Milla Jovovich

Milla Jovovich Hot, Almost Nekkid, and Talking Weed in Maxim Australia

Talk about the perfect stoney girlfriend. Exotic looking hottie thespianic Milla Jovovich almost gets bare, and definitely gets sextastic in this month's Maxim Australia, flashing her au natural body and getting chatty about her extensive cannabis experiences as a youngster. While we can't encourage the use of mind altering substances, we can most definitely encourage the leering of body altering views of this passion inducing veteran actress.

Blunts and babes, this is a trend we could fully support. Enjoy.

84th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet Arrivals: Just the Hotties

The hotties are here!  The hotties are here!

Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz, Stacy Keibler, and many more...

Academy Award Red Carpet Arrivals as they come in from in front of the Kodak theater. Keep checking back throughout the day as the line of Hollywood's sexiest comes down the scarlet walkway decked out to be ogle. Enjoy.

Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, and Edita Vilkeviciute Get Topless Behind the Scenes of the Pirelli Calendar Shoot (VIDEO)

 

Last year, we were warned by Pirelli they might be shutting down their annual hot celeb girls calendar, but it came back with a monster bang-diddy-bang for 2012, and barring the predictive accuracy of the Mayan sun priests, we should be good for several more calendars to come. 

Take a leer, I mean, you really must, behind the scenes of the topless delights of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, and, my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, as they journey through the complex engineering of a topless island girl photoshoot. It really is quite the fun adventure. Enjoy.

Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich Get Topless for Vanity Fair

 

Nothing wrong with a magazine celebrating the New Year with some topless photos of Kate Moss, Milla Jovovich and a couple other local to The Boot actresses, so we applaud Vanity Fair Italy for bringing a little boobtastic sunshine to our return to work day. Enjoy.

2012 Pirelli Calendar Features Hot Nekkid Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Lara Stone

 

Honestly, how happy am I today? I thought the Pirelli Calendar had jumped the shark last year with it's pretty lame Karl Lagerfeld photoshoot and artsy-fartsy costumed girl presentations. I thought it was dead dead. But like a super hot zombie girl risen from the dead you can't help but make sweet sexy love to, the Italian tire manufacturer's annual private calendar is back, and back in a big way. With photog Mario Sorrenti at the helm, the 2012 edition of the iconic calendar has gone full nekkid sextastic, with the likes of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Isabeli Fontana, and (my future wife) Edita Vilkeviciute dropping their drawers and oiling up for an Italian photoshoot extraordinaire. 

Today, is a day to be very happy in celebration of a re-invigorated Pirelli calendar. Enjoy.

(Thanks to EgoReader 'Steve R.' among others who alerted us to the release of the calendar.)

Milla Jovovich 2012 Campari Calendar Mixes Trippy Hotness with the Mayan Apocalypse

I suppose if you follow the Mayan forecasts pretty strictly, this will be the last year you will ever need to purchase a new calendar. Campari took this morose theme to the limits by mixing Milla Jovovich, some trippy art work, and the Central American natives' prediction of Apocalypse in 2012 to create one of the more memorable date planners for the coming year (though this is purely a promotional calendar).

I'm not sure I'd file these monthly shots of Milla under the fappable category, but perhaps 'unforgettable'. I kind of like wacky interpretive art, in fact, that was basically my trumped up JuCo major. Enjoy.

Musket Firing

Milla Jovovich sexes up a slinky dress. (Celebuzz)

Kristen Stewart gets all done up. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively beard services are no longer needed. (FoxNews)

Kristin Cavallari gets intercepted. (TMZ)

Elisabetta Canalis abs are ridonkulous. (DrunkenStepfather)

The next Batman movie looks awesome. (CollegeHumor)

A rare glimpse of Megan Fox, released in the wild. (Popoholic)

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