Michelle Hunziker

Michelle Hunziker and Vanessa Hudgens Go Asstastic Cheek to Cheek in Stretch Pants

Sometimes, there's just too much eye candy in the store to decide what to get. It's overwhelming. I try to be rational about my favorites, but when it comes to such things as the stretch-pants covered butts of my belusted Swiss Miss, Michelle Hunziker, and local bike-riding brunette hottie, Vanessa Hudgens, and their two hind-sides packed into a lycra-poly sweat absorbent packages -- well, that's just overload.

Across the globe these two sextastic butt-flashers crashed the gym for a pre-workout junk-show that made many men lift far more weight than was healthy. Muscles were torn, ligaments damaged, lives lost perhaps, but such is the price of an amazing asstastic. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Mas Silvina Luna Topless, More Michelle Hunziker Sans Bikini, Candice Boucher Nekkid, Kate Middleton Classic Upskirt, and Juliana Horta Brasileiro Heat

 

Thanks to all of you out there in happy fappy reader land, today's Reader Finds contains more hot bare boobtastic than a fantasy sequence from any number of my Catholic School girls shower nightly dreams. You guys (and girls today) really are the best, including contributions of even more topless wonderments from the sex-taped Silvina Luna, a bevy of super Swissian Michelle Hunziker without her bikini, outdoor nekkidness from South Africa's finest, Candice Boucher, a Kate Middleton classic upskirt we'd yet to see, and  sexy as all-hell, Juliana Horta, from our peeps in Brazil not wanting to be outdone. It's really quite a collection not seen before in Reader Finds. The stakes have been officially raised.

Michelle Hunziker, Won’t You Please By My Mommy?

I'm growing weary of merely ogling my Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker in the conventional manner. I mean, a man can only take so much of the never-ending bikini vacation this extraordinarily hot-bodied MILF has been on for about a month now, including these Michelle Hunziker bikini pictures from her latest beach run along the Mediterranean. No, no more binoculars from afar to catch sight of that veteran asstastic. No more peeks into the beach showers for a glimpse of milky heaven. It's time for me to be adopted. Michelle Hunziker, won't you please be my mommy?

Just imagine the number of bed time tummy aches I would strangely incur. Why, my new mommy would be placing a hot water bottle and kisses on my faked tender midriff nightly. When the nightlight somehow burned out prematurely, oh, the Stephanie Seymour-esque adventures I would have with my new mom. Dare to dream. And, enjoy.

READER FINDS: More Michelle Hunziker Mother Daughter ‘Kini, Penelope Cruz Classic Topless, Julri Waters Canny Twitpic, Melissa Molinaro Hotness, Selena Gomez Jigglers, and Kari Byron Full Chested

 

I have a feeling you people are not Internet virgins. The cornucopia of concupiscence you produce each week, it's stunning, so much so that we can barely tip the iceberg of sextastic indulgence offered up by our faithful readers. Nevertheless, choose we must, a sampling of Reader Finds this week including a pinktastic new set of Michelle Hunziker MILF and daughter bikini shots, Penelope Cruz two love bags from the vault, Hot Import Nights girl turned Playboy skintastic, Julri Waters, K. Kardashian lookalike and new Bush boot knocker, Melissa Molinaro,even more Selena Gomez animated hotness, and a big chested hello to Kari Byron. It's a big handful of hotness all the way around.

MILFtastic Michelle Hunziker And Teen Daughter Bikini Show in Spain Causes Undue Stress

Hmm, how to discuss this in polite society. The lust of my Swiss life, Wetten...Dass? co-hostess hottie Michelle Hunziker, the utter MILF perfection of a bikini body, and, well, her teenaged daughter on vacation in Spain (having moved their eternal summer bikini vacation across the sea it seems). Hmm, how to be delicate with the whole mother-daughter super bikini sexy commentary which could easily veer off into the inappropriate and culturally distasteful (as if I'd ever go there). I mean, even if mom Michelle is snapping photos of her bikini-clad daughter, Aurora Ramazzotti, who she bore herself at the tender age of 19, that doesn't mean we can leer in upright manner ourselves. So, here's your task, simply visually devour the hotness that is the Michelle Hunziker MILFtastic bikini body and do not look to the daughter. Oh, the shameful sacrifices to be made by the gentleman ogler. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Sinks the Pink on the Shores of Mother Italy

Reporting live from the Michelle Hunziker epic MILFtastic bikini vacation...

Today, we have pink!

Of course, you do realize that pink is the second most successful bikini color ever invented on the Egotastic! bikini color chart index. And on the Swiss Miss television hostess with the mostess mommy asstastic and beach body -- wow. I really don't know what to say other than if she were my mom, I'd suggest some mother-son camping trips. Wrong? Perhaps, but not as nearly disturbed as my plans for the three-legged turkey races at the family summer picnic. Oh, Michelle Hunziker, your bikini vacation is driving me quite a bit insane. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Bellissima Bikini Butt Continues To Create Beach Fantasies

Somebody asked me when I was going to stop highlighting the MILFtastic bikini wonder of Swiss Miss Michelle Hunziker; I don't really answer silly questions (or hard questions, or math questions of any sort). The Italian beach bikini vacation continues for the hottie hostess from Wetten Dass..? who highlighted the rear portion of her all over hottie mama body once more on the sandy shores of some beach on the Boot where I will surely never be allowed to sunbathe. Probably for the best. I'd likely report crying to the lifeguard that I was a lost child and my mom looked like a sweet hot 30-something in a striped bikini flashing cleavage and a tasty asstastic. If only this were true. Enjoy.