When I was a kid, word got out on the schoolyard grapevine that one of the moms from the next school neighborhood over liked to clean her house without her clothes on. We never questioned why or asked what she looked like, we just tried desperately to get an address so we could sneak out of school and get a peek at this nekkid sight.
Finally, one day, Keeto Reins, the kid who had a moustache in sixth grade due to a combination of swarthy genetics and being held back two years due to a serious case of illiteracy got the lowdown on the prized address of the nekkid housewife. Four of us ditched school and made our way one eventful Tuesday to the premises of the home to peek into the window. The sound of a vacuum signaled that we would soon be receiving our long sought after visual treat, as each of us peered in through an alley side window pane, to get a clear shot of… a 250+ lb. woman in a fuzzy green thong (which was only visible when her ginormous cheeks turned past 60-degrees) slurping up some fuzzy bits off her carpet. We didn’t ask the right questions and our minds forever are paying the price.
It’s been a very long time, and countless hours of failed therapy, but I think today I am finally made whole again thanks to the less large, and far more lovely nekkid treats of Melissa Debling cleaning her house in the buff for a Zoo magazine pictorial. Oh, sure, it’s not a real house, and wicked hot girls like Melissa don’t spend their days tidying up, not when people are paying them to tidy-down, but, as far as cleansing the sullied ‘Hot Nekkid Cleaning Housewife’ folder in the folds of my grey matter, consider it purged via spectacular funbags. Enjoy.
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We’ve been fortunate to see Britain’s most famous funbags this week with the reveal of Kate Middleton topless on holiday, but, let’s be honest, when we think English birds, we’re thinking fun, full, and flouncy tops from some of the world’s must spirited and bubbly gals. So, when our friends at Zoo magazine put out Melissa Debling as their ‘Britain’s Best Boobs’ and our school chums from Nuts magazine put out their ‘Britain’s Biggest Boobs’ issue, featuring the bodacious likes of Holly Peers and Sophie Reade, on this Humpday, we have to ask the very pertinent question: Is Britain’s Best Better Than Britain’s Biggest?
The fate of humanity, or, at least, humanities highest quality ta-ta’s, lies in your hands.
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Wow, just wow. Talk about putting the hump back into humpday.
Melissa Debling puts on a display of bodacious boobtastic in Mallorca that rivals any and all previously hot offerings from the alluring British bombshell. I think it’s that lip biting thing she does, or that in combination with the body of how I imagine angels to look, but it’s something something going on there in this ridiculously hot Frank White photoshoot that has me wanting to nibble on the sand beneath her feet (and by the ‘sand’ thing, I mean her ripe udders). Enjoy.
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We usually end the week on large delicious buxom chest puppies, but who says we can’t star out the week with glorious globes as well? Who? Who???? Not people we call our loyal readers, that’s for sure.
Inspired by all the Olympic trials and tribulations, including the fine art of pugilism, which proves that it’s okay for nations to battle with padded gloves on for sport, rather than blood, the delightful DD delicious glamour model Melissa Debling stepped into the boxing ring with photographer Frank White, and without her top on and let’s just say my heart is beating like a butterfly at the thought of stinging Melissa in her fabulous bee-hind.
Crude? Yes, but we’re always honest. Enjoy.
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Well, we’ll let you be the judge, but our good friends across the pond at Zoo magazine have figured out how to put a whole gaggle of girls with the claim of all-natural boobtastic bouncing together in the same photoshoot. The likes of Melissa Debling and Sabine Jemeljanova and a bunch of their flouncy jiggling friends all providing what could be the greatest au natural fun bag party ever.
Check out the pictures, but also be sure to check out the Sabine, Melissa, Jodie, Kheenah & Sophie’s Topless Natural Boobs Video on Zoo before making up your own mind as to the validity of this implant-less claim. As for me, I just like doing the research. Enjoy.
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Our friends at Zoo magazine have a plan, a simple plan for bringing smiles to the face of men and women-digging-women everywhere — find hot glamour model, get her top off, snap photos. It’s genius in its simplicity. And we respect genius, especially when it involves flesh puppies that are just out of this world.
In her brand new photoshoot for the magazine, the racktastic Britty lingerie model, Melissa Debling provides a healthy dose of funbag exhibition, the kind of medicine we do not need a spoonful of sugar to make go down.
You absolutely must check out the Melissa Debling Booby Takover video on Zoo. It’s pure mammarial madness. Enjoy.
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