Egotastic
We could sit here and lie and tell you that the sight of our belusted Hebrew School hottie Mila Kunis in tight shorts bent over the hood of a car isn't giving us all kinds of lurid thoughts, but, what would be the point of so obviously hiding the naughty visions induced by this smoking hot actress with those killer eyes and the body to match?
In her latest pictorial in Interview magazine, Mila probably goes on and on about things that are important to her and her career, but it's hard to read words when your eyes are wet with desire (yes, we said 'eyes') and your heart is pounding, and all you can think about is making Kunis babies. Maybe they need to use a bigger font for just such occasions. Enjoy.
Alessandra Ambrosio Sweaty Challenges Mila Kunis to Workout Stretch Pants Battle
As much as we ballyhoo the invention of the stretch pants for working out and lounging ladies, there's no way the inventor of those Spandex gems could have ever imagined two super hotties such as Alessandra Ambrosio and Mila Kunis going camel toe to camel toe in a battle of sweaty post-workout sextastic celebrities.
There's really no way for us to decide who has the superior do-ability, we couldn't possibly choose Alessandra over Mila, or vice-versa, we'd like to so badly tongue-dry each girl that it's simple outside our cognitive powers to claim one over the other. But, you're strong, so, you decide.
Which girl would you rather strip out of her moist stretch pants?