Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Topless Teats Flaunted Once More in Vogue Germany

 

Another day, another bit of Miley Cyrus finally showing off her chest bare and square. No music video hidden tricks here, just a whole lot of clear views of Miley's perky pair on the pages of Vogue Germany. We'll look to get you better photos, but for now, take in the world's most popular music star flaunting her forlorn sexuality on the pages of this European fashion magazine.

Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, she's no tease, like some other pop music artists we know. She puts her mammies where her mouth is. When she says she's not shy, she's shows she's not shy. Good for you, Miley. Good for us. Good for the planet. I'm still not buying any of your craptastic double-entendre auto-tuned songs, but I will defend you and your boobtastic on this very day. Enjoy.

(P.S. Thanks to a million and one of our favorite readers for the head's up on Miley's tops-off.)

Miley Cyrus Topless Outtake from W Magazine (Are These Miley’s Sweet Teats?)

 

Well, you never quite know about these topless outtakes, but I'm willing to go with this visual notion of Miley Cyrus topless in a quite delicate black and white photo from her recently covered nekkid photo spread in W magazine. I'd like to give a conditional 'woohoo' for some petite but perfect knockers.

At this point we've seen so much of Miley, I'm still trying to puzzle piece together her nekkid body from all photos of the pop diva taken from at least age of 18 onward flashing various top and bottom body parts. Thanks to a bunch of you for sharing this photo of Miley and what appears to be her first legit glamour photo. But, you never know, do you? This is why I stamp all the topless photos with my authentic mark of human tears. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slipping and Covered Nekkid and Oddly Shorn in W Magazine

This is an odd one indeed. I can't tell what is tricks of the camera and what is post, but Miley Cyrus looks little like Miley Cyrus in this definitely worth checking out pictorial in the upcoming edition of W magazine. She's definitely nekkid save for a few accessories keeping her modesty, such as it is. But she also looks a tad like Space Miley, come from distant galaxies to get her party-on maybe since she's told us she can't stop.

My feelings are confused, which is unusual for me when looking at a girl without many clothes on. I'm typically more narrow of focus and pure of heart toward prurient interests. This one I have to think about, even as I realize the doctors say that thinking is not so good for my kind of brain. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Unplugged in a Bikini With a Horse and Madonna

I must admit. I probably won't be adding Miley Cyrus with her horse and Madonna to my MTV Unplugged collection next to Nirvana and Eric Clapton. I could change my mind someday, but I'm going to guess not. Nevertheless, the world's most popular pop star took to the stage on Sunset Blvd. for a recording with MTV for their long-running, previously sort of musically-respected Unplugged series.

She definitely put on a show. It was memorable. There was skin. Along with a whole bunch of cowboy and country music twangs that made sense to somebody somewhere. I recommend looking. I can't necessarily recommend the listen. Art is really in the eye of the beholder, sort of like the sextastic. Enjoy.

Paula Patton, Taylor Swift, and Shannon Elizabeth Led List of Hotties at Pre-Grammys Salute to Something

Honestly, there were so many pre-Grammy parties over the weekend, it's impossible to keep track. They all honored somebody or something very worthy I'm certain. I know the chicken was overcooked at most events and it was impossible to get a drink or three. Still, the hotties came out which means our periscopes were raised, both literally and figuratively, including this Industry Icons event where Paula Patton, Shannon Elizabeth, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and many others came out to show off their cleavage, the best cause of all really.

As much as I lambaste awards season, it is also high season for decked out sextastic celebrities. If that's your thing, it's one of mine, then this is your high season as well. And you didn't even have to pay $500 a ticket to get that bad chicken. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Miley Cyrus Topless, Tila Tequila Nekkid, Bridget Moynahan Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Editor's note: Some of the media previously associated with this post has been removed at the request of the photographer. Namely, the Miley Cyrus topless photo. Read into that as you wish as to the authenticity of that particular photo.

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Reader Finds is nothing if not controversial. When it began back in the turn of the last century, there were riots, broken windows, and many curse words that make no sense in our modern culture thrown about, like 'You're knuckles!'. See, no sense. Well, today, there's been a large number of you sending in this newly uncovered Miley Cyrus topless photo from her Brian Bowen Smith photoshoot, some of which photos appeared in Maxim magazine, though certainly never this topless image. At the time, our CSI community team thought it likely fraudulent, now, hmm, not so sure. It certainly looks like the little funbags of the pop diva in an outtake. So, I'd say, delight in it, but keep a grain of salt nearby.

This week's Reader Finds also includes Nina Agdal bikini cleavetastic in new Chilean beer ad (muchos gracias to EgoReader 'Pablo'), McKayla Maroney posing on a balance beam (many thanks to 'Richard'), Daisy Lowe sextastic in her crazy hot Greg Williams shoot (contributed by 'Ian K.'), AnnaSophia Robb wicked hot in portrait (delivered by 'Waxy'), Paulina Porizkova topless and skinny onscreen (kudos to 'Barry' for 90's film find), Salma Hayek topless in her classic Desperado (pure straight lust crafted by 'Leese'), Keeley Hazell topless in her teen debut days (crazy good Hazell hotness via 'Lovin'), Rachel Bilson featuring McKayla Maroney again on set (oh, what a threesome we could make, thank 'Tisch'), delicious Rachel McAdams in her undies in About Time (damn, I dig Rachel, thanks 'Ben'), Elizabeth Berkley boobtastic in Any Given Sunday (I'd forgotten about these goodies from 'Stephen'), French hottie Lea Seydoux topless in skinema (merci to a contributing 'Dave H.'), Anna Falchi mighty bare silver screen hooters (transmitted by 'Declan'), Tila Tequila nekkids in a streaming show of a few years back (before sex tapes existed delights by 'Decon'), Playmate Jessa Hinton cleavetastic selfie (DDang done by 'Scott'), Bridget Moynahan topless in a Jarl Alexandre Ale de Basseville photoshoot in black and white (the first Mrs. Brady's funbags, six points! from a whole bunch of you who sent this in including 'Rich'), Julie Delpy very French and topless onscreen (faptastic Frenchies from 'Amy F.') Madonna topless in Truth or Dare book outtakes (Material Girl mams via 'Carson T.'), Giada de Laurtentiis cleavetastic in a bikini (oh, girls who can cook with boobs, yum by 'Kreigs'), former Jenner girlfriend Bryana Holly topless modeling pictures (many thanks  to 'Chris' for the views), Lindsey Vonn peek-a-boo down blouse (Olympic sized props to 'Kevin'), Brooklyn Decker nip slip (delights courtesy of 'Tbest'), and last but certainly not least, Nadine Leopold, my new Austrian teen girlfriend flashing her panties (great windup from 'Snead'). Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip Foretells of a Great Week Coming

I'm not one to read too much into the tea leaves or follow the horoscopes, but when I see Miley Cyrus nipple peeking out from betwixt her fingers, I know exactly what that means. We have some epic visual times coming this week. Not that we don't have happy happy joy joy each week, but something in the nipple slipping winds has me super jazzed for the next turn 'round the bend.

So, join me if you will. Sneak a peek at Miley's headlight beaming out in this outtake from a Rankin photoshoot for You magazine and see if you don't feel your own Spidey senses set to tingle mode. Consider this part of your Egotastic! training. Sense the Force. Enjoy.