Megan Fox

Megan Fox Dresses Like Me, Looks Far Hotter

By Jon | October 15, 2010 @ 11:39 am
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Megan Fox can look hot doing just about anything. Still, I wish she'd do some acting or modeling or something a bit sexier; my ogling eyes are growing a bit weary of following her to the cleaners and to the mall and picking up her unemployed husband from daycare. Is it so wrong to imagine Megan Fox in a bikini or skimpy outfit or nothing at all? Not only is it right, it's a necessity. With the power of Egotastic! collective meditation, I do believe we will soon have some Megan Fox skin pics to share. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Almost Flashes Upskirt, But Leaves Us With ‘Thigh-Gina’

By Jon | September 27, 2010 @ 9:05 am
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Megan Fox is hot. We know that. She's, well, officially referred to as an actress. We know that. But what we didn't know, and now regret, is her amazing ability to prevent the upskirt photo from taking place. Seen here in Milan at the Fashion Week I definitely need to start attending, Megan Fox flashes the thigh-gina, the crease between the tightly bound upper-gams that has often tricked an inexperienced young man in the backseat of a car into thinking he was hitting a triple. Megan Fox does it so well. So well that it's so wrong. Nevertheless, Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Gives Good Tip in Sexy Armani Ad (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | September 16, 2010 @ 11:19 am
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The full-length Armani ad featuring Megan Fox in various states of dress and undress is out, and, well, for a commercial, it's definitely worth watching. I mean, if you are one of the three billion men in this world who find Megan Fox sexy. I believe I'm number 17 on that list or so. Why is Megan Fox doing commercials? Well, somebody's got to pay for her unemployed husband. Plus, any excuse to see her fine body, ass, and boobs, well, I'm still not buying Armani, but I'm definitely watching. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Teases Armani Panties and Bras

By Jon | September 13, 2010 @ 12:41 pm
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Okay, so you're a hotel room service dude and Megan Fox in lingerie answers the door and invites you in, what are you thinking? Practical joke reality show cameras, right? Maybe that's just me. I need to love myself more.

This brief teaser from the upcoming full length commercial features the sextastic Megan Fox pimping the shizz out of Armani underwear. Who am I to argue with the casting? Megan Fox could sell me lemon juice to pour in my cuts and I'd hand over the cash with a dumb smile on my face. While we await the extended version, enjoy fifteen seconds of Megan Fox sexy silky fantasy:

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Getting to the Sexy Bottom of the Megan Fox Pubes Flash (VIDEO)

 
By Bill Swift | August 10, 2010 @ 6:58 am
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It's funny how the Internet works, well, not funny, but mathematical, but since I'm not so good at math, I just laugh at it. That mathematical formula being primarily the circle, that brings back around previously published pictures with claims of new found glory. For instance, the recent re-hype of the Megan Fox bush flash photos, which more than one of you has woken me up from my big-boobed dream in order to verify. Well, verified. The shots of this sexy delicious brunette's fuzzy wuzzy are capped from this behind the scenes video of a photoshoot Megan Fox did for FHM. Since we've not posted these before, here, for the record, is a very sexy five minutes spent with the amazing Megan Fox and her pubic region, among other fine body parts.

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Megan Fox Ignites! Rihanna Emotes! First Look at Eminem’s Love The Way You Lie (HD VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | August 6, 2010 @ 7:15 am
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I've never been a big music video fan; they're usually like college art films, I don't get them, and unless there's serous skin, I don't want to eat the healthy snacks they serve in the theaters that show them. But the new Eminem music video for Love the Way You Lie, well, that manages to combine the super sexy Megan Fox, and the luscious-lipped Rihanna, sort of a perfect storm of hotness. I still don't get the video, I think some redneck dude is beating on Megan Fox, maybe for marrying that unemployed actor. Or losing her Transformers gig. So Rihanna licks her glove and watches their house burn. Best I can figure. Check it out.

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Megan Fox Flashes Tummy for Voltron; Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Gets Dirty for Transformers

By Bill Swift | July 28, 2010 @ 12:02 pm
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Okay, must give it up for the ever-sexy Megan Fox, not just for her amazing body and inspired tummy flash, but for working the retro Voltron tee, a clear smackdown at her former Transformers employer.

Once again, Megan Fox finds a way to use her chest to get her point across.

And, speaking of Transformers, the sextastic Rosie Huntington-Whitely, an actress of limitless talents, you know, despite never actually acting before, gives it her all on the bazillion-dollar set of the third installment of the talking-flying-shooting cars movie:

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