Yep, I said it.
It's not curvy or spongy soft or bodacious, but young Miley Cyrus has Pilates and cigarette-smoked her way into one definitely ogle-worthy tight slender body. I think she's perhaps past Ashley Tisdale for one of our favorite little girl minx gym rats.
For all we appropriately chide Miley for her musical intonations and for her lifestyle choices, the little spastic girl from Hannah Montana is working herself into a nice young woman's body. See, we can be nice! Enjoy.
Back on American soil after visting her future ex-husband's homeland of Australia, Miley Cyrus headed back to the recording studios in Burbank yesterday to create much more of her gravel-voiced popstick music, which will make the little girls who consume her auto-tuned dance sing-a-longs quite happy, and for us ogling gents, a chance to see her fine little form back in fishnets and boots strutting the boulevard around the place where she makes her audible magic.
Like it or not, Miley is a true American treasure. A homegrown minx who embodies much that the U.S.A. has to offer -- stardom, exhibition, popular music, and a whole lot of skin. Enjoy.
What's a young Tennessee girl to do when she's 19 and engaged to an Australian actor boy? Well, strap on a short tight boobtastic dress and attend the Australian Film Awards, that's what.
Miley Cyrus dazzled with her brief little dress last night on the red carpet at the Australian Film Awards, where the little pop star minx translated her American showiness to Down Under flashes that put the local paparazzi into quite a tizzy. And, we say, good on you, Miley. She's been working that body in commando Pilates nearly every day to perfect her shape, so, show it off. And, more please. Enjoy.
Hey, when it's the Cyrus family, you never know what the appropriate dress code might be for a day out on the town shopping and a little lunch at Paty's (my own hangout from time to time) in Toluca Lake.
So, Miley Cyrus appears to have decided that commando was the proper option, braless beneath her form fitting half shirt top and what most definitely appears to be underground commando as well when we snuck a peek at her buttockal cheeks poking out of her Daisy Dukes.
While others might chastize Miley for her public displays of indecent exposure, and while we certainly have spent many a' night imagining spanking her bare bottom, we have nothing but praise for the open air ogling views this young diva provides on a regular basis. She just wants to be like Eve in the Garden, and, from the looks of it, her garden is trimmed pretty neatly. Enjoy.
Check out X17Online for the complete story on Miley's bare tummy day out on the town.
Ruh-roh. What you can't see in these otherwise sextastic Miley Cyrus bikini photos from a Miami hotel pool is a dude named Cheyne Thomas, a long time 'male friend' of Miley's, who is making all sorts of intimate googly eyes at the bikini-clad gravel-voiced diva as they swam closely together in the pool. Meanwhile, the new Miley Cyrus fiance was out on some movie set in L.A. while the twinkling of his new betrothed lady was going down in the wet environs.
Now, we can all do the refrain that this other dude 'is just a friend', but anybody who's been a 19-year old dude with a hot female friend who wants to hang out in a pool and your hotel room while her boyfriend is out of town.. let's get real. Poor poor Liam, or whatever his stupid face is. Now that I think about it, who cares? We got hot Miley Cyrus bikini pictures! Enjoy.
Married, single, engaged, or unattached, you will never stop Miley Cyrus from flashing her underwear, or on days she's going commando, even a bit less.
Clothes are but a nuisance to this country girl turned gravel-voiced pop music star. She does not like clothing. Doesn't seem to spend too much on fashion ever, doesn't seem to like to wear much ever. And for this, well, gosh darnit, we've got to salute Miley for being a girl after our own hearts. Who doesn't want a girlfriend who doesn't give a crapola about shopping and mostly just likes to walk around half-nekkid, or, as she did this morning, flashing her bright bra left and right and then left again as she danced through the New Orleans Airport.
And, yeah, we looked. And we likely won't ever stop. Enjoy.
Egotastic
Miley Cyrus Skateboards In Shorts With a Dose of Red Bra Flashes
Not exactly Tony Hawk, then again, never wanted to see Tony flashing his red bra and shorts on his board before, so I give one big ups to Miley Cyrus, who at 19 is already a multi-millionaire, worked herself into one sweet tight body, a public exhibitionist, and I suppose about to get married soon, and, now, teaching herself to skateboard down the fair streets of the City of Angels.
The little gravel-voiced singer from Tennessee has a lot going on. And we're ogling most all of it. Enjoy.
ON THE OCCASION MILEY WEARS A BRA, SHE DOES LIKE YOU TO SEE