We’ve been fortunate to see Britain’s most famous funbags this week with the reveal of Kate Middleton topless on holiday, but, let’s be honest, when we think English birds, we’re thinking fun, full, and flouncy tops from some of the world’s must spirited and bubbly gals. So, when our friends at Zoo magazine put out Melissa Debling as their ‘Britain’s Best Boobs’ and our school chums from Nuts magazine put out their ‘Britain’s Biggest Boobs’ issue, featuring the bodacious likes of Holly Peers and Sophie Reade, on this Humpday, we have to ask the very pertinent question: Is Britain’s Best Better Than Britain’s Biggest?
The fate of humanity, or, at least, humanities highest quality ta-ta’s, lies in your hands.
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Wow, just wow. Talk about putting the hump back into humpday.
Melissa Debling puts on a display of bodacious boobtastic in Mallorca that rivals any and all previously hot offerings from the alluring British bombshell. I think it’s that lip biting thing she does, or that in combination with the body of how I imagine angels to look, but it’s something something going on there in this ridiculously hot Frank White photoshoot that has me wanting to nibble on the sand beneath her feet (and by the ‘sand’ thing, I mean her ripe udders). Enjoy.
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We usually end the week on large delicious buxom chest puppies, but who says we can’t star out the week with glorious globes as well? Who? Who???? Not people we call our loyal readers, that’s for sure.
Inspired by all the Olympic trials and tribulations, including the fine art of pugilism, which proves that it’s okay for nations to battle with padded gloves on for sport, rather than blood, the delightful DD delicious glamour model Melissa Debling stepped into the boxing ring with photographer Frank White, and without her top on and let’s just say my heart is beating like a butterfly at the thought of stinging Melissa in her fabulous bee-hind.
Crude? Yes, but we’re always honest. Enjoy.
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Well, we’ll let you be the judge, but our good friends across the pond at Zoo magazine have figured out how to put a whole gaggle of girls with the claim of all-natural boobtastic bouncing together in the same photoshoot. The likes of Melissa Debling and Sabine Jemeljanova and a bunch of their flouncy jiggling friends all providing what could be the greatest au natural fun bag party ever.
Check out the pictures, but also be sure to check out the Sabine, Melissa, Jodie, Kheenah & Sophie’s Topless Natural Boobs Video on Zoo before making up your own mind as to the validity of this implant-less claim. As for me, I just like doing the research. Enjoy.
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Our friends at Zoo magazine have a plan, a simple plan for bringing smiles to the face of men and women-digging-women everywhere — find hot glamour model, get her top off, snap photos. It’s genius in its simplicity. And we respect genius, especially when it involves flesh puppies that are just out of this world.
In her brand new photoshoot for the magazine, the racktastic Britty lingerie model, Melissa Debling provides a healthy dose of funbag exhibition, the kind of medicine we do not need a spoonful of sugar to make go down.
You absolutely must check out the Melissa Debling Booby Takover video on Zoo. It’s pure mammarial madness. Enjoy.
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Sometimes your Wednesday’s just need a little funbags.
Look, there are some things that don’t need to be uttered aloud. They’re unspoken rules that are merely understood and almost lose their specialness if talked about back and forth as if they were mundane topics of the day or breakfast conversation. One of these wink-wink-nod-nod understandings among the male of the species (and some of the more fascinating females who live amongst us) is the desperate desire for primordial soothing at the hands of some absolutely fabulous funbags. Or, more aptly, hands on those fabulous funbags, with this midweek’s soothing balm of the boobtastic courtesy of the glorious globes of Britty celeb glam model, Melissa Debling, and all the righteousness that comes with.
Ah, yes, Wednesdays used to be the day you’d kick a random smaller person in the nutsack to relieve your inner pain. But, now, you have a more productive outlet for what ails your instinctive lobes. Huzzah!