Michelle Trachtenberg

Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Candace Bailey, Shakira, The Michalka Sisters, and Much Much More…

Oh, blessed mother of self-published pics, how you grace us. There really is no better modern day phenomenon, a billion dollars worth of Instagram phenomenon, than sextastic celebrities shooting pictures of themselves on their camera phones and distributing them out to the world wide digisphere. Wunderbar.  

This weeks Sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-shot contributions from G4 hottie hostess, Candace Bailey, some bunny love from Shakira, a couple of at home shots from AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka, Sara Jean Underwood mounting another woman, Kendall Jenner bikini teen delights, and so much more we can’t even list it all. It’s a veritable plethora of personal celebrity pics that must be seen to be appreciated. Enjoy.

Michelle Trachtenberg and Pippa Middleton Battle It Out in Wintry Weather Schoolgirl Looks

Battle Schoolgirl!

Granted, Michelle Trachetenberg was actually portraying a real schoolgirl on the set of Gossip Girl, while Pippa Middleton was merely walking the streets of London wearing a plaid kilt of her Scottish heritage, still, in the mind of any half-devious male, this clearly was a battle of naughty school girls, even in the freezing cold temps, attempting to garner the attentions of dirty old men everywhere (and right here included). 

For all the lash, and backlash, surrounding this past summer’s Pippa hype, she still fared very well in early voting in our annual awards, so we know the home fires still burn for Pippa in the places where home fires do burn in men; and as for Michelle, we simply don’t get to see enough of this little hottie, so even clothed in the winter, a school girl look from Michelle is enough to re-ignite many old and lingering passions.

Who takes the school girl pie?

Michelle Trachtenberg Schoolgirl Skirt in NYC

READER FINDS: Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg Pre-Kiss, Rihanna See-Through, Taylor Momsen In-Motion Flash, and Mucho Mucho More


This week’s Reader Finds earns you faithful fans a grade of A+ for all your delightfully tawdry discoveries, including bra’d up Katee Sackhoff and Michelle Trachtenberg, see-through Rihanna, taped up topless Nicole Trunfio, pornolicious Sibel Kekilli, Prom queen Elizabeth Gillies, Adriana Lima finally un-V’d, and speaking of taped-up, Taylor Momsen in a gif to remember.
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Reader Finds: Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage, Lea Michele Tight Bottom, Elyse Levesque Blows Up, and a Packer Nation Hottie

Shoutout to Egotastic! reader ‘Michael R’ who joins in the lust parade for Michelle Trachtenberg and, inspired by our recent Maxim post, shared some of his own ‘private’ collection finds of this hot Gossip Girl. Ain’t nothing wrong with Michelle Trachtenberg boobage, but there’s so much very right.

I’m not sure what you were doing after the Super Bowl, but, personally, I was barfing up ‘muskrat’ nachos brought to the party by my supposed third cousin Del Burton from our Virginia way. As for Egotastic! superfan ‘Rudy M.’, he was slow-motion ogling Lea Michele flashing her taut bottom in commercial fashion. Nice slow-mo find, Rudy.

This one I truly love. Egotastic! reader ‘Michael S.’ utilized some of his amazing forensic science techniques to blow up teeny tiny photos of Elyse Levesque, which you fanboy-basement-dwellers know well from Stargate Universe, into full blown bikini pictures. Well, just imagine the possibilities of applying these engineering tools to some amazingly small sexy celebrity photos — CSI Boobtown!

Finally, well, love it or hate it, the Green Bay Packers are the reigning Super Bowl champs, and, blessed be EgoFan ‘Lyle E.’ for presenting a visual we can all support, Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmonston donning the Go Pack Go. Enjoy.

Michelle Trachtenberg Provides A Triple Shot of Hotness in Maxim (VIDEO)

We get way too few hot shots of little hottie Michelle Trachtenberg for my liking, because my liking would be ogles of this sextastic Gossip Girl and Buffy vet day and night. Well, thanks to our friends at Maxim we have a sneak peek at her upcoming photo spread and it promises to be sweet, hot, naughty, the swehoughty trifecta I lust so well. I can’t wait to see the full spread. Michelle Trachtenberg, please come around more often. Enjoy.

And, yes, another super must-see behind the photoshoot scenes video, of the looking amazing Michelle Trachtenberg in her Maxim shoot.

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Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage is Complex

Well, hello there, Michelle Trachtenberg, don’t you look sexy, all vamped up in the new issue of Complex magazine. I’m especially like all that cleavage, Michelle Trachtenberg. Hey, Michelle Trachtenberg, maybe we could go out for a drink some time? It’s not weird that i keep saying your full name, is it, Michelle Trachtenberg?