Mary Louise Parker

4/20 KICKOFF PARTY: The Most Smoking Weeds Moments from Mary Louise Parker


Well, today is the day. The day gangster rappers and diehard Phish-fans, NBA ballers and Olympic swimmers, and suburban moms and downtown hipsters unite around the wampum pipe. The day that 60′s-era Peaceniks hork the sticky stuff from their rebellious teenaged grandkids and politicians try to figure out whether lying or acting cool is the best way to frame their bong water indiscretions. A day when L.A. Confidential ain’t just a great movie and Purple Urkle has little to do with Family Matters. It’s 4/20, the annual day of unreckoning for all the stoners in Stonerville, Fah who for-aze! Arise tokers, faders, blazers, and, you know, their friends and family who work to support them.

So, while Gretchen griddles up the CHEETOS® pancakes for our non-identical twin stoner interns here, let’s gather round the San Rafael High School flagpole and kick off our celebration of all things trichromal with our very favorite Mary Louise Parker as the uniquely sexy Nancy Botwin moments from the ground breaking THC-TV show Weeds. Can you guess what they are?

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Mary Louise Parker Topless Sex Scene Makes Me Nearly Drop My Bong! (VIDEO)


Wow. If Mary Louise Parker burst past the MILFy hotness wall in the past few seasons of Weeds, she just kicked it into a whole new Usain Bolt like gear in this most recent week’s episode topless sex scene. Wow. Hot body and boobs and that lucky bastard who played Zack Morris on Saved By the Bell having the time of his life in a nude scene with the sextastic Mary Louise. This is a must watch. And, must enjoy.

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Mary Louise Parker Drops the 420 Sexy Bomb

Mmm, weed. I mean, mmm, Mary Louise Parker. After marijuana becomes legal, so too must my unholy and nearly indescribable lust for the hot mom of Weeds. Not since the previously straight Meredith Baxter-Birney graced the cathode ray tubes of my living room have I been so smitten with any TV mom. Credit ‘h magazine‘ for capturing the Mrs. Robinson qualities of Mary Louise Parker, in black little lacy things that make my THC-laden heart go pitter patter. Milf-licious. Enjoy.

Mary Louise Parker Nude Pictures from Esquire


If you’re not excited for the new season of Weeds after seeing these Mary Louise Parker nude pictures from the new issue of Esquire magazine, well, I don’t know what to tell you, because these are probably the sexiest pictures of Mary Louise Parker that I’ve ever seen. And did I mention she’s naked? Yeah.

66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that’s only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn’t the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke’s grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don’t care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You’ll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I’m pretty damn sure I didn’t miss anything. If you’ve seen one award show, you’ve seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn’t mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.

You’ll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.

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Mary Louise Parker Nude on Weeds (Again)


So, I haven’t watched Weeds since the beginning of Season 3, and now Season 4 is over. And you’d think, what with that Mary Louise Parker nude sex scene we saw earlier, I would have been watching more regularly. Well, it looks like they wanted to go for another ratings boost with the season finally last night, because we got another Mary Louise Parker nude scene.

It’s a pretty short scene, but you do get to see Mary Louise Parker naked in the tub. Also, the guy in the scene says “I can see your boobies,” which is pretty much exactly what I was thinking. Anyway, I guess it’s time to catch up, and download me some bittorrents. Or maybe I’ll just wait till the start of Season 5.