Damn, Miranda Kerr is a good looking woman. Now that what’s his face is out of the picture, I really do believe it’s time for me to step in and provide my be fruitful and multiply skills to this woman for whom the entire planet would benefit from extensive offspring creation. The world only gets better looking if the good looking people like Miranda, and obviously me, start making many babies. Somebody’s got to compete with all the, what I like to call, ‘lessers’, who are humping like rabbits when the lighting gets less severe in the evenings.
Featured in the new edition of Harper’s Bazaar UK, Miranda shows exactly why if you lived with her, every time she popped out of her dressing room to ask you if she looked good in her outfit, you’d probably end up having sex. She always looks good in her outfit. Or not outfit. Damn, Miranda, call me now and let’s get to doing our part to keeping this planet blue and beautiful. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr seems to be doing fine. We just had to show you her full range of tanned and fine divorcee looks in the current edition of Vogue Spain, wherein the Aussie once-more single lady shows why see-through tops and being super good looking are enough to make any man weak in the knees.
When Miranda married, we were concerned. When she produced a child, I nearly cried. No, not out of joy. But the fact remains that the sextastic is a very powerful and all-abiding force in this universe. It’s far less fragile and fleeting as one might think. Girls like Miranda with the powers of uber lust inducement never really fade away, in most cases, life’s little hiccups only make them look that much better. Case in point, check out these photos of her Miranda’s sweet tempting funbags peeking through her tops. She’s not lost a single step. Enjoy.
Our friends at Tyler Durden opine that perhaps divorce isn’t quite as bad as it seems. Certainly not on the hot tanned body of Miranda Kerr who is showing off in Spanish Elle magazine. I’ll admit, I cried when she dumped that thespian fop. But they were mostly tears of joy.
Check out the see-through and bikini pictorial of the uber-sextastic MILF over on WWTDD.
Miranda Kerr seems to be doing alright as a single mom. I’m judging that entirely off how ridiculously amazing she looks in this Mario Testino shot topless and see-through racy goodness shoot for British GQ. Once you start getting caught up in all the gossip and relationship nonsense and all that blather, it’s easy to lose track of one simple and enduring fact — Miranda Kerr is simply one of the hottest photo subjects in the world. Throw in the fact that in the magazine she’s talking about how she digs and might consider getting cozy with other hot women in a romantic way, well, hello perfect object d’ lust.
The uber-MILFtastic Miranda hasn’t even hit her prime yet. At just 30, she has so many fine years of fineness before her. It’s scary to think she might be even more tingle-inducing in the future. But scary in a good way, like when you accidentally catch your friend’s mom coming out of the show when you’re in grade school. It happened to me. I’d call it scary great. Enjoy.
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Well, hello there lovely little Aussie lass. Miranda Kerr is featured in the latest edition of GQ UK and she’s looking mighty, well, nekkid. Which is about the best or near the best you can hope for with such a sextastic newly single woman.
Now, you know I didn’t gloat when Miranda and Orlando separated as I reluctantly and not so presciently forecast the minute they got married. Not a tough call. But I think I’m going to give Miranda a little room to get comfortable with her single self before I swoop in and show her what that bare sweet booty and see-through tank top is doing to my very soul at this moment. It’s like a tsunami meets a hurricane meets an earthquake of passion, with only myself to be potentially injured. Miranda Kerr is just so super MILFtastic, I want to scream. I am currently actually. Enjoy.
In case you were worried if Miranda Kerr would ever find a job again after Victoria’s Secret, um, yeah, worry no longer. That’s just crazy talk. Miranda has been triple booked since the day she cut ties with V.S., picking up modeling and endorsement deals for women’s apparel and accessories like I pick up so many debt collection notices from my mailbox each Tuesday. As in, a lot.
Miranda’s latest is her must-see commercial for Rebook. It might be Nike or Adidas actually, I can’t really pay attention to what she’s selling, just watching her coming home and stripping out of her clothes and into the shower. I think the commercial implies that her neighbors are peeking in her windows too, which makes this ad feel very real to me as I would do exactly that if I were her neighbor. I’d probably watch her unoccupied couch for at least four hours a day, just because she once sat on it. Being a pervert is somewhat time consuming, but it’s an affordable hobby. Enjoy.
Anybody who thought Miranda Kerr wasn’t going to get a million and one modeling gig offers the minute she parted ways with Victoria’s Secret clearly hasn’t been experiencing an erection lasting five years since first laying eyes upon her. She’s got the goods to sell the shizz out of underwear. Other things we don’t care about as much as well.
Wonderbra snapped up the bodily assets of Miranda Kerr to pimp their goose holders. They could not have made a wiser choice. The modestly bosomed Miranda instantly becomes a cleavetastic wonder thanks to the miracle of modern ladies support. I’m imagining their lovely descent once she removes the bra to remind me that it’s my half-birthday and she has a present for me. It could happen. Anything can happen on a half-birthday. Enjoy.