Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Deliver a Heavenly Lingerie Competition to Heat Up Winter

Victoria's Secret is really cranking out the lingerie content this time of year, preparing for their biggest season of the year, Valentine's and into Spring. It's the high season for skimpy little nothings, and the pre-eminent lingerie brand has cranked up the steam and sweat (that would be our steam and sweat) with two amazing new catalog pictorials from Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel, the two giants in the V.S. lineup.

Now, with less than one month until Valentine's Day, we surely hope you've got your shizz starting to lineup, because you do know that there will be nookie in the final month of winter should you fail at this trite, but important annual ritual of giveness. So, get 'er done early, and, remember what Uncle Ego says, 'Actual results may vary' when transitioning lingerie off the bodies of Miranda and Candice and onto your squeeze. So, consider wisely. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr and More 2013 Golden Globe Awards After-Party Hotness

Let's be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night's 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we're on the 'watch list' at the front door.

The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.

Oh, Miranda Kerr, You Most Definitely Have to Put On That Red Dress Tonight

We're not ones to comment on fashion normally, seeing as we are pretty typical males who know little of the subject, but, we do know what we like. And we very much like the red body hugging dress Miranda Kerr obliged us oglers in yesterday in Los Angeles. Hard to describe really, so you just have to leer for yourself, at one of the world's hottest women donned in frock with little room for imperfection, as if any such flaw existed on Our Lady of the Sextastic.

What a world this would be if men dressed women, we would see such sights daily, I have no doubt. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Lingerie Pictures Set a New Standard in Silken Sextastic

Why not celebrate the lingerie hotness of Miranda Kerr on the final day of 2012, she's really helped to make this year one of the hottest on record. In fact, she's done that for the past few years now, both pre and post baby, just getting more and more amazingly alluring as time passes.

In her latest catalogue set for Victoria's Secret, Miranda Kerr shows why she's one of the highest paid lingerie models in the world, not to mention somebody I pay untold fortunes to each evening in my sleep just for the chance to snap her bra strap. Hey, we all got our subconscious fetishes to work out as we slumber. But just look at Miranda in her bra and panties and tell me you don't want to snap off something yourself. Powerful is the sextastic force within Miranda. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr And Her Bare Tummy Demand Some Serious Attention

It's a given that Miranda Kerr is simply one of the hottest women on the face of this planet (given by us at least after we've given it much though), and it is a given that celebrity photographer Terry Richardson is one of the luckiest bastards on the face of the planet because seemingly every week he gets some of the most sextastic women in the world to come start dancing around half-dressed in his studio or their hotel rooms while he takes pictures of them and has them wear his glasses. So, when the two forces combine, it is a given we will be sharing that product of photographic affection with you.

Miranda Kerr just exudes 'make babies with me' sensations that I'm quite certain that every man (and ever woman with a turkey baster) in our audience feels every time they see her. But the chance to get Miranda smiling and being goofy and showing off her taut MILFy midriff for some casual photos, well, it's just almost too much. This woman is wicked hot even with her clothes on, and that is a very dangerous thing. Enjoy.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Not Nearly as Sextastic as a Gallery Full of Victoria’s Secret Models

They aired the previously taped Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night on CBS, but we already brought you most of the good photos from the taping last month, and, let's be honest, as much as we respect the god-blessed work of the people at V.S. and really all lingerie makers everywhere, the show has become geared toward women more and more each year, as evidenced by the flowery costumes, dramatic staging, and inclusion of pop music stars. Honestly, when is the last time a man said he wished a hot model wore more feathers on the catwalk?

Still, while the show has gone Broadway, let us not forget the intensely sextastic underpinnings of the V.S. fashion line, that being, the literal angels who model the designs. From Miranda Kerr to Candice Swanepoel to Doutzen Kroes to Alessandra Ambrosio, some of the finest women don skimpy bits of silk and lace for the clothing retailer and we've capture a bunch of our favorites to share with you.

Rather than watch your DVR'd copy of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, peer through this gallery of some of the sexiest women on the planet in bras and panties and not much else. You'll thank me later. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Short Skirts Her Way Into Our Heart

We would follow Miranda Kerr to the end's of the earth, if one we got there, she was trapped up against the end wall and we just kind of kept pushing behind her. Not so much that we we're getting kind of rapey, but just enough to be like that guy in line at the grocery store who is unnaturally close to the hot woman ahead of him. And, by that guy, I mean me.

Miranda Kerr never hits the streets of New York without looking stylish, and when that stylish adds a little leg 'neath a short skirt to the mix that includes her uber-sextastic MILF looks, we get a nice kick in the pants. The fun kind of kick in the pants.

Oh, Miranda, someday, you will drop that foppish motorcycle riding husband of yours and we will make love in the back of our Subaru Forester like the planet depended on our intimate coupling for repopulation. Until then, we'll just keep trying to look up your skirt. It's a sign of affection. Enjoy.

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