least a minute or two before I ger her some tissue and offer up a practical solution to her ongoing basic human need for companionship. And, oh, how sweaty wild that solution will be.

Miranda Kerr inspires dreamers to dream. I like that about her. Also how hot she is and her amazing model body. All of the above. Enjoy.

Could This Be Miranda Kerr’s Final Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot?

Let's hope not. While we'll happily leer at Miranda Kerr in whatever skimpy clothing line she models for next, there's something synonymous about Miranda and Victoria's Secret that has kind of a synergistic awesomeness to it. They've done so much beautiful work together. But could this Spring Summer catalog shoot be Miranda's last shoot as an Angel for Victoria's Secret?

Well, the folks at V.S. say Miranda will definitely be back on a freelance basis for big events. But that all remains to be seen. So, for now, let us relish in the latest, perhaps the last time, we will see the uber-sextastic Aussie in her little fun time V.S. play-wear. Enjoy

Miranda Kerr Fired By Victoria’s Secret! Let’s Look At Her Nekkid Body of Work

 

To be fair, Miranda Kerr hasn't been fired by Victoria's Secret so much as word is out they will not be renewing her Angel contract when it comes up next month. There's rumors out the V.S. considers Miranda to be 'difficult', which seems to apply to every single top model in the world, but I guess when you can't come to terms on a new contract, it's something you bring out, as if most super hot, wealthy, world famous celebrities are low-maintenance.

Regardless, we suspect Miranda will not have a hard time finding a new job. I mean, my resume only says I like reading, travel, and looking at sextastic nekkid women, while Miranda's resume actually contains photos of her hotself nekkid. Advantage Miranda. On this day of her potential Victoria's Secret exodus, take a look at some of our favorite skin-baring Miranda Kerr photos. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Makes You Bonkers for Her Mangos

Shake, Miranda! Wait, that's me shaking from the sight of the uber-sextastic Aussie model in another innocent, but ever so hot photoshoot, this time for Mango's summer 2013 campaign.

I could watch Miranda Kerr take the garbage out in her housecoat and feel the pangs of millions of years of male instinct and evolution. But seeing her cheeky and hot in a bendy, preening kind of way. Well, I'm about to alter states once again. Everybody clear out. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Stretches for Reebok Hotness

While foppish husband Orlando is away in Turkey receiving accolades for whatever it is he does these days, I must admit to having some thoughts about heading over to the home of Miranda Kerr and pretending I'm the new manny, there to take care of the baby. Of course, taking care of that baby is going to require me to spend many many hours perusing Miranda's area of the home, her boudoir and changing areas, perhaps catching peeks and sneaks of one of the world's hottest women. I'd likely be arrested. But I'd be smiling in the cuffs.

I suppose any easier way to express my unbridled passions for Miranda is to gaze upon her flexible form in these Reebok ads, where the Australian model shows exactly how she would be standing in pose most of her waking hours if I had anything to say about it. So hot. I want that manny job! Enjoy.