Melissa Debling

Melissa Debling Doubly Answers Our TGIF Prayer For All Things Ripe and Nurturing

 

There's really only one thing better than reaching Friday unscathed and still free from the long arm of the law, and that thing we simply don't allow to happen out in the open here in the offices any longer. But we do appreciate a communal beverage or two, the kind with fancy labels that turn colors with various temperatures, not like that French bubbly that just stays green no matter warm or cold.

And, we definitely prefer that frosty drink with the opposing heat offered up by the likes of Melissa Debling, a glamour model who never fails to look like she just put out her shingle for business. While we appreciate the demure ladies, there's something to be said for the members of the fairer sex that don't require a lot of complex analysis. And when they have bodies like Melissa, we adore it that much more. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out much more of Melissa Debling at her pictorial site, www.melissa-debling.com)

Melissa Debling Puts Her Plumpers Front and Center for Amazing Zoo Attraction

 

You may know her as Melissa Debling, though she's going by Melissa D on her home turf, we just know her as the award-winning glamour model we absolutely love to ogle in full topless motion.

Check out the brand new Melissa D happy happy fun time video put together by our friends across the pond at ZOO in their Melissa D's Big Boobs Special. It's very bouncy.

Melissa Debling Hot, Topless, and Back to Nature

 

CHECK OUT 8 CRAZY FUNBAG PICTURES OF MELISSA DEBLING INSIDE

I'm hardly a botanist or arborist or what have you, but I certainly do recognize a certain tree in England where super sexy celebrity glamour models go to commune with Mother Nature and flash their funbags toward Father Sun. I wish I could find that tree and secrete myself behind its trunk for even better viewing. But, for now, I'm going to revel in these Melissa Debling topless pictures from her eponymous website. I've have had improper kinds of thoughts about Melissa Debling since we first saw her a few months ago, and now watching her climb the charges of the British glamour model circuit. Her amazing rack and, might I saw, a bit of nice meat on the bones (listen up, 'rexic American actresses) are like ogling a beautiful unearthly creature. This is a must leer. Enjoy.

Credit: MelissaDebling.com

Melissa Debling Topless Pictorial May Cause Undue Cravings

 

Some mornings, don't you just feel like you need a mouthful of big, ripe melon. That's how I felt this morning. It's your body's way of telling you that you're not consuming enough sugar I believe. Or perhaps that you're in need of some comfort only a luscious casaba or overly ripe cantaloupe can bring. You feel like if you could just wrap your mouth around a ready-to-explode round ball of honeydew, all will be right with the world. Nature, she is a powerful master.

Completely changing subjects, how about Melissa Debling and her impressive topless beach photoshoot, featuring the super glamour models bodily assets mocking the very sun with their own gravitational majesty? Throw in some Red Bull and you have pretty much all I need to survive. So, take that, nature. Enjoy.

Melissa Debling Goes Plump and Topless and in Purple

 

As the big royal wedding draws closer and closer, well, in addition to the emotional roller coaster I'm experiencing due to the upcoming nuptials, I'm really feeling it big time for the sexy ladies of Britannia, not the least of which is hot blonde glamour girl on the rise, Melissa Debling who has something magical about her I just can't quite put my fingers on (though I sure as hell would like to). I think there's been a historical injustice done to the English ladies, a perception of uprightness and propriety that if you've ever been in Ye Olde Sheepshead sipping a room temperature Bass past ten o'clock in the evening, you know is completely untrue. Enjoy.

Holly Peers and Melissa Debling Take Center Stage in Naughty Nuts Pictorial (VIDEO)

 

Leave it to our bombastic boobtastic friends at Nuts magazine to identify that the total package of topless hotness is often greater than just the sum of its parts. Wait, maybe that's backwards, because I am truly enjoying each and everyone of these parts. Specifically, the fantastic faptabulous funbag display of Holly Peers, Melissa Debling, Emma Frain, Kelly Andrews, and Lacey Banghard as they join sextastic forces to form a gaggle of supremely naughty girls for the latest edition of the magazine. You can call the upcoming royal wedding between Bill and Kate to be the highlight of the British social calendar this month, but if you haven't penciled in these sexy glamour models jiggling their milky goods, your calendar just is not complete, my friend. Enjoy.

Melissa Debling Udderly Fantastic Photoshoot Outtakes

 

Lust me some outtakes. In particular, these outlandishly boobtastic photos of sexy British glamor model Melissa Debling from the Big Boobs Bonanza issue from our friends across the pond at Nuts. As you all know, I'm not a boob snob. On a sexy celebrity in particular, I love boobs in all shapes and sizes, colors and degrees of lactation-readiness (adult nursing relationships have to be respected). However, I will not call myself a member of the male species if I don't admit that my head cranks just a tad bit harder when the big knockers come a knocking. It's a reflex of the male libido that separates the human race from the dinosaurs, who simply didn't ogle their females the same way they obsessed over their dinner, and, now, they're extinct. Just saying, the very future of our human tribe depends upon you drooling over Melissa Debling. Do not take this solemn duty lightly. Enjoy.

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