Micaela Schaefer

A Tribute to Micaela Schaefer Nekkid in the Big Brother Shower for Mammarial Mondays

 

We've driven this home many times before, and, yet, never enough. reality shows are so much better in foreign lands. And as Exhibit DD, we present more from the delightful nekkid visuals of German model Micaela Schaefer truly digging the Big Brother house shower.

Now, Big Brother is a show that essentially is designed around the fact that we like to spy on people, and when it comes to women, we really just want to spy on them in their bedrooms and showers. So when the opportunity arises, as it invariably does, to capture super sextastic models soaping and rinsing all over as Micaela Schaefer so graciously did on this foreign edition of the show, well, we must hand out a virtual Emmy in the category of Best Actress in a Faptastic Series. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Shows Once Again Why Big Brother Is More than Watchable Abroad

 

One of our tireless rants, or getting tired rants, is about how reality shows like Big Brother, actually kind of genius in concept, actually become more than watchable when they contain hot girls getting nekkid, as is the case in many countries not named the U.S.. Why Americans don't let the boobs on the boob tube, I will never care to know.

But, let us rejoice in Deutschland Big Brother, where one of our very favorite sextastic models and boobtastic barers Micaela Schaefer went for the gold in the reality show, put up her hair, and went bare-body nekkid into the showers, to clean herself and to make us feel dirty. The perfect symbiosis of nature. I'm not sure Micaela actually won the show, but she did in fact steal the loins of my heart (or that might be heart of my loins). Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Micaela Schaefer Is a Topless Celebrity And She Wants to Get the Hell Out of There

 

Fridays and big bare boobtastic, they go together like hot cocoa and marshmallows, like popcorn and movies, like my reproductive organs and Miranda Kerr's reproductive organs, all a perfect fit. So, each Friday we celebrate the end of the official work week with some bold, raw, and always delicious set of funbags for which we can  truly be thankful.

This week's TGFI comes out of Deutschland, courtesy of our never shy German model and actress friend, Micaela Schaefer, stuck in the wet and sticky rainforest on the German version of something quite similar to I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Personally, I can't imagine a terrestrial environ harsh enough to make me want to ever leave Micaela's bare sweet chest puppies. A gun to my hardly could hardly get me to leave care over those ripe melons. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Nekkid in the Streets and Skies Above Berlin (Seriously, Way Up in the Sky)

 

If we needed any more reason to put our hearts and souls and hands behind hot German model and actress, Micaela Schaefer, well, she just gave us a whole bunch more.

The sextastic brunette who always causes a stir in barely-there clothing on the red carpets around the world decided just to drop the barely-there part and go completely nekkid in the streets of the German capital, not to mention several hundred feet above it dangling from a crane, all in support of her new All-Star style calendar photoshoot. We can only imagine that the 2013 calendar will look like upon completion (and we will be sure to purloin a copy), but, in the meantime, we'll just ogle Micaela as she provides some adult style visual treats to the lucky passerbys in Berlin. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Topless Calendar Pics for the German Win

 

We do so admire German model and red carpet stealing hottie Micaela Schaefer. Her complete lack of shyness at public events has inspired us to become better men, or, at least, men with better binoculars.

Now, the sextastic model and B-movie actress has taken her boobtastic and booty show to the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, which I guess makes sense to somebody higher thinking than I, to surround herself in balloons and shoot just mighty swell topless shots of her hotself for her erotic calendar. It's such a bizarre mix of elements, but if you focus yourself on Micaela's ridiculously hot body, it'll all suddenly make sense.

Micaela Schaefer Boobtastic-Asstastic Red Carpet Performance Deserves an Award

 

Once again, German model and oft-Hollywood nightclub partier Micaela Schaefer completely pwned another movie premiere red carpet, in this case, Men in Black 3 in Germany, with her hot body on almost entirely full display in a dress that can only be described as 'designed by the imagination of a dude'.

Micaela Schaefer has lots of very fun curves and twists and parts to ogle, and she does not like to block the good views. Not only do we respect her attitude about exhibitionism, we just sent her a check in the mail, because, let's face it, respect is one thing, money is another. Make it rain, Micaela! Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Sexy Weigh-In for Celebrity Fight Night in Germany (VIDEO)

 
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Well, we can kind of show you the sexy video of the outrageously fine-bodied (and always showing it) German/L.A. model, Micaela Schaefer, who never disappoints in her public appearances, including the weigh in for Celebrity Fight Night battle against her fellow countrywoman, Indira Weiss.

To see the All-Star pictures of Micaela in her see-through top, you'll have to view after the jump.

We don't condone violence between or among women, but we do condone fake violence in the form of a trumped up sport to get hot sweaty women beating tamely on each other for the completely prurient interests of gentleman oglers in the audience. Who wouldn't condone that? Enjoy.