Egotastic
It's so effin hot in Los Angeles today that Kim Kardashian's butt fat is melting down into her cankles. That's hot. I am simply refusing to leave an air-conditioned space for more than the time it takes to run and get beer from the corner package store. Even the theater is too much this weekend, which is why if you're smart, like I wish I were, you'll pay attention to this week's Mr. Skin Minute with sixty seconds of the best in skinema on DVD.
This week's MSM includes a look at the only nekkid scenes of Milla Jovovich from Resident Evil, Lucy Lawless and Viva Bianco sharing a bath in Spartacus Vengeance, and a 3-D take on Kate Winslet nekkid in Titanic.
(And don't forget to get your annual subscription to Mr. Skin to get it all, ALL, MOFO!)
Milla Jovovich Bikini Pictures For Some Hot Mommy Hawaiian New Year Goodness
While time and mommyhood have taken some toll on our long-standing veteran model and actress hottie Milla Jovovich, our lust for the sci-fi movie bad-arse princess still runs deep, and even deeper so on days we get to see her in a white bikini on the beaches of Hawaii.
Granted, the mom-sized bikini covers up much of the petite sized Milla, but we can use our imaginations to add some more skin, maybe a gun, some clips, some grenades, and a whole lot of end-of-the-world type sexual desire whenever we ogle Milla. For those of you who dig au natural beauty, check out Milla Jovovich and see if you don't feel some unnatural reactions coming on when Milla MILF prances across the sandy shores of the 50th state. Enjoy.
MILLA CAN DROP HER TOP AND FLIP THE BIRD WITH THE BEST OF THEM