Michelle Hunziker

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Double Dipping Weekend of Miami Heat

My future mom, the Swiss Miss hottie TV hostess Michelle Hunziker apparently has gotten engaged to her boyfriend, the two of them celebrating with a Miami Beach vacation that saw Michelle in one ridiculously hot bikini on Saturday, followed by another bit of bikini tiny goodness on Sunday, and I’m going to go out on a limb and say pretty much nekkid in the hotel room the rest of the time.

When it comes to Michelle Hunziker, the 30-something blonde uber-hottie from Wetten…das? I could drool to her in a burqa and workmen boots. But a skimpy bikini on the super sextastic MILF body of hers. I’ve broken out into a sweat of equatorial proportions. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker in a Tiny White Bikini at the Beach in Miami

READER FINDS: Kat Dennings Cleavetastic, Diora Baird Topless (Twice!), Olga Kurylenko Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 
Kat Dennings Outtakes in Williams + Hirakawa Phootshoot
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Here we go again with our very favorite communal moment of the week and this one is a doozy. The time when every Egotastic! boy and girl brings their personal marshmallows to the campfire for some scary stories, a stiff glass of cocoa, and the melting of the sextastic smores we like to call Reader Finds.

This week’s blessed bounty of booty and the boobtastic include Kat Dennings flashing her cleavage to a naughty bear, Diora Baird topless today and of yesteryear, Olga Kurylenko of Bond movie fame quite nekkid, Christina Ricci nipple pokes, Lucy Pinder playing topless Supergirl, Kari Byron still chesty awesome in new Mythbusters show caps, Entourage actress Janet Montgomery topless on TV, Michelle Hunziker flashing her nips, Aussie actress Rhiannon Fish bikini bosomy amazing, Katherine Heigl classic cleavage, Jessica Lowndes panties peek upskirt, Jessica Szohr nude body painted, and model Sara Ziff topless. It’s all good.

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What’s My Future Mom Doing on the Hotel Balcony?

Just kind of looking hot once more.

My soon to be adoption mom Michelle Hunziker can’t help but look all kinds of way too awesome to be a mom, but a MILF she is indeed, take that from her future son.

Caught candidly in a low cut, skimpy bikini on her hotel balcony, Michelle sets the bar for PTA mothers everywhere.

Soon we shall be involved privately in a highly controversial, but I assure you, very healthy, Adult Nursing Relationship. But, for now, I’m happy to share her with the world. Enjoy.

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Just in Time for Adopted Mother’s Day

With the pending resolution of my adult adoption proceedings with Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker, another round of stellar bikini pictures from Miami arrive just in time for me to celebrate the special day honoring my soon to be adoptive mom.

Now, I’m not looking to incur any jealousy here, but my new mom does look pretty damn smoking hot in a bikini, who would even guess that she already has a teenaged daughter, my soon to be step-sister with whom I imagine I’ll be sharing bunk beds shortly. I really am going to need to pack all my favorite toys. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Alessandra Ambrosio Preggo Covered Nekkid, Natascha McElhone Actually Nekkid, Michelle Hunziker Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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What can be said of the group efforts each week by our Readers to assemble and share some of the finest fineries without much clothes on the web? Well, the words ‘awesome’ and ‘blessed’ and ‘laudable’ come to mind, along with ‘raunchtastic’ and ‘fleshy-funned’ and ‘pimpalicious’, and when you combine the two you have the perfect description of our award-winning weekly Reader Finds, like a holy offering to the gods of the sextastic.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Natascha McElhone fully nekkid, Michelle Hunizker sans bikini top, Jennifer Love Hewitt fully plumped out cleavetastic, Emmerdale’s Adele Silva missing her bikini top, Alessandra Ambrosio preggo covered topless hot, Alison Haislip outtake heaven, Christina Ricci topless on film, Estella Warren nekkid swimming, Imogen Thomas sextastic tennis, Joanna Krupa bikini slippage, Joanna Lundback black and white and hot all over, Julianna Gill racktastic in Friday the 13th, Katy Perry almost dress fall, and an assortment of some of our fave glamour models going Girl on Girl in a very special pictorial.

It’s so many boobs, I dare you to count!

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Michelle Hunzier Bikini Pictures Madness Part Deux from Miami

It’s like rain from heaven. Or is that manna. Or maybe it’s mammaries from above. But it’s something awesome as we now celebrate the hotness that is my future adopted mother, Michelle Hunziker, in her second Miami Beach vacation bikini of the day, and it’s a mofo doozy.

I’m going to have re-watch every taped episode of Wetten…daas? now thanks to a whole new level of infatuation with Michelle, whose MILFtastic presence is fast approaching the pantheon filled with names like Alba and Beckinsale and Kerr. I don’t make such claims lightly, I know the consequences of treading lightly with the hot mama gods, but oh, my, take a look at Michelle for yourself and see if you don’t agree it’s time to start carving her body into marble for eternal display. Enjoy.