Egotastic
Let's be real. Valentine's Day is the single worst day of the year for the male of our species, not including dates scheduled for prostate exams or colonoscopies I suppose, but a very close second to those invasive procedures. We need not get into the entire history of the made-up holiday, or how modern times have seen the celebration of romance turn into some type of emotional obstacle course for men in pleasing their mates, but suffice it to say, unless you are most definitely getting laid tonight, just close your eyes and wait for it to be over (which isn't bad advice as well if you are getting laid, depending on your choice of partners).
There's really only one way to save my own Valentine's Day today, and that is if uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr will agree to be my Valentine's.
Yes, Miranda, I know that you're married, and a mom, and I'm not asking you to forsake any of that, really, at least not for more than thirty minutes or so comprising one minute of dedicated foreplay, followed by twenty-nine minutes of me trying to run the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody through my brain so I don't end our passionate coupling prematurely. It could be so wonderful, Miranda. Dirty, naughty, and wrong, but ever so wonderful.
Check out the tribute gallery to Miranda Kerr lingerie hotness and see the well from whence my personal lust doth spring.
Miranda Kerr Bikini Booty Pictures Are More Than Enough to Make Us Tingle
Trust me when I tell you this is Miranda Kerr on the beach in Malibu looking like a spy on the shores of some distant land, trying to avoid our telescopic lenses. Only, we don't use our scopes on rifles, just on the end of our long lust devices, aimed at celebrity hotness wherever and whenever we find it, and in whatever position.
In this case, Miranda's MILFtastic bottomside, changing out of her beach dress for a little booty reveal. Some would say this isn't much, we would say give us Kerr asscheek and a six-pack of Mickey's Big Mouths and we have a pleasant evening already lined up.
Miranda Kerr anything for the win. Enjoy.