Mariah Carey

Christina Aguilera vs. Mariah Carey: Fight!

Not that anyone really cares what the hell Christina Aguilera has to say, but apparently, in the new issue of GQ, X-Tina had some nasty words about Mariah Carey. According to Page Six, Aguilera told GQ that Mariah didn't like her, and said mean things to her when she was drunk. Poor baby.

"She was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] . . . But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated."

Of course, Mariah is a Diva too, and so would never allow such comments to go unanswered, saying:

I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior.

It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers.

Yawn.... If you're still reading this, congratulations, you have a longer attention span than I do, and I'm writing this shit. Have you ever seen a more boring feud, between a more boring duo. I don't think it would be possible for me to be any less interested in these two and there inane feuding. Alright, so Christina Aguilera doesn't like Mariah Carey. Well, I don't like either of them.

If you'd like something a little more interesting, check out some pictures of Christina Aguilera naked in GQ. Sorry, I have nothing that can make Mariah Carey more interesting. There are more pictures after the jump, however.

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Mariah Carey Nipple Slip? You Decide

Okay, so Mariah Carey's shirt is completely see-through, and she isn't wearing a bra. And if I know my female anatomy well enough, those strategically placed pockets shouldn't really be covering everything up. So, in theory, we should totally have some Mariah Carey nipple slip / see-through action going on here. But due to the fairly grainy nature of photos, it can't really be said for sure. What do you think?

2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."

On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.
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63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post – Now with Live Blogging

Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.

Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.

Alright, hit this link for all 229 Golden Globes pictures...

Or hit the this link for the full live-blogging experience.

Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that. Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there. Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute...

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Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures

Okay, first things first. I'm not posting these Mariah Carey bikini pictures because I think she's attractive. Quite the opposite in fact. Actually, I'm posting these pictures of Mariah and her little green bikini because I'm confused. I though Mariah was getting fat. And I mean really fat. That's what everyone was saying, and that's how it really looked. Of course, I don't do picture posts of the big girls, since that isn't really my thing. So I don't have a post to really compare these bikini pictures to, but whatever. The point is, what's up with Mariah? Is she fat, or not?

I think she's just sucking in her gut, 'cause she saw the paparazzi coming.

Regardless of my, or your feelings toward her, there are many more Mariah Carey bikini pictures after the jump.

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American Music Awards Mega Post

No, I didn't watch the American Music Awards last night. First, award shows suck in general. Second, no one cares about the American Music Awards. Third, any award that can be given to Mariah Carey and Shakira is not a real award. It's a lucite pyramid. It might have been, however, in a masochistic way, to watch Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff "attempt" to sing. So, this is the state of American Music. That's reassuring.

Guess what, there's 105 pictures after the jump! Now that's what I call Mega. And so is Mariah Carey.

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Mariah Carey’s Wardrobe Malfunction

So Mariah Carey apparently had some kind of "wardrobe malfunction" in which her dress essentially came apart on stage, during a TV show in Germany. Now, I know you all want pictures of this (Fleshbot is going crazy trying to find some) but right now, there don't really see to be any. You can click on the picture above, though, for a slightly bigger version of what seems to be the only real picture from the event, so far.

Update: Seems like nothing really happened at all, just a lot of media hype. Maybe next time.