Mila Kunis

Mr. Skin Minute Features the Top 3 Actresses We’d Like to See Nekkid in Lucky ’13 (VIDEO)

 

Well, it's 2013 and our friends at Mr. Skin, purveyors of all things celebrity and nekkid onscreen, have whittled down their wish list of girls they'd like to see nekkid on screen in the coming year. And, while such a list is bound to cause controversy, as all such 'top' lists do, given that they've come up with Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Mila Kunis as three sextastic celebrities that they want to see drop their tops on film, hey, who are we to argue?

Check out the case Mr. Skin makes for their Top 3 and see if you agree or disagree.

(And, as always, don't forget to get your discounted Mr. Skin membership to kick off your new year in skin-filled style!)

Mila Kunis: PFC Dalbon’s Gift to You This Thanksgiving

Look, we know the military does not take kindly to any kinds of hanky panky in its ranks. From the top general on down, it's strictly by the book, dicks tucked in, no kind of funny business with, you know, crazy married biographer mistresses or such.

But, at times, our boys in uniform need a little R&R, and when PFC Robert Dalbon serving our country bravely wants to tear it up, virtually speaking, he turns to Egotastic!, and, more importantly, a petite super hottie we like to call, Mila Kunis, who he wants to share with the rest of you this Thanksgiving.

Now, Mrs. Dalbon, know that your husband loves you dearly, and just remember, it doesn't matter where you window shop, just where you make your, um, purchases. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Covered Topless and the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ According to Esquire (VIDEO)

Oh, man, how bittersweet today is. Our highly belusted Hebrew School hottie Mila Kunis looking just all kinds of sultry brunette fine with her hands on her own petite treats on the pages of the November edition of Esquire magazine, being named by Esquire as the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' for 2012. Quite the honorific. At the same time, dammit, we just can't get it out of our heads how Hollywood trick or treat playboy Ashton Kutcher is now tapping the very source of our profound lust. We'll have to fight it, we must, because this is surely one of the more amazing pictorials of Mila we've seen in forever. And, this is only going to fuel the nightly dreams we have of Mila nekkid and naughty and begging us for another round of 'Where's the Bagel?'.

We're proud of you for taking off the clothes, Mila. The next step is to shed the dead weight in the form of that stupid 200-lb smile trailing you everywhere these days. We'll be there to catch you. Enjoy.

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Mila Kunis Bares Midriff And We Can Barely Contain Ourselves (We’re Still Suckers for Mila)

Look, let's address the 800-lb gorilla in the room. Mila Kunis is getting the Ashton Kutcher bone nightly. It's just happening and we need to learn to accept this before we can move on, or decide not to, with our long standing lust for this super Hebrew School Hottie, who was flashing her bare tummy out in Studio City on her way to some kind of pampering treatment or another.

It's not as if we let 7-years of playing girlfriend to McCauley Caulkin get in the way of our fascination with this brunette hottie, although, we always just chalked that up to some kind of long term sympathy effin' that was just a matter of Mila's big heart shining through. But this Kutcher thing, well, personally, I'm going to need some counseling to get through this. And that kind of counseling begins and ends with sextastic shots of Mila Kunis baring skin. But it's going to take more than a tummy to get me over the hurdle of ignoring her current shtupping partner. A lot more than just a tummy. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Sweaty Challenges Mila Kunis to Workout Stretch Pants Battle

As much as we ballyhoo the invention of the stretch pants for working out and lounging ladies, there's no way the inventor of those Spandex gems could have ever imagined two super hotties such as Alessandra Ambrosio and Mila Kunis going camel toe to camel toe in a battle of sweaty post-workout sextastic celebrities.

There's really no way for us to decide who has the superior do-ability, we couldn't possibly choose Alessandra over Mila, or vice-versa, we'd like to so badly tongue-dry each girl that it's simple outside our cognitive powers to claim one over the other. But, you're strong, so, you decide.

Which girl would you rather strip out of her moist stretch pants?

Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Mila Kunis in Battle Sweaty Stretch Pants

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Mila Kunis Smoky Hot and Bending Over a Car for Interview Magazine

We could sit here and lie and tell you that the sight of our belusted Hebrew School hottie Mila Kunis in tight shorts bent over the hood of a car isn't giving us all kinds of lurid thoughts, but, what would be the point of so obviously hiding the naughty visions induced by this smoking hot actress with those killer eyes and the body to match?

In her latest pictorial in Interview magazine, Mila probably goes on and on about things that are important to her and her career, but it's hard to read words when your eyes are wet with desire (yes, we said 'eyes') and your heart is pounding, and all you can think about is making Kunis babies. Maybe they need to use a bigger font for just such occasions. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood and Mila Kunis Highlight the Hotness at the Opening of Comic-Con 2012

Well, the faptastic fantastic fanfest known as Comic-Con is well underway in San Diego, and all we can think is that if priest-explorer Father Junipero Serra had encountered this stanky swarm of geeks on his trek up from Mexico and along the coast, well, we'd probably have fewer Spanish style missions today in California and far more Pizza Huts.

Nevertheless, with super geeks comes super fanboy money, and with that comes Hollywood sending its best and brightest, err, best and hottest down to San Diego to pimp the shizz out of their latest projects.

Today's sextastics in attendance at the convention included our fave Sara Jean Underwood in cosplay gear, Lyndsy Fonseca sweet goodness, the hot Mila Kunis pimping Oz, the Asian delight Maggie Q, and Kristin Kreuk and Kristen Stewart in a battle of chicks who almost spell their name the same. Quite a way to jumpstar the convention.

P.S. Don't touch anything with your bare hands at the convention. Trust me.