Mezhgan Hussainy

Mezhgan Hussainy Plants Her Luscious Rump Into Simon Cowell’s Cab

Mezhgan Hussainy used to be the hottie Persian make-up artist and fiance of American Idol and X-Factor gazillionaire Simon Cowell. But then they called off the wedding. Now he only parties with her and has copious amount of boot knocking. Not to bash on marriage, but this seems like a marked improvement in Cowell's relationship situation.

The two were spotted outside the Arts nightclub in London, partying til the wee hours, with Mezhgan trying to cram her dope badonkdonk betwixt the doorway of their hired car service. It took her a while, but it was worth the wait, or the many snapshots we got as she tried to shimmy and shake that moneymaker through the portal. Simon can't lose I guess. Enjoy.

Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Stretches Increase the Blood Flow In Our Bodies

I'm not sure who invented the telescopic photo lens, I suppose a guy named Telescopic, but I'm glad they did, for, on occasion, you do want to know what the future Queen of England's little niblets look like bare, or, in this case, just how Simon Cowell's girlfriend, the hot bodied Mezghan Hussainy looks in her bikini while doing her leg spreading stretches.

Okay, so maybe there's no pressing social or scientific concern for our concern over how Mezhgan looks with her legs akimbo, but let's just say the the sextastic study of all things female is a vastly underappreciated field of research. One in which we toil daily for the benefit of mankind. And, your eyeballs. Enjoy.

Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Pictures Remind Us How Much We Love Hot Bodied Woman (and How Little We Like Simon Cowell)

Okay, granted, we don't truly know Simon Cowell, and, we would never begrudge another brother his chance to pluck all the fruit off the sextastic tree he can handle, and/or pay for at the checkout, but, still, getting able to hang with an ex-fiance like Mezghan Hussainy on your yacht harbored off the coast of St. Barts for an extended holiday, well, I want that!

I mean, I could even skip the yacht part, and the St. Bart's part, and move directly to the hot boobtastic bikini body of Mezhgan Hussainy, in multiple swimsuits, feeding me grapes and cherries to get my strength up for round seventeen of the making of the sexy time over a passion-filled weekend. And it's not as if Simon Cowell isn't pulling model tail in betwixt his make-up bangs with Mezhgan.

Yes, jealousy is the green-eyed monster. A low, unfortunate, and dismal feeling. So, let's just call this 'wanting to swap lives with another man for just one day', a little Quantum Leap if you will, right into the arms (and other body parts thereof) of the heavenly curved form of Mezhgan Hussainy. Enjoy.