A solid charitable cause and even more solid rockstar hot sextastic celebrities showing off their wares at the amfAR Gala in Los Angeles last night. Wow, talk about everybody showing up in their finest and tiniest.
I think it’s fair to say Miley Cyrus stole the show in her Craigslist Casual Encounters dress that barely covered her nipples, let alone much else. Not far behind in exhibitionism was Rihanna was pasties keeping some slight modesty, Lauren Cohan and her mega pillows of joy pushed up toward the sky, Kat Dennings so hot, Alessandra Ambrosio, and more. I know it’s probably not appropriate to be non-stop hitting on girls at an AIDS research event, but had my invitation not got lost in the mail, I’m sure I would have had difficult doing otherwise. Just so much celebrity skin live and in person. Wow. I’m guessing donations went well. Enjoy.
I suppose if Aussie Iggy Azalea is going to roam the streets of America flashing her coochie cleft, it’s only fair that Miley Cyrus take her crotch flashing show to Australia to give the good folks of Sydney a solid view of her leotard sucked up into her lady nest. That’s the type of free trade you don’t hear discussed much in Washington, but it really is the most important.
Miley has turned flashing her lower parts into something of a fine art along her Bangerz tour, though every now and then you can just tell she’s putting a little more oomph into exposing her nether regions. I can’t imagine the tween girls of Australia will soon forget this performance. It’s kind of like attending a sex ed class set to music, or whatever you might call Bangerz. Miley, once again, you have raised the bar for all other pop divas. Or lowered the bar I suppose if you were to take an unnecessarily moral stance. Either way, thank you for being on the forefront of public displays of crotch. Enjoy.
The ever provocative Miley Cyrus decided to let her funbags out for some air on a hotel balcony in Sydney, Australia. The sexy pixie whipped off her top in full view of the paps so that they could get some nice clear shots of her lady plums. Say what you want about about Miley, she knows how to give her fans what they want to see. I’ve always thought Miley had a delightful rack. They are just so darn pert and fun. They are the kind of boobies you want to go out on the town with and do shots until the wee hours. Miley was also wearing a pair of short shorts, because Miley hates clothes, and her splendid little tight booty peek-a-booed out of the bottom of them.
The butt that launched a million twerks is extraordinary. If they gave out a Nobel Prize for achievements in booty, Miley would surely win for what she’s done to advance that field.
I suppose for Miley Cyrus half-dressed is more dressed than normal, a nice way to honor the Sydney Opera House and her performance there for the pop music and crotch-viewing loving people of Australia. I’m not sure where Miley Cyrus finds all her crotch hungry leotards, but she has quite the collection for her tour in various shapes and colors and designs.
In between her rather notorious party schedule, Miley has been hitting the Pilates pretty hard, earning the right to show off her legs and thighs and hips and shorn public area, all quite fat free and toned from sweating to the oldies. I can’t say I’m not admiring, even if the thought of listening to her lip-synch for 90 minutes to heartfelt auto-tuned ballads gives me a pain in the down unders. Miley has made it work. It’s hard not to admire her success. Or her waxed appendages. I doth leer. Enjoy.
I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not exactly sure what I’m looking at in terms of Miley Cyrus sucking her orange body suit up into her lady cavity down Rio way on her Bangerz tour. There’s a little bit of shadow and stage lighting effect that makes it seem like Miley’s gone completely cooch hungry and showing off in Brazil where such things are considered more artistic and perhaps less illegal than here in the States. Suffice it to say, I think this goes beyond anything Jim Morrison got busted for during his drugged up public exhibitions.
Miley really is owning the globe now with her mini circus show and her revealing costumes and pre-fabbed songs and running around the stage showing off her every part. It’d be easy to mock it, but it’s been wildly successful. So I guess you can still mock it and Miley can still not care because she takes home a piece. And shows off many pieces on stage. And everybody there seems to be reveling in her silly excess, so, I say, no harm, no foul. Though I would like a better diagnosis on what I’m seeing in this photo. Enjoy.
Jasmine Tridevil has three boobs, at best, you have two. She wins, sort of. (WWTDD)
Jennifer Lopez‘s sheer bodysuit reminds us she’s still very much hot. (Huffington Post)
Claudia Galanti‘s cleavage can be seen from space. (Hollywood Tuna)
Got a case of the Mondays? Check out Emanuela De Paula in a bikini and cheer up! (Popoholic)
Selena Gomez in pigtails AND a bikini? Hanukkah came early! (The Superficial)
This Alaskan news reporter quit on the air to go sell weed. (TMZ)
I’m not a big fan of these three wheeled cycles that Justin Bieber uses to terrorize civilians in multiple countries, but I suppose everything looks better with girls atop it. Miley Cyrus and friend (sister?) took her multi-wheeled motorcycle out for a spin in Beverly Hills just to make sure ample attention was paid. She went for the skimpy outfit as well not recommended by most motorcycle wardrobing advisors as to what happens to your skin should you suddenly and forcefully dismount your vehicle. Still, braless tops and shorts are what got Miley here, she’s not forsaking it now.
Technically, this is a lot of clothing for the pop diva who has set the mostly nekkid stage show and modeling standards of late. I’m not sure I’d want my $100 million petite object d’ investment riding around on a motorcycle in city traffic, even with an oversized helmet on. But kids need to let loose sometimes. Or, for Miley, pretty much all the time. It’s part of what makes her so appealing to America’s female youth. And prurient oglers such as myself. Enjoy.