Megan Hauserman

Megan Fox in Sharper Sharper Image Hotness

Okay, a sort of rougher hewn version of this amazing Megan Fox pimping Sharper Image photo has been flying around the Interwebs this past week, but we finally got into a higher-resolution version that shows in finer details the super fine details of the uber-sextastic model slash actress slash object d' fapitation.

We'll post the fullest sized photo of Megan Fox on our Egotastic! Facebook page.

As to the on-again, off-again rumors of Megan's pregnancy, something I think we announced here on Egotastic! even before Megan's self-employed rarely employed husband even knew, well, let's just say that Megan refused to answer questions on the subject and got super dodgy in a recent TV interview.

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Megan Hauserman Bikini Pictures

There's nothing like murder to up your celebrity profile, and Megan Hauserman just jumped from the Q List to at least the D List thanks to the fact that there was a murderer on her now cancelled reality dating game show, Megan Wants a Millionaire. Truth be told, had everything gone as expected with her show, we wouldn't even be posting these Megan Hauserman bikini pictures, and the Paparazzi probably wouldn't even have taken them, but now that she's famous for something other than just being a reality show bimbo (though not by much), she'll be getting the attention she's always been craving.

Also, check out her necklace: Is Megan Hauserman Jewish? I should ask her out. My parents would be so proud.

Photo credit: INF Photo

Megan Hauserman Wants to Be Really Reality Famous

 

If you're a fan of Reality TV shows, you may remember Megan Hauserman as the winner of Beauty and the Geek, season 3. Or you may remember Megan from season 2 of Rock of Love with Brett Michaels. No? How about I Love Money? Or maybe you remember Megan Hauserman from Playboy? Oh, did I not mention that Megan Hauserman has been nude in Playboy, too? Well she has, because obviously, this girl wants one thing, and one thing only: To be famous (and maybe naked).

Now, I'm not sure how the Reality show career path is working out for her, but Megan will be back in another Reality show this fall: Rock of Love Girls: Charm School 2, where she will compete for $100,000 against other Rock of Love floozies. Hmmm.... Maybe she should just stick to getting naked in Playboy...

And speaking of getting naked in Playboy, here are some of those pictures. And you can find lots more Megan Hauserman nude pictures at Playboy.

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