Mila Kunis

Jogging Jugs

By Jon | June 27, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum get all sweaty together. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Alba and other celebrity booties. (Buzznet)

Jennifer Aniston gets even raunchier. (HuffPo)

Rachel Weisz taken out of commission. (FoxNews)

Classic beauty Emma Stone puts a twist on a classic. (EvilBeet)

Beyonce sexy photoshoot. (GossipOnThis)

Mila Kunis hot new magazine cover. (FABlife)

When Guys Choose Does Hotness Reign? Check Out the Sexy Celebrities at the Guys Choice Awards

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2011 @ 6:00 pm

Jennifer Aniston at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards

Mila Kunis at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards

Erin Heatherton at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards

Minka Kelly at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards

Scarlett Johansson at the Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards

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Some of the bigger names in Hottieville made it out last night to the Guys Choice Awards hosted by Spike, sort of a warmup the night before the MTV Movie Awards. The highlight, for me, was veteran sexy bomb Jennifer Aniston taking home the Decade of Hotness award (you know I hate these superlatives, but, she's definitely a worthy consideration). Jennifer blessed her yoga instructor for helping keep her hot body so, well, hot. Could've probably thanked Angelina Jolie for stealing her man ten years ago too and driving Jen to commit to uber-fitness as part of her long term revenge.

Check out the other sexy celebrities of Hottieville who made it out to the Guys Choice Awards last night, like sexy Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, and Eva Mendes.. Enjoy.

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Emma Roberts, Mila Kunis, Summer Glau, and Vida Guerra

By Jon | March 18, 2011 @ 9:25 am

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Emma Roberts is on my list of fast-rising hotties; sort of a double edged sword with her indie spirit, some tough movies, but hoping it leads to some awesome cinematic nekkidness soon. And while we wait, this amazing little find of an Emma Roberts sexy swimsuit picture. Come to my pool party any time, Ms. Roberts, I'm blowing the pool up as we speak.

Going to see a Justin Timberlake movie any time soon? Well, yeah, I might be, because it features Hebrew school hottie and freshly single Mila Kunis. Check out this little looksee at Mila in Friends with Benefits and ask yourself if you might be in line soon too. ( Watch the Video »

Mila Kunis Looks All Grown Up and Sexy for Fearless Men

By Jon | March 8, 2011 @ 10:00 am

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Well, hello my sexy little Mila Kunis, oh, man, you are coming into your own since dumping the Home Alone boy and setting your own sextastic course in this world. Seen here at the Cosmopolitan Fearless Men event, where, I guess a gaggle of ardent chicks determine who are fearless men (they came up with Russell Brand, so go figure on that selection process), Mila Kunis just looks all grown up and sexy and ready for me to call her and invite her out to Del Taco for Two for Tuesday. Me, the sexy Mila Kunis, and $1.79 says we're going to have an awesome time. Call me. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fame / pacificcoastnewsonline.com

SAG Awards Bring Out the Thespian Heat: Sofia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Amy Adams, and Lea Michele

By Jon | January 31, 2011 @ 8:41 am

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Award season has officially commenced when the actors hold award shows to give out awards to other actors. There's only two certainties at these events; first, that the thespians will not so subtly compare their professional craft to a combination of anointed sainthood and raw genius, and, second, there will be cleavage. The latter being of the only real importance to me. Nobody's really shined harder, or boobed harder, this award season than Sofia Vergara, who flashes the award season boobtastic like almost no other. She leads my list of SAG Awards hotties, followed by Mila Kunis, Amy Adams (also having a solid award season showing so far), and Lea Michele, who tries hard to show the chest off, working only with what the Good Lord gave her.

Did I mention how Sofia Vergara is taking home the award season cleavage awards? Here she is the evening before at the DGA Awards:

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W Magazine Features A Futuristic Gaggle of Hollywood Leading Ladies

By Jon | January 13, 2011 @ 10:56 am

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What can be said of a list of sexy celebrities that includes Natalie Portman, Dakota Fanning, Mila Kunis, Julianne Moore, and Nicole Kidman? Well, one one word that comes to mind immediately is engorgement; it's a technical term describing what it might be like to be trapped for days on end in a gorge with the likes of these sextastic actresses. Sort of like my naughty dream version of 127 Hours, only it's not my arm that would be stuck in the rocks. These five are also celebrity hotties featured in the upcoming edition of W Magazine, and given that the 'W' stands for not for dudes, these pictures are on the inexplicably artsy side, but, no denying, they're still most definitely for dudes. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Is Single, Sexy, and She Will Soon Be Mine

By Jon | January 11, 2011 @ 10:42 am

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Okay, it's been a couple weeks for Macauley Caulkin taint to wear off and time for me to make my move on this newly single Hebrew School hottie, Mila Kunis, seen here in the upcoming edition of Cosmopolitan magazine, just looks better and better each time I see her. From ambitious lesbionic ballet dancer in Black Swan, to smoking hot hottie in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I'm just smitten by Mila Kunis and I suspect she feels the same about me. Or, she will, once she's given up hope of being rescued from my basement stronghold. Usually takes about two to three weeks, with Dio's Holy Diver running on endless loop. Enjoy.

Note: The Man took away the amazing Mila Kunis in Black Swan from our site, but it is available on Mr. Skin, who is still offering discounts to Egtoastic! readers who enjoy such crazy thing as hot celebrities without most or any of their clothes: