Melissa Debling

Melissa Debling Topless Workout Designed to Make You Sweat

 

I make no secret about it. I hate working out. I do it, because you have to. Like eating vegetables. Or saving for retirement. Or swallowing a hemp road until it passes through your entire digestive tract. That last one might just be me. But that whole grunting and sweating nonsense, I don't really get the high. People say, don't you feel great when it's over. I say, no, I feel great that it is over, so I can go back to drinking beer and watching the ballgame as God intended.

Still, a girl like Melissa Debling at the gym can readily change my mind. Let's be honest, we men workout quite a bit harder when there are good looking ladies around. That's where you find the guy cracking his bones to lift weights he should not be lifting. It's for lust. Just imagine the damage  count with Melissa Debling half-stripped out of her clothes, revealing her plump and delicious twins at the gym. You might as well just line up the ambulances outside the front door and tell them to keep their sirens on. Enjoy.

Melissa Debling and Daisy Watts Topless Naughty Playtime

 

Aristotle famously said that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. I only wish Ari could be here today to the wickedly hot Melissa Debling and her equally fetching topless counterpart Daisy Watts helping each other disrobe from their evening lingerie in this epic little pictorial from our friends at Zoo magazine.

Now, I'm not exactly sure when it is that men first started frothing at the mouth from the sight of two ladies getting naughty together, but I'm going to randomly guess 'the dawn of time'. It's never ever not worked. And it's working overtime presently, as Melissa and Daisy carry on a tradition of feline-fun time that unlocks some magical key in the minds of men (and our Sapphic leaning female readers) and says, yes, daddy, it's part time. Enjoy.

(Be sure to visit Zoo and check out Melissa and Daisy in their full motion topless behind the scenes video.)

Melissa Debling Drops Her Lingerie, Flashes Her Glorious Gifts for Mammarial Mondays (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about you, but holiday weekends are always tough on me. I think it has something to do with the gathering of my family on weekend release programs from various penal institutions. Or maybe it's all that gravy and cheap booze. Either way, I'm always left feeling a bit snockered and down on Mondays after holidays. And, if you're like me, the very best pick me up is the floppy lay-me-downs of beautiful curvaceous women like Melissa Debling.

Sometimes, you need a suckling pig. Sometime, you need a little suckling happy fun time fantasies. To recover from too much of the former, I need a whole lot of the latter. Enjoy your Mammarial Monday.

Melissa Debling Topless Blue Unzipping for a Momentous Mammarial Monday

 

We've missed Melissa Debling so. I mean, we could be less chivalrous and be more specific about the lust for her luscious funbags that has been on hold for far too long, but let's be gentleman and discuss Melissa Debling as a whole person (including that magnificent full bodied bosom).

The journey of a thousand miles begins with just one amazing pair of plump sweater puppies. I think Egotastic Confucius said that. And to ease into a week of toil and finding new ways to cleverly avoid toil whilst still appearing to toil, there is no finer way than a mouthful of Mammarial Monday, courtesy of Melissa Debling and her fine British melons. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Melissa Debling Drops Top For Beautiful Blonde Reveal

 

You've made it this far, the center of the week, where the sins of last weekend are as far behind you as as the perversions of the next 48 hour break are in front of you. The humpday of the workweek when not one, but two humps, are the cane by which you prop up your world-weary dome, crack a smile, and let the world know that super fine funbags are your saving grace, at least in this very moment.

So, thanks to our good friends at Zoo magazine and our even finer pair of buddies attached to the delightfully delicious Melissa Debling for granting us this day our daily bosom, bare and unfettered, perfectly pert and devilishly plump, as if Mother Nature was offering up some of her finest craftsmanship for State Fair competition.

Melissa Debling's hot body may not be able to entirely rescue this world, or even perfect your own, but it's one helluva good starting point. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Melissa Debling in her latest Zoo uncensored video.)

Melissa Debling and Jodie Gasson Topless Hotness Will Jingle Your Bells and Melt Your Snowballs (VIDEO)

 

Well, there's nothing like Xmas to bring out the funbags in full force, in red and white and fake-snow shaking goodness. Literally, nothing like Xmas. This is the single best time for holiday themed bare boobtastic throughout the entire year, and the British lads magazine have the peach-revealing process nearly perfected.

Our good friends at Zoo magazine have chosen Melissa Debling, Jodie Gasson, and Daisy Watts among other festive beauties to help ring in the Yuletide and give wood to Father Time. It's a cornucopia or copious skin and deliciousness and if I were Santa Claus, this is precisely what all the naughty kids would find under their tree. Lumps of hotness. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out Melissa and Jodie and friends dancing about for the Yuletide in their Zoo Christmas topless video.)

Jodie Gasson and Melissa Debling Topless Naughty Classmates for Mammarial Mondays

 

My friend Knowles Banks once confided in me that he had had biblical relations with the girlfriend of somebody within our buddy circle. Knowles felt hella guilty and just had to get this serious indiscretion kind off of his chest. He asked me if I thought that he should come clean to the guy whose girl he had violated in at least five different manners that he told me before I cut him off. I told Knowles that while in the moment it might seem right to confess to the dude he had disrespected, that often times offenders in these matters simply feel a need to confess to relieve their own guilt, and in doing so, they end up burdening the innocent party with some wretched news that haunts them for the rest of their lives. I suggested, in some cases, it might just be better to commit a sin of omission, and lie to whoever the sorry sot among our friends whose girlfriend he had bedded. Knowles thanked me for being such a wise friend and then promptly told me that he had not banged my girlfriend every which way but Sunday and that I shouldn't worry about anything like that.

The point being, human beings are by nature, a rather naughty lot. Now, some may take that as a negative comment on the species. But, nay, it's truly a compliment. For while all species on this planet knock boots in some form or fashion, only human beings utilize the assist of some seriously staged sexual fantasy before getting jiggy with it, or just practicing the jiggy parts alone in their parents basement. Who else but homesapiens could divine the visual wonderment of the gloriously globed Melissa Debling AND Jodie Gasson, two of our funbag favorites, playing and disciplining each other in the classroom as some very naughty schoolgirls.

Naughty awesome for this Mammarial Monday. Enjoy.