I understand the general cultural pressure to wear clothes when in the more populated, trafficked areas of our society, but there’s certainly no reason for garments when a solid quarter mile from the nearest fast food joint. Or so goes the blessed philosophy of Micaela Schaefer, one of our favorite German models of all time thanks to her dismissal of most modern conventions such as clothing over her wicked curvy and naughty body.
Micaela found herself among the thistles and brush and decided to share a solid dose of her alluring goodies, like a wood nymph drawing hunters into something much warmer than a furry catch. Micaela, we applaud your value system with an open heart and wide open eyes. Just glorious. Enjoy.
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If there’s one thing Micaela Schaefer loves, it’s taking off her top in her hometown public thoroughfares. I guess if there’s a second thing Micaela loves, it’s taking shocking style photos fated to get much attention. Well, when you combine her exhibitionist skills with Halloween and some disturbingly gory chestal makeup, yes, you’re going to get looks. Even in Germany where the locals can literally will themselves not to pay attention to things, people are going to notice the girl with the fake blood on her bodacious boobs.
I’m not sure where I stand on these photos. I could do without the bodily gore, but then again, I don’t want to live in a world without the racktastic displays of hottie models such as Micaela. I’m torn. The holidays can be so tough. Enjoy.
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Micaela Schaefer likes to get pretty showy as it is for standard red carpet appearances. Now put in an erotic trade show in Germany and pretty much all restraints are off, as is the top of her costume, flashing her full bare boobtastic for trade show visitors.
I can’t even begin to imagine what an erotic expo in Germany is like, but I imagine a mile long table of nipple clamps and patent leather knee high boots. And, of course, Micaela posing with her teats busting out, which would make trying to hide from the Sprockets dudes worth the time. Enjoy.
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There’s a weird thing. Our favorite German model Micaela Schaefer and she’s wearing some clothes in public. Well, technically really just some paint, all in the spirit of celebrating Formula 1 in her home country. I’m not exactly sure who got the job of painting her rather bodacious body, but I’m quite certain it was more fun than the summer I spent painting houses being the ‘trim’ guy. Though I suppose this too would involve some trim painting.
Micaela Schaefer seems to make a habit of being nekkid in the streets in and around ehr beloved homeland. I imagine getting off the plane in Frankfurt or Berlin and just seeing Micaela running around in her birthday suit. Which is why I’m booking my travel now. Enjoy.
There’s really no where or with nobody that Micaela Schaefer won’t take her top off. This is an admirable quality we wish more sextastic women adopted.
In this instance, we have Micaela flashing her painted funbags for Easter, hoisting a bunny rabbit up, at the foot of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. Why? Oh, whose got the time to question the motives when the results are so very ogle-worthy. I have this sneaking suspicion that Micaela Schaefer wakes up each morning, and after working out, spends her time planning on where to get nekkid next. I really loves this about her. Enjoy.
We’ve driven this home many times before, and, yet, never enough. reality shows are so much better in foreign lands. And as Exhibit DD, we present more from the delightful nekkid visuals of German model Micaela Schaefer truly digging the Big Brother house shower.
Now, Big Brother is a show that essentially is designed around the fact that we like to spy on people, and when it comes to women, we really just want to spy on them in their bedrooms and showers. So when the opportunity arises, as it invariably does, to capture super sextastic models soaping and rinsing all over as Micaela Schaefer so graciously did on this foreign edition of the show, well, we must hand out a virtual Emmy in the category of Best Actress in a Faptastic Series. Enjoy.
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One of our tireless rants, or getting tired rants, is about how reality shows like Big Brother, actually kind of genius in concept, actually become more than watchable when they contain hot girls getting nekkid, as is the case in many countries not named the U.S.. Why Americans don’t let the boobs on the boob tube, I will never care to know.
But, let us rejoice in Deutschland Big Brother, where one of our very favorite sextastic models and boobtastic barers Micaela Schaefer went for the gold in the reality show, put up her hair, and went bare-body nekkid into the showers, to clean herself and to make us feel dirty. The perfect symbiosis of nature. I’m not sure Micaela actually won the show, but she did in fact steal the loins of my heart (or that might be heart of my loins). Enjoy.
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