Michelle Hunziker

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Depict a MILF and Her Pride

Oh, mama. And I mean that quite literally, as you know I’ve applied through several international courts, both real and some just imagined, for Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker to be my adopted mom. I’m not sure exactly where I am with the paperwork, because I mostly just get a bunch of giggles from the bureaucrats when I call int to check on the progress of my plea, but I’m quite serious about this gorgeous blonde multilingual TV hostess MILF being my new mommy. Oh, the fun bedtime story times we would have.

Not to mention the bikini vacation times in Miami. Where Michelle was yesterday in her hot maternal bikini, showing off both her own wicked body and her blossoming teen daughter (who will someday be my adoptive step-sister, so, please, no comments about her underaged self) and just making all leering eyes at the pool turn and collectively bulge from their sockets. Or maybe those weren’t just eyes bulging. Hey, now, that’s my future mom your eyeing up and down! Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Gets All Swiss Miss Naughty in Vanity Fair

Oh, how we do lust blonde Swiss MILF Michelle Hunziker, beloved in Germany and the Boot, and be-lusted by ogling gentlemen everywhere. The lithesome sextastic TV hostess takes to the pages of Vanity Fair Italy this month to give you a little demonstration of what it might be like to have her living in your sweet-arse mansion, all decked out and ready to go.

Just a little sweet treat for feed the high-end living libido. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Debuts Black Leather Pants in Her New Italian TV Show

Our super hottie Swiss Miss favorite hostess from Wetten…dass?, the multi-lingual, sexy-tongued Michelle Hunziker has taken her blonde veteran wares to Italian TV show Striscia la Notizia which we’re told translates to Strip the News, but we couldn’t care less past the part about stripping and wondering when Michelle Hunziker’s turn is. (Though, for now, we will accept black leather pants as a standby substitute fantasy stoker.)

Oh, how we dig our MILFy Michelle. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Gives One Last Sexy Peekaboo to Thomas Gottschalk on ‘Wetten, dass..?’

What can you say about a television show that features Meatloaf, Lenny Kravitz, and a dude who looks suspiciously like Dirk Nowitzki for its final sendoff to uber-long time host, Thomas Gottschalk ? Well, you can say no biggee. But when our beloved Wetten, dass..? brought out Michelle Hunziker to give him one last sextastic peek of the Swiss Miss hottie, well then you can call it a show of shows. 

Michelle Hunziker is a girl we really and truly wish would take the time and effort to bend over in front of our ocular lenses. It’d be like an early peek at heaven, or for those of us here at Egotastic!, our only glimpse. While the TV show Wetten, dass..? is famous and infamous for so many magical boob tube moments, it will always be where we totally fell in lust with our forever-bikini-suntanning multilingual hottie, Michelle. Gute Reise, Her Gottschalk!

READER FINDS: Maria Fowler Topless Modeling, Demi Lovato Nipple Peek, Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pics, and Much More

Chock Full of Naughty Goodness!

Our Reader Finds weekly bit of Friday raunch continues, but with a new look and format. We’re quite sure you’ll still easily find your way to the goodies, of which, this week, there is another extraordinary sampling of the sextastic thanks in large part, actually, all part, to all of you. Ever amazing job you do.

This weeks Reader Finds includes hot Maria Fowler in a topless photoshoot, Demi Lovato ‘slipping’ on stage, a classic Kristin Cavallari bikini pictorial, Jolene Blalock in a see-through wet top, Helen Flannagan flashing deep cleavage, Brooklyn Decker looking amazing as usual, Jodie Gasson oiled up the wazzo (literally), the vastly underrated Jaime King, and Michelle Hunziker in a super hot photoshoot. Deep, dark, naughty. Just the way we like it.

Check Out All the Sextastic Reader Finds This Week »

Michelle Hunziker Drops Heavy Cleavage for Timberlake on German TV

Oh, Swiss Miss dropping the double shots of fleshy cleavetastic goodness on our favorite German variety show, Wetten daas…?, where Michelle Hunziker decided she was going to get the attention of guest Justin Timberlake one way or another. And we kind of like the way she chose, flashing a hefty amount of those funbags of hers we lust so much in any language and saw so much of barely in her many bikinis this past summer.

Michelle Hunziker is the cream in our morning coffee, and from the looks of it, it’s time for the morning milking. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker and Vanessa Hudgens Go Asstastic Cheek to Cheek in Stretch Pants

Sometimes, there’s just too much eye candy in the store to decide what to get. It’s overwhelming. I try to be rational about my favorites, but when it comes to such things as the stretch-pants covered butts of my belusted Swiss Miss, Michelle Hunziker, and local bike-riding brunette hottie, Vanessa Hudgens, and their two hind-sides packed into a lycra-poly sweat absorbent packages — well, that’s just overload.

Across the globe these two sextastic butt-flashers crashed the gym for a pre-workout junk-show that made many men lift far more weight than was healthy. Muscles were torn, ligaments damaged, lives lost perhaps, but such is the price of an amazing asstastic. Enjoy.