Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Puts the Raunchy Bang in Bangerz Tour Kicking Off in Vancouver

I'll say this for Miley Cyrus, she knows how to get attention. Sure, there have been kids since kindergarten acting up in class trying to get noticed, and they're mostly pretty darn annoying, but how many of them have turned their need for attention into a media empire? That's right, Miley and a couple others in this entire world. So, maybe a bit over the top and kind of skeezy, or, in the case of her stage show antics in kicking off her Bangerz Tour, quite skeezy, but everybody is looking. And when people look in her business, the rewards follow.

Miley struck many memorable poses in the Canuckian town of Vancouver over the weekend. Some straight out of Backdoor Teen Mom type positioning, others her more traditional booty bending and twerking with various furries and simulated sex with a guy dressed like one of our past Presidents. It's all heavily designed to bring in those eyeballs, and to Miley's credit, it's not like she's playing the roadside truckstop in Tennessee. She's selling out arenas. To the victor goes the spoils, and our leering eyes this morning. She has reached a new level of something or other. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany Bare Funbag Top Redux

 

It's been a week since we've first laid peeps on Miley Cyrus topless in the Mario Testino shoot for Vogue Germany. Thanks to EgoReader 'Julien' we have a high-res take-two look at this rather monumental photospread of Miley Cyrus topless for the second time ever, and the second time this month.

Say what you will about the mischievous pop star, but she's putting her money, err, her body where her mouth is. She's not just talking the talk, she's taking her clothes off for magazine pictorials and showing off everything she's got. Well, most everything. For this, we humbly stand and applaud. The world needs more celebrities like Miley Cyrus. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless, Cindy Crawford Covered Nekkid, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipple Show Highlight the Epic W Magazine Pictorial

 

I know people make fun of me for my vast women's magazine subscriptions. Go on, chuckle, just like the middle school skate gang that terrorizes me outside my own stoop when I go to retrieve my lady journals. But who has the last laugh when the very first Miley Cyrus topless pictures show up in W Magazine, along with Lara Stone topless, Miranda Kerr barely covered nekkid in the bed, and Cindy Crawford, well, damn. Oh, why not throw in Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through bra, Vanessa Hudgens different looking hotness, Milla Jovovich stunning, Rita Ora biting on a bed sheet, and Ciara looking boudoir sextastic.

It's only one of the finest magazine photo spreads ever. Certainly monumental, epic, and initiating the clarion call for a little private time viewing. Yep, who's laughing now Mr. Postman, old neighbor lady, skate kids, and mom? You've had your fun belittling me through the years. I'll take my topless wicked hot celebrity photos and my perfume samplers, thank you very much. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Topless Teats Flaunted Once More in Vogue Germany

 

Another day, another bit of Miley Cyrus finally showing off her chest bare and square. No music video hidden tricks here, just a whole lot of clear views of Miley's perky pair on the pages of Vogue Germany. We'll look to get you better photos, but for now, take in the world's most popular music star flaunting her forlorn sexuality on the pages of this European fashion magazine.

Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, she's no tease, like some other pop music artists we know. She puts her mammies where her mouth is. When she says she's not shy, she's shows she's not shy. Good for you, Miley. Good for us. Good for the planet. I'm still not buying any of your craptastic double-entendre auto-tuned songs, but I will defend you and your boobtastic on this very day. Enjoy.

(P.S. Thanks to a million and one of our favorite readers for the head's up on Miley's tops-off.)

Miley Cyrus Topless Outtake from W Magazine (Are These Miley’s Sweet Teats?)

 

Well, you never quite know about these topless outtakes, but I'm willing to go with this visual notion of Miley Cyrus topless in a quite delicate black and white photo from her recently covered nekkid photo spread in W magazine. I'd like to give a conditional 'woohoo' for some petite but perfect knockers.

At this point we've seen so much of Miley, I'm still trying to puzzle piece together her nekkid body from all photos of the pop diva taken from at least age of 18 onward flashing various top and bottom body parts. Thanks to a bunch of you for sharing this photo of Miley and what appears to be her first legit glamour photo. But, you never know, do you? This is why I stamp all the topless photos with my authentic mark of human tears. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slipping and Covered Nekkid and Oddly Shorn in W Magazine

This is an odd one indeed. I can't tell what is tricks of the camera and what is post, but Miley Cyrus looks little like Miley Cyrus in this definitely worth checking out pictorial in the upcoming edition of W magazine. She's definitely nekkid save for a few accessories keeping her modesty, such as it is. But she also looks a tad like Space Miley, come from distant galaxies to get her party-on maybe since she's told us she can't stop.

My feelings are confused, which is unusual for me when looking at a girl without many clothes on. I'm typically more narrow of focus and pure of heart toward prurient interests. This one I have to think about, even as I realize the doctors say that thinking is not so good for my kind of brain. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Unplugged in a Bikini With a Horse and Madonna

I must admit. I probably won't be adding Miley Cyrus with her horse and Madonna to my MTV Unplugged collection next to Nirvana and Eric Clapton. I could change my mind someday, but I'm going to guess not. Nevertheless, the world's most popular pop star took to the stage on Sunset Blvd. for a recording with MTV for their long-running, previously sort of musically-respected Unplugged series.

She definitely put on a show. It was memorable. There was skin. Along with a whole bunch of cowboy and country music twangs that made sense to somebody somewhere. I recommend looking. I can't necessarily recommend the listen. Art is really in the eye of the beholder, sort of like the sextastic. Enjoy.