Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Grabs Crotch During Bangerz Tour Stop in Milan

The incomparable Miley Cyrus once again made her daddy Billy Ray proud by repeatedly grabbing her crotch during a Bangerz tour stop in Milan. The scantily clad Miley pretended to flick the bean while writhing around on various set pieces. This was accompanied by a lot of her showing her lovely twerk machine. At one pint she even pulled the thin piece of fabric that separates her cheeks completely up her crack so that the audience could see the entirety of her booty. Say what you want about Miley Cyrus, she knows how to give her fans their money’s worth. People give Miley a lot of crap but I don’t see what the big deal is. If a young woman of her own free will wants to wear scandalous outfits and pretend to masturbate who am I to stop her? This is America after all. Isn’t Miley’s right to prance around in glittery unitards exactly what feminism has been fighting for all these years.

I couldn’t get tickets to Miley’s show when she came to town because they sold out in seconds. I have to content myself with seeing her fake rub one out in picture form. Sigh.

Miley Cyrus Super Extra Crotch Massaging in French Concert for the Holiday Weekend

Miley Cyrus is actually in the South of France, so I’m not sure they celebrate their memorial day in the same calendar fashion. Nevertheless, they do appreciate the international sign of friendship and peace as presented by Miley in concert and her constant grabbing, massaging, and pantomiming of the crotch. In the very least, Miley is corrupting the young girls of the world in equal measure, and what could be more egalitarian than that?

Miley Cyrus has most definitely raised the bar in the past year on revealing and mature themed stage antics. Say what you will about the former Hannah Montana, she’s forced every single other pop diva to strip off more clothes, flash more skin, and act more lascivious on stage. For that, we’d like to pin a medal on Miley. Just point to where you’d like to be pinned, Miley. Uh-huh, that was my guess too. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Kindly Fellates, Err, Inflates a Blow Up Doll on Stage

Well, I’m not sure why so many of you asked to see this, but, so be it. Here’s the pride of Tennessee, Miley Cyrus performing a bit of plastic fellations on a blow up doll during her London nightclub appearance the other evening. I’m no scientist, not licensed at least, but I’m going to surmise this isn’t Miley’s first blow up doll experience. She seems to have some experience in her pucker.

As always, I’m forced to give Miley credit for winning the attention game in the pop music world. Say what you want about how crude and simple it is, but if it were that easy, then everybody would be the most searched person of the year online. And they’re not. Sometimes, simple is genius. Not that I’m putting Miley in the genius category, though I’m sure her inflatable doll friend would argue she’s the bomb. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Backside and Frontside Fondling for London Nightclub Performance

Well, now you know the girls like to get a little playful when they perform the G-A-Y nightclub in London. A rite of passage that Miley Cyrus couldn’t possibly let herself fall into the moderate or tame category, so she hiked her unitard deep up into her nether regions and set about to sing her doleful melodies whilst diddling herself silly on stage.

I suppose this all falls under the category of performance art, though in many counties where I grew up this would have fallen under the categories of being arrested under the Jim Morrison provisions. Still, it’s swinging London, so Miley was swinging herself into the full-on stripper show category. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. In fact, upon triple inspection, I’d say there’s quite a few things going right. But I’ll let you be the judge of that. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip on Self-Posted Instagram (VIDEO)


Now here’s something a bunch of you noticed with your eagle eyes we can show you, Miley Cyrus nipple. Not really a gotcha moment as Miley posted this video herself to Instagram, and this is hardly crazy showy by modern Miley standards.

Still, a slip is a slip and I’m certain the mothers of America who like to get angry about this kind of thing can get angry once more over Miley flashing her bare parts to her millions of tween girl followers. And, you know, us grown up gentleman oglers. I think we deserve it more. Enjoy.

Here’s the video, but don’t say I made you watch:

Miley Cyrus Butt Banging and Crotch Showing Tour Continues in England

Well, Miley Cyrus seems to be back to full health and exhibitionist status. After an extended recuperative stay in the hospital, Miley is back where she belongs, wagging her booty and exposing her crotch on stage to young girls and their mums who line up in droves to catch Miley in concert. Popular is popular and you can’t take that away from Miley, though you could probably take away her clothes and she’d still be happy.

It’s easy to mock Miley for her moves and raunchy acts, it takes more of an Egotastic man to be thankful for Miley pushing the envelope and forcing other pop divas to follow suit. Miley is making this world a much better place for us in the leering set. For that, I say thanks. And, enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Mostly Nekkid, Oiled Down, and Taped Up for Concert Intro Video

Who am I to tell people how they can or can not make an entrance? When I arrive at the Egotastic! offices each morning, I do demand some of the lesser known songs from The Cardigans in original Swedish format play on the PA system. It gets me ready to start my day, usually followed swiftly with a doughnut and a nap. Miley Cyrus prefer something just a bit racier.

A wacky visual effects film featuring Miley in oiled down near nekkidness running about and making kitty faces for the camera. I get the near nekkid part. The rest of the symbolism truly eludes me as art usually does. Though that hasn’t stopped me from telling girls on I love to go to the museum. Enjoy.