Oh blessed final day of the workweek, you have arrived like a cold frosty beverage on a sweaty hot day. The perfect capper to a week of pretend labor and overhyped sighs. As always, I do hope the week on Egotastic! helps you get through your daily grind with a bit of a smile and perhaps a happy tingle or two. Of course, I am helped in my efforts by the hotness likes of Joey Fisher, Melissa Debling, Rosie Jones, and Sabine Jemeljanova, who all got topless at the Nuts magazine office for some visual wonderments. It’s the office I always imagined Id work in, you know, act like I wasn’t staring as four wickedly sextastic women began to unrobe around me while my insides were melting. I’m blessed to have something not too dissimilar. Minus Rosie, Joey, Melissa, and Sabina. Alas.
On Fridays we give thanks to the beautiful bevy of boobtastic babes that grace our hearts and minds each and every day we have the opportunity to breathe and to ogle. These four ladies just make the world that much sweeter. A wonderful contribution indeed. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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Wow. I have missed Melissa Debling. I like to think she misses me as well. It’s the dream.
The bodacious and outrageously curvaceous hot glamour model really has an epic visual winner on her hand with this grey lingerie striptease shoot. For any and all men who claim to love their ladies soft and fluffy in all the right places, you are bound by natural law to take Melissa Debling deep into your private quiet spaces. She is such a wonderful gift. Enjoy.
If you don’t think Christmas is starting earlier than earlier each year, then you haven’t seen my mailbox already stuffed with holiday buying guides here still in the month of September. Retailers live and die with their Yuletide sales, so it only makes sense they want a full 3-4 month window to move all their merch during the season when even the Grinchiest of bastards ends up buying half a dozen gifts.
And if you happen to be a gift giving bastard, you could do worse than to bestow upon a cherished friend or love one the blessings of the boobtastic in the annual glamour model topless calendars. And, don’t you know, we’ve got a preview of the first few epic 12-months of funbags rolling on down the line.
Melissa Debling (above) won’t just cover your wall, she will help do that yourself as well, her 2014 calendar looks just crazy hot as usual.
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Is it possible to bring even more boobtastic joy than is brought by Jodie Gasson and Melissa Debling each time we see their curvaceously fine female forms? Oh, yes there is, let the two of them get undressed and naughty together. I don’t care if the bedroom is fake, my feelings for these two sextastic Brits is nothing short of, well, let’s call it desperate, especially when the girls start looking into each other’s eyes. That always gets me. I’m a sucker for old-fashioned Sapphic romance.
On Tuesday when we celebrate all things without straight lines, what better way to celebrate than with four fabulous funbags all kinds of bouncy and delicious. Enjoy.
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I make no secret about it. I hate working out. I do it, because you have to. Like eating vegetables. Or saving for retirement. Or swallowing a hemp road until it passes through your entire digestive tract. That last one might just be me. But that whole grunting and sweating nonsense, I don’t really get the high. People say, don’t you feel great when it’s over. I say, no, I feel great that it is over, so I can go back to drinking beer and watching the ballgame as God intended.
Still, a girl like Melissa Debling at the gym can readily change my mind. Let’s be honest, we men workout quite a bit harder when there are good looking ladies around. That’s where you find the guy cracking his bones to lift weights he should not be lifting. It’s for lust. Just imagine the damage count with Melissa Debling half-stripped out of her clothes, revealing her plump and delicious twins at the gym. You might as well just line up the ambulances outside the front door and tell them to keep their sirens on. Enjoy.
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Aristotle famously said that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. I only wish Ari could be here today to the wickedly hot Melissa Debling and her equally fetching topless counterpart Daisy Watts helping each other disrobe from their evening lingerie in this epic little pictorial from our friends at Zoo magazine.
Now, I’m not exactly sure when it is that men first started frothing at the mouth from the sight of two ladies getting naughty together, but I’m going to randomly guess ‘the dawn of time’. It’s never ever not worked. And it’s working overtime presently, as Melissa and Daisy carry on a tradition of feline-fun time that unlocks some magical key in the minds of men (and our Sapphic leaning female readers) and says, yes, daddy, it’s part time. Enjoy.
(Be sure to visit Zoo and check out Melissa and Daisy in their full motion topless behind the scenes video.)