Mariah Carey

2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

By phil | February 9, 2006 @ 12:03 am

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Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."

On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.
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63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post – Now with Live Blogging

By phil | January 16, 2006 @ 8:00 pm

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Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.

Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.

Alright, hit this link for all 229 Golden Globes pictures...

~~Or hit the this link for the full live-blogging experience.~~

Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that. Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there. Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute...

Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures

By phil | January 12, 2006 @ 10:44 am

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Okay, first things first. I'm not posting these Mariah Carey bikini pictures because I think she's attractive. Quite the opposite in fact. Actually, I'm posting these pictures of Mariah and her little green bikini because I'm confused. I though Mariah was getting fat. And I mean really fat. That's what everyone was saying, and that's how it really looked. Of course, I don't do picture posts of the big girls, since that isn't really my thing. So I don't have a post to really compare these bikini pictures to, but whatever. The point is, what's up with Mariah? Is she fat, or not?

I think she's just sucking in her gut, 'cause she saw the paparazzi coming.

Regardless of my, or your feelings toward her, there are many more Mariah Carey bikini pictures after the jump.

American Music Awards Mega Post

By phil | November 23, 2005 @ 1:00 am

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No, I didn't watch the American Music Awards last night. First, award shows suck in general. Second, no one cares about the American Music Awards. Third, any award that can be given to Mariah Carey and Shakira is not a real award. It's a lucite pyramid. It might have been, however, in a masochistic way, to watch Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff "attempt" to sing. So, this is the state of American Music. That's reassuring.

Guess what, there's 105 pictures after the jump! Now that's what I call Mega. And so is Mariah Carey.

Mariah Carey’s Wardrobe Malfunction

By phil | July 13, 2005 @ 2:52 pm

So Mariah Carey apparently had some kind of "wardrobe malfunction" in which her dress essentially came apart on stage, during a TV show in Germany. Now, I know you all want pictures of this (Fleshbot is going crazy trying to find some) but right now, there don't really see to be any. You can click on the picture above, though, for a slightly bigger version of what seems to be the only real picture from the event, so far.

Update: Seems like nothing really happened at all, just a lot of media hype. Maybe next time.

MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

By phil | June 6, 2005 @ 5:40 am

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Award shows are meaningless and useless. They only serve to promote whatever movie happens to be coming out at the time, and the awards they give out have absolutely no bearing on real life, except if they were to be given to me, at which time everyone should pay close attention.

The MTV Movie Awards were held this past Saturday, and while we were ever so lucky enough to see Jessica Alba in a see-through dress, that's not all we got. Among the celebs in attendance were Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, Nicole Kidman and many more. 13 of the hottest celebrities are featured in this mega-post, with 128 pictures in total!

I think I may have gone overboard on this one. Pictures after the jump.
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