I don’t want to be that guy who starts parsing which thong is better than another thong on beautiful curvaceous Mexican models. All thongs were born beautiful and none should feel any superior or inferior when stuffed tightly between the booty cheeks of some of the most sultry women in the world. Having said that, the almost not quite there thong sported by hot Latina model Melissa Ceja</strong> at the Wet Republic pool party in Vegas was simply the best of the pack. There, I said it. Not all thongs were created equal.
Melissa Ceja herself is an enchanted work of the hot body sextastic. Throw in, and or sling on, the most almost not quite there thong bottom ever and you have the makings of a pool party to which you better have a decency towel available to place over your fore-area to prevent yourself from being arrested by Clark County for lewd public behavior. Melissa, check your inbox for a message with the subject line, MUST BRING THAT THONG. That’s an invite from me for an Arby’s dinner and a soak in the standing water in the nearby quarry. I know, I don’t look like a guy you’d trust to take you to a quarry. Good instincts. And even better booty. Crazy en fuego. Enjoy.
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Model Melissa Ceja bikinied by the pool at Wet Republic in Vegas in a swimsuit that was only half there. The two tiny strips across her nipples look like insignificant band aids on a pair of watermelons. While the bikini would be revealing on anyone, when you are dealing with ta-tas as magnificent and ginormous and Melissa’s, then you really have a containment problem. It’s not a question of is there sideboob or underboob, etc. The real question is what CAN’T you see. The answer is her nips but just barely. The bottom is also practically non-existent. Just enough to what legally will pass for clothing. Melissa has a pretty spectacular booty. See, I know this because it’s practically completely out. It’s got just the right amount of curve to make it interesting but is toned enough that it is a pleasure to see.
Melissa looks like the kind of girl that, while you may not want to take her to meet your mom, you definitely want to take home. Unless you live with your mom. You should really get your own place. You’re an adult and it’s getting embarrassing.
Let’s get it on. Enter the booty models and MMA ring girls in tiny bikinis determined to get their hot bodies in the informal formal hot body competition taking place on Miami Beach. You may not have heard of Melissa Ceja and BellaDoubleD before, but if you just examine the names for a bit, not to mention their visual displays of asstastic on the beach, I think you too will find yourself with a certain rooting interest.
I can’t help but feel there’s some whistle going out at a frequency that can only be heard by hot bodied young women calling them to join the faptastic worthy festival in South Florida along the shoreline. I can’t hear the whistle, but I know it’s ringing. The migration of skintastic bodies is just epic this year. If you’re not in Miami, good luck convincing me you’re somewhere better at the moment. Enjoy.