Egotastic
I'm not sure who invented the telescopic photo lens, I suppose a guy named Telescopic, but I'm glad they did, for, on occasion, you do want to know what the future Queen of England's little niblets look like bare, or, in this case, just how Simon Cowell's girlfriend, the hot bodied Mezghan Hussainy looks in her bikini while doing her leg spreading stretches.
Okay, so maybe there's no pressing social or scientific concern for our concern over how Mezhgan looks with her legs akimbo, but let's just say the the sextastic study of all things female is a vastly underappreciated field of research. One in which we toil daily for the benefit of mankind. And, your eyeballs. Enjoy.
Mezhgan Hussainy Plants Her Luscious Rump Into Simon Cowell’s Cab
Mezhgan Hussainy used to be the hottie Persian make-up artist and fiance of American Idol and X-Factor gazillionaire Simon Cowell. But then they called off the wedding. Now he only parties with her and has copious amount of boot knocking. Not to bash on marriage, but this seems like a marked improvement in Cowell's relationship situation.
The two were spotted outside the Arts nightclub in London, partying til the wee hours, with Mezhgan trying to cram her dope badonkdonk betwixt the doorway of their hired car service. It took her a while, but it was worth the wait, or the many snapshots we got as she tried to shimmy and shake that moneymaker through the portal. Simon can't lose I guess. Enjoy.
MEZHGAN SPENT THE NEW YEAR'S ON SIMON'S YACHT FLASHING HER BOTTOM