Marta Krupa

The Krupa Sisters and Crystal Hefner Host a Bikini Party at Hard Rock

Technically, it was called the Bikini Invitational, but given that I didn't receive an invitation I'll have to assume it was just the preliminary rounds. Either way, the good folks at Hard Rock and their aptly named Rehab pool club got Joanna Krupa and the photo shy Marta Krupa to pose down for the big event over the weekend at their Vegas property. Then they added Hef's wife, Crystal Hefner, in a bikini as the expert DJ to get the music pumping. Hey, it's Vegas and hot girls and a pool. You don't need to start questioning the details.

Girls, please don't forget to invite Uncle Bill to your next poolside soiree. Remember, the trench coats I wear are just emotional expressions of my sensitive insides. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa and Miranda Kerr Just Two of the Gaggles of Hotties at Victoria’s Secret ‘What Is Sexy’ Event

What is sexy? Kind of a silly question for Victoria's Secret to ask when you've got an event filled to the sextastic brim with hotties the likes of Joana Krupa, her hot sister, Marta Krupa, Katie Cleary, Billionaire Barbie, and Hope Dworaczyk, in addition to V.S. hotties Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, and Erin Heatherton. Wow. There's your answer.

Joanna and Marta Krupa Lay Down the Sisterly Hotness Gauntlet at the All About Aubrey Event

The Krupa sisters were at it again over the weekend at the All About Aubrey event, showing why they just might be the two sexiest celebrity sisters on the face of this spinning mass of rock. Joanna Krupa and Marta Krupa have the boobs and hot bodies of Polish-American goddesses, and the ability to steal all ogling eyes as they sashay their soroal asstastic down any red carpet. They are so invited to my next all you can eat FUNYUNS® party. Enjoy.

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