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Kim Kardashian, Alice Eve, Minka Kelly Among Hotties Pimping Valentino at Store Opening

I'm quite certain that my invitation to the fancy Valentino event last night in Beverly Hills got lost in the mail. Surely, I'm on the mailing list for all high end fashiony events. Or perhaps somebody has leaked out the secret that I do most of my shopping at Target, on the sale racks, with my Amazon local discounts printed out on recycled paper. Hey, you can't get six pairs of gym socks for $9 with the Valentino label sewn in.

Regardless, a number of Hollywood hotties did receive the invitation to pimp out the high-end brand last night, including Kim Kardashian, who we begrudgingly must admit dolls up extremely nice, Spanx and all, Alice Eve who was all kinds of see-throughish, Ciara, who has one of the more underrated best bodies in Tinsel Town, Minka Kelly, who can't seem to act, but can seem to be super hot, and Aussie sextastic, Teresa Palmer, the hot blonde from, well, a ton of movies, who played that role as well at last night's event. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan and Minka Kelly Head Up Red-Dressed Hotties at Heart Truth’s Benefit

Now, you know I'm not big on artistic themes when it comes to the presentation of the celebrity sextastic; just lay it out there simple and bare, that works for me pretty much all the time. But, once in a while, a theme goes come along that gets the old fantasy strings a tugging, and, well, we have to give it up for the folks at Heart Truth and their Red Dress Collection event each February. It's a cavalcade  of scarlet hotties each winter, each trying to be redder and hotter than the next.  

This year's list of Red Dress babes included a skin flashing Rose McGowan, ever hot Minka Kelly, veteran model Rebecca Romijn, and seemingly eternal blonde squeeze, Christie Brinkley. Yes, it was a night to see red until you were blue in the ... well, you get the idea. Enjoy.

 

Minka Kelly and Ashley Tisdale In Post Salon Blow-Out Hotness Battle

Hotness, thy name is the hair salon.

By way of disclosure, let me first say that I have never ever paid more than $12 in my life for a haircut and I'm not afraid to use coupons. And that the person who usually cuts my hair does not speak my language, nor do I speak her language, but, for a woman born with two left hands, literally, she does not do a terrible job. My time in 'salons' is brief, urgent, and somewhat like walking through the haunted house of your neighbor who thinks that jumping out from behind a doorway and screaming is somehow frighteningly ghoulish.

But you know who does look hot after leaving the slightly more expensive salon? Well, last night it was Minka Kelly and Ashley Tisdale, two women who make the gentleman oglers give up an involuntary and completely anatomically natural 21-gun salute during even the most inauspicious of occasions. Both these girls names appear in my hope chest as I can not but dream of hopefully seeing their chests, bare as are my feelings toward these two hotties.

And, no, I don't necessarily want a girlfriend who spends more on her hair than I do on my rent, car, and food each month, but when they look like Minka and Ashley, well, just be real, you'd sell your left grape and your grandma just for one night of unbridled motel room passion letting. Enjoy.

Amber Heard Flashes Cleave; Minka Kelly Remains Super Hot, at Art of Elysium Gala

We'd be remiss if we didn't share photos of our favorite Sapphic hottie, Amber Heard, who brought some pushed-up cleavage to bear at the Art of Elysium annual fundraiser gala this past weekend, a new January tradition that brings together some serious celebrity hotties including on-again Jeter girlfriend, Minka Kelly, the MILFtastic Ali Larter,  our boobtastic favorite Eva Amurri, Odette Yustman, and Abigail Spencer, all decked out, flaunted out, and on parade for a wonderful cause, that being to be ogled by the leering set like ourselves. All that hotness and an open bar. Enough said. Enjoy.

 

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Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor Caught Kissing on Set of Charlie’s Angels

Do you by any chance love seeing hot celeb girls making out? Yeah, I thought so.

Captured without any production cameras rolling, Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor locked lips on the television remote production set for the Charlie's Angels reboot, causing a stir among the onlookers, not to mention a stir in my... well, I need not go there. Now, granted, this is likely some kind of warmup for some scene or perhaps a goof, but it's no joke to my fragile libido when two super hotties like Minka and Rachael get to girl-on-girling. Sapphic love is the most tender in the world, so tender, I'm often willing to pay to watch it. Now, that is special. Enjoy.

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Minka Kelly Straddles Her Watercraft on Set of Charlie’s Angels

With The Playboy Club gonzo after just three weeks of the new television season, I'm really hoping that Charlie's Angels can hold on, if not for the show itself, for the delightfully delicious production shots of the Angels, most notably, Minka Kelly, who's been running, jumping, and kickboxing in dresses and bikinis on set the past few months. Now, to that action adventure hotness resume, you can add jet-skiing, and, of course, just looking all around super sextastic. I'd like Minka investigate me in a few places, if you know what I'm talking about.

Keep up the stunt work, Ms. Kelly, you're providing a great service. Enjoy.