I have a distinct feeling I’m not going to enjoy Oz: The Great and Powerful. Maybe it’s just the trail of negativity from a forever production that plowed through tons of potential scripts and writers and casts, determined to make a project that absolutely did not need to be made in the first place. I mean, yes, Hollywood is currently obligated to re-imagine every single family favorite book and cartoon and old movie and fairytale these days, as original ideas scare the bejesus out of their timid executive souls. Still, the original Oz was enough, Move on.
Having said that, without this new Oz, we wouldn’t have another round of Mila Kunis at premiere sightings, as we did last night in London where the deep, dark, and sultry brunette with those eyes we want to stare into as we are doing unmentionably naughty things to all pars below shone on the red carpet. Not exactly a major skin flash, but with Mila, it’s so so easy to imagine what comes next in our boudoir seduction.
Tainted by Ashton Kutcher no doubt, but still ever so damn hot. Enjoy.
While early review of Oz: The Great and Powerful, a bit more gentle breeze than epic tornado, we turn our eyes toward what we care most about, a movie premiere that brings out the hotties, as many did last night the Hollywood debut of Oz.
While the girls were told to wear old-school frocks to keep with the theme of the film, that did not prevent co-starlets Mila Kunis and Rachel Weisz from delivering some eye catching bit of decked-outness on the kitschy Yellow Brick Road carpet last night. Throw in Maria Menounos who just shows up to Hollywood events to remind everybody how sextastic she is, and suddenly, we had a potential stinker of a film turn into an evening of must-see visuals. Hot girls make everything better. Enjoy.
Well, it’s 2013 and our friends at Mr. Skin, purveyors of all things celebrity and nekkid onscreen, have whittled down their wish list of girls they’d like to see nekkid on screen in the coming year. And, while such a list is bound to cause controversy, as all such ‘top’ lists do, given that they’ve come up with Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Mila Kunis as three sextastic celebrities that they want to see drop their tops on film, hey, who are we to argue?
Check out the case Mr. Skin makes for their Top 3 and see if you agree or disagree.
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Look, we know the military does not take kindly to any kinds of hanky panky in its ranks. From the top general on down, it’s strictly by the book, dicks tucked in, no kind of funny business with, you know, crazy married biographer mistresses or such.
But, at times, our boys in uniform need a little R&R, and when PFC Robert Dalbon serving our country bravely wants to tear it up, virtually speaking, he turns to Egotastic!, and, more importantly, a petite super hottie we like to call, Mila Kunis, who he wants to share with the rest of you this Thanksgiving.
Now, Mrs. Dalbon, know that your husband loves you dearly, and just remember, it doesn’t matter where you window shop, just where you make your, um, purchases. Enjoy.
Oh, man, how bittersweet today is. Our highly belusted Hebrew School hottie Mila Kunis looking just all kinds of sultry brunette fine with her hands on her own petite treats on the pages of the November edition of Esquire magazine, being named by Esquire as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ for 2012. Quite the honorific. At the same time, dammit, we just can’t get it out of our heads how Hollywood trick or treat playboy Ashton Kutcher is now tapping the very source of our profound lust. We’ll have to fight it, we must, because this is surely one of the more amazing pictorials of Mila we’ve seen in forever. And, this is only going to fuel the nightly dreams we have of Mila nekkid and naughty and begging us for another round of ‘Where’s the Bagel?’.
We’re proud of you for taking off the clothes, Mila. The next step is to shed the dead weight in the form of that stupid 200-lb smile trailing you everywhere these days. We’ll be there to catch you. Enjoy.
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Look, let’s address the 800-lb gorilla in the room. Mila Kunis is getting the Ashton Kutcher bone nightly. It’s just happening and we need to learn to accept this before we can move on, or decide not to, with our long standing lust for this super Hebrew School Hottie, who was flashing her bare tummy out in Studio City on her way to some kind of pampering treatment or another.
It’s not as if we let 7-years of playing girlfriend to McCauley Caulkin get in the way of our fascination with this brunette hottie, although, we always just chalked that up to some kind of long term sympathy effin’ that was just a matter of Mila’s big heart shining through. But this Kutcher thing, well, personally, I’m going to need some counseling to get through this. And that kind of counseling begins and ends with sextastic shots of Mila Kunis baring skin. But it’s going to take more than a tummy to get me over the hurdle of ignoring her current shtupping partner. A lot more than just a tummy. Enjoy.