Micaela Schaefer

Micaela Schaefer Not Quite Nekkid But Quite Enough to Start Your Engines

There's a weird thing. Our favorite German model Micaela Schaefer and she's wearing some clothes in public. Well, technically really just some paint, all in the spirit of celebrating Formula 1 in her home country. I'm not exactly sure who got the job of painting her rather bodacious body, but I'm quite certain it was more fun than the summer I spent painting houses being the 'trim' guy. Though I suppose this too would involve some trim painting.

Micaela Schaefer seems to make a habit of being nekkid in the streets in and around ehr beloved homeland. I imagine getting off the plane in Frankfurt or Berlin and just seeing Micaela running around in her birthday suit. Which is why I'm booking my travel now. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Drops Her Top for Easter at the Gate

There's really no where or with nobody that Micaela Schaefer won't take her top off. This is an admirable quality we wish more sextastic women adopted.

In this instance, we have Micaela flashing her painted funbags for Easter, hoisting a bunny rabbit up, at the foot of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. Why? Oh, whose got the time to question the motives when the results are so very ogle-worthy. I have this sneaking suspicion that Micaela Schaefer wakes up each morning, and after working out, spends her time planning on where to get nekkid next. I really loves this about her. Enjoy.

A Tribute to Micaela Schaefer Nekkid in the Big Brother Shower for Mammarial Mondays

 

We've driven this home many times before, and, yet, never enough. reality shows are so much better in foreign lands. And as Exhibit DD, we present more from the delightful nekkid visuals of German model Micaela Schaefer truly digging the Big Brother house shower.

Now, Big Brother is a show that essentially is designed around the fact that we like to spy on people, and when it comes to women, we really just want to spy on them in their bedrooms and showers. So when the opportunity arises, as it invariably does, to capture super sextastic models soaping and rinsing all over as Micaela Schaefer so graciously did on this foreign edition of the show, well, we must hand out a virtual Emmy in the category of Best Actress in a Faptastic Series. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Shows Once Again Why Big Brother Is More than Watchable Abroad

 

One of our tireless rants, or getting tired rants, is about how reality shows like Big Brother, actually kind of genius in concept, actually become more than watchable when they contain hot girls getting nekkid, as is the case in many countries not named the U.S.. Why Americans don't let the boobs on the boob tube, I will never care to know.

But, let us rejoice in Deutschland Big Brother, where one of our very favorite sextastic models and boobtastic barers Micaela Schaefer went for the gold in the reality show, put up her hair, and went bare-body nekkid into the showers, to clean herself and to make us feel dirty. The perfect symbiosis of nature. I'm not sure Micaela actually won the show, but she did in fact steal the loins of my heart (or that might be heart of my loins). Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Micaela Schaefer Is a Topless Celebrity And She Wants to Get the Hell Out of There

 

Fridays and big bare boobtastic, they go together like hot cocoa and marshmallows, like popcorn and movies, like my reproductive organs and Miranda Kerr's reproductive organs, all a perfect fit. So, each Friday we celebrate the end of the official work week with some bold, raw, and always delicious set of funbags for which we can  truly be thankful.

This week's TGFI comes out of Deutschland, courtesy of our never shy German model and actress friend, Micaela Schaefer, stuck in the wet and sticky rainforest on the German version of something quite similar to I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Personally, I can't imagine a terrestrial environ harsh enough to make me want to ever leave Micaela's bare sweet chest puppies. A gun to my hardly could hardly get me to leave care over those ripe melons. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Nekkid in the Streets and Skies Above Berlin (Seriously, Way Up in the Sky)

 

If we needed any more reason to put our hearts and souls and hands behind hot German model and actress, Micaela Schaefer, well, she just gave us a whole bunch more.

The sextastic brunette who always causes a stir in barely-there clothing on the red carpets around the world decided just to drop the barely-there part and go completely nekkid in the streets of the German capital, not to mention several hundred feet above it dangling from a crane, all in support of her new All-Star style calendar photoshoot. We can only imagine that the 2013 calendar will look like upon completion (and we will be sure to purloin a copy), but, in the meantime, we'll just ogle Micaela as she provides some adult style visual treats to the lucky passerbys in Berlin. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Topless Calendar Pics for the German Win

 

We do so admire German model and red carpet stealing hottie Micaela Schaefer. Her complete lack of shyness at public events has inspired us to become better men, or, at least, men with better binoculars.

Now, the sextastic model and B-movie actress has taken her boobtastic and booty show to the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, which I guess makes sense to somebody higher thinking than I, to surround herself in balloons and shoot just mighty swell topless shots of her hotself for her erotic calendar. It's such a bizarre mix of elements, but if you focus yourself on Micaela's ridiculously hot body, it'll all suddenly make sense.